FabSwingers.com forum: Should I dump the Mrs?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

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By *ivi-sirMan
over a year ago

livingston

Maybe not dump but definitely punish lol ,

Star bars are so much better than picnics

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Easy solution OP make your bloody own lol

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By *sa and HarryCouple
over a year ago

motherwell

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

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Get her back to her Maws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not really keen on star bars , But love a picnic , still a crime's a crime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy solution OP make your bloody own lol

It was done by stealth lol , made my own stuff , put in bag then when at work I got the surprise lol

Actually doubted myself lol

Enjoyed the picnic though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy solution OP make your bloody own lol

It was done by stealth lol , made my own stuff , put in bag then when at work I got the surprise lol

Actually doubted myself lol

Enjoyed the picnic though

Thats criminal. Star bars are my fave. Don't understand why the supermarkets don't sell them?

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I bought 2 star bars yesterday. They have shrunk in size. Now that's bloody criminal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought 2 star bars yesterday. They have shrunk in size. Now that's bloody criminal"

No kidding! Shrink in size and up in price lol. The world has gone mad

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

I’d dump her!!! Star bars all the way!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Easy solution OP make your bloody own lol

It was done by stealth lol , made my own stuff , put in bag then when at work I got the surprise lol

Actually doubted myself lol

Enjoyed the picnic though

Thats criminal. Star bars are my fave. Don't understand why the supermarkets don't sell them?

Asda doesn’t sell them as they are a classy chocolate bar.

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By *ustagentMan
over a year ago

wa14

It could of been worse could of been a wagon wheel!!!!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I prefer a picnic.

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A few Dark Chocolate Digestives each shall sort things out.

Picnics and Starbars are tarts and floozies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

Yip get interpol involved there's no substitute for a star bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy solution OP make your bloody own lol

It was done by stealth lol , made my own stuff , put in bag then when at work I got the surprise lol

Actually doubted myself lol

Enjoyed the picnic though

Thats criminal. Star bars are my fave. Don't understand why the supermarkets don't sell them?

Asda doesn’t sell them as they are a classy chocolate bar."

You may be right, there can be no other logical explanation. Star bar after sex... match made in heaven lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

I’d dump her!!! Star bars all the way!"

I quite like her boobs though but stealing a star bar is serious stuff lol, maybe a wee break apart for that lol … like the profile pic again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

I’d dump her!!! Star bars all the way!

I quite like her boobs though but stealing a star bar is serious stuff lol, maybe a wee break apart for that lol … like the profile pic again

You're right, serious business that is. Too serious to let go unpunished. She atleast needs to go over your knee

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"It could of been worse could of been a wagon wheel!!!!

Or a banana...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not trying to go off Topic here but Mars Bars all these kinds of threads. Your bounty find that out in time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her over your knee for a good old 'Knickers Down Spanking!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

I’d dump her!!! Star bars all the way!

I quite like her boobs though but stealing a star bar is serious stuff lol, maybe a wee break apart for that lol … like the profile pic again

You're right, serious business that is. Too serious to let go unpunished. She atleast needs to go over your knee

I can the flogger and paddle being looked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its star bars v picnics

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

Get her back to her Maws

Has her Maw got Star Bars?

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By *lasgowSocialButterfliesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *urious shy wifeCouple
over a year ago

Alford

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By *urious shy wifeCouple
over a year ago

Alford

"Not trying to go off Topic here but Mars Bars all these kinds of threads. Your bounty find that out in time. "

You seem to Revel in it, I’ll have to get my Banjo and play some Tunes if you catch my Drifter.

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

Dump her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well have you ever been cheated on???

Go into my work bag and my star bar is missing and replaced by a picnic bar

That’s international war crime stuff ffs lol

Dump her!

I should lol she’s just went to pals house for a drink … left on lonesome and not a chocolate bar in sight lol

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

As a couple Mr loves a Picnic and Mrs loves a Starbar. Chaos if there is a mix up though

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By *eepdiver73Man
over a year ago

Fort William

You definitely need to consider some compensation for said action…. that’s a shocker can only imagine your shock and dismay at finding the wrong chocolate bar… especially if it was mid shift

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I prefer a picnic.

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By *ock69erMan
over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife

Replaced your Star Bar with a lousy picnic!!! The fucking cheek of the woman... Absolutely dumped, I don't even know why you're asking. The locks would be changed and her case would be waiting for her on the doorstep.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Did you look for the missing bar? Better check her foof thoroughly to make sure

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