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By *unx2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Moray

So this afternoon found a new trick that when found thought wouldn't do anything for a female.

Basically put thumb and first two fingers together forming a sort of beak. Put hand just above said ladies clit, not touching, then dribble warm oil down crease between two fingers and onto ladies clitoris and let warm oil dribble down onto it, then see what kind of reaction get!!!! (was amazed as she came almost immediately and never even touched her)

Anyone else got any new ideas to keep the ladies happy?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had it been a while for her?

John

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Had it been a while for her?

John "

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Is last Thursday a while? lol

No she did admit it was strange but so sexy and different. Don't ask me I just poured the oil, she did all the cumming!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger in the bum always worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this afternoon found a new trick that when found thought wouldn't do anything for a female.

Basically put thumb and first two fingers together forming a sort of beak. Put hand just above said ladies clit, not touching, then dribble warm oil down crease between two fingers and onto ladies clitoris and let warm oil dribble down onto it, then see what kind of reaction get!!!! (was amazed as she came almost immediately and never even touched her)

Anyone else got any new ideas to keep the ladies happy? "

dairy milk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds like a good in.

Try getting girl wet and gently blow on her clit ... works everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling the truth.

Keeping a promise.

Being respectful.

Paying a compliment that you actually do mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now your talking. Old school. But tbh most of younger ones now don't have a clue about being respected as they don't even respect themselves

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By *hy and innocentCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So this afternoon found a new trick that when found thought wouldn't do anything for a female.

Basically put thumb and first two fingers together forming a sort of beak. Put hand just above said ladies clit, not touching, then dribble warm oil down crease between two fingers and onto ladies clitoris and let warm oil dribble down onto it, then see what kind of reaction get!!!! (was amazed as she came almost immediately and never even touched her)

Anyone else got any new ideas to keep the ladies happy? "

Ok ..... so I'm confused ..... & yes, it's easily done ..... why form a beak with your fingers if you didn't touch her? ...... & yes, I an trying to form said beak with my fingers as type

Innocent

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow


"Telling the truth.

Keeping a promise.

Being respectful.

Paying a compliment that you actually do mean.

"

Exactly what i was thinking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds too much effort for me, il just keel rubbing my hand over her bits like a tramp searching his pockets for loose change.

It’s worked for me all these years…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this afternoon found a new trick that when found thought wouldn't do anything for a female.

Basically put thumb and first two fingers together forming a sort of beak. Put hand just above said ladies clit, not touching, then dribble warm oil down crease between two fingers and onto ladies clitoris and let warm oil dribble down onto it, then see what kind of reaction get!!!! (was amazed as she came almost immediately and never even touched her)

Anyone else got any new ideas to keep the ladies happy? "

Fuck me I getting old.

First thing I thought when I read that was how I'd get the oil out of my sheets.

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Moray

OK, OK lol form the the beak so oil drops off the end and onto the clitoris without having to touch and the oil slides down the clit and over the lips so no oil on bed, simples!!!

By eck try to improve you youngsters lives and this is what end up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, OK lol form the the beak so oil drops off the end and onto the clitoris without having to touch and the oil slides down the clit and over the lips so no oil on bed, simples!!!

By eck try to improve you youngsters lives and this is what end up with "

Olive, gravesend or Crisp n Dry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, OK lol form the the beak so oil drops off the end and onto the clitoris without having to touch and the oil slides down the clit and over the lips so no oil on bed, simples!!!

By eck try to improve you youngsters lives and this is what end up with

Olive, gravesend or Crisp n Dry?"

*grapeseed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I must be missing something here. What's the purpose of this beak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I must be missing something here. What's the purpose of this beak?"

As a pouring utensil for the oil onto the bean.

Get with the programme Pablo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I must be missing something here. What's the purpose of this beak?

As a pouring utensil for the oil onto the bean.

Get with the programme Pablo!"

I'll get the turkey baster to drip some hot oil over the bird... Shit now I'm just getting hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sounds too much effort for me, il just keel rubbing my hand over her bits like a tramp searching his pockets for loose change.

It’s worked for me all these years…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marigolds and a sweeping brush

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Fucking class! Too much here to laugh at!

You lot never let the Scottish forum down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marigolds and a sweeping brush "

Is that's like Triggers broom only having 17 new heads and 14 new handles?

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Peasants the lot of you!!!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Olive, gravesend or Crisp n Dry?"

Extra virgin, possibly?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Olive, gravesend or Crisp n Dry?

Extra virgin, possibly? "

Or just Crude?

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"So this afternoon found a new trick that when found thought wouldn't do anything for a female.

Basically put thumb and first two fingers together forming a sort of beak. Put hand just above said ladies clit, not touching, then dribble warm oil down crease between two fingers and onto ladies clitoris and let warm oil dribble down onto it, then see what kind of reaction get!!!! (was amazed as she came almost immediately and never even touched her)

Anyone else got any new ideas to keep the ladies happy? "

Didn’t they kick you out of Tesco’s ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this afternoon found a new trick that when found thought wouldn't do anything for a female.

Basically put thumb and first two fingers together forming a sort of beak. Put hand just above said ladies clit, not touching, then dribble warm oil down crease between two fingers and onto ladies clitoris and let warm oil dribble down onto it, then see what kind of reaction get!!!! (was amazed as she came almost immediately and never even touched her)

Anyone else got any new ideas to keep the ladies happy? "

Can see the small print for their ad already.

CASTROL GTX LIQUID ENGINEERING

( can also be used as clit stimulae )

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"So this afternoon found a new trick that when found thought wouldn't do anything for a female.

Basically put thumb and first two fingers together forming a sort of beak. Put hand just above said ladies clit, not touching, then dribble warm oil down crease between two fingers and onto ladies clitoris and let warm oil dribble down onto it, then see what kind of reaction get!!!! (was amazed as she came almost immediately and never even touched her)

Anyone else got any new ideas to keep the ladies happy? "

You had me at "beak" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try kissing the back of her knees.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was it Chilli Oil?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Loo brush.....

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