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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... what's yer favourite misheard lyric.... as commented on a recent thread there's the Take That hit "Wash You're Back For Good" and then there's the S tranglers political comment "Gordon Brown" but my personal one is for years and YEARS I was singing "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman....

What's YOU'RE favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleetwood Mac go your own way - grow your own .

Michael Jackson you are not alone - part when he says “ your burdens I will bear” … I hear “ your burgers are the best”.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Another Michael Jackson song, ‘keep on, to the post office, don’t stop til you get enough!’

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

"The hotdogs will go on" from titanic and Susan Boyles I dreamed a dream, line says "tigers come at night, and dreams turn to shite!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the way that you caress and toy with my erection" - Erasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal favourite

Mariah Carey.. oh i cant forget the semen on your face as you were leaving..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love them all, so much better that the originals … ohhh yon lassie Duffy, singing “I’m begging you for birdseed”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm blue, in Aberdeen I will die"

Eiffel 65.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"young girl with eyes like potatoes "Madonna . Not sure if I misheard it or just changed it

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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath

The Clash, Rock the casbah. To this day i'm still convinced they say "fuck the gas board" instead of the song title x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Clash, Rock the casbah. To this day i'm still convinced they say "fuck the gas board" instead of the song title x"
lol This would be so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad Moon Rising.

I always hear it as "there's the bathroom on the right"

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By *oxyFemme72Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Justin Trousersnake 'I've got a sexy back' - I'm sure you have

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wet wet wet

Sweet little mystery

Check ma Willie

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

At this time of year, I'm always reminded of, 'A wean in a manger...' Makes perfect sense.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A mates dad thought the lyrics were "take me down to the very last city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty" despite the name of the song

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By *exybreeksMan
over a year ago

East Calder


"Justin Trousersnake 'I've got a sexy back' - I'm sure you have"

Similarly, from the bridge to that song:

Who's a sexy back (go Harry potter)

Who's a sexy back (go Harry Potter)

And repeat a few more times.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

It's confusing", instead of "listen to the music" (please bare in mind, I'm not British and wasn't even born when this came out. Think I was 11 when I realised what the actual song title was) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I love to feel the rain on my face” I hear “I love to feel Lorraine on my face”

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“Spare him his life from these pork sausages”. Bohemian Rhapsody

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“Other dancers may pee on the floor”. Sway Michael Buble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad Company - 'I can't get enough of your muff'

Blondie - 'Beneath the knees, I'm so in love with you'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend always thought it was "emulsion cup".. instead of im all shook up

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

The Buddy Holly song "Oh Boy"

All my life I've been kissing,

Your left ball cause your right ones missin oh boy ,

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"“Spare him his life from these pork sausages”. Bohemian Rhapsody

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Same song - Beelzebub has a devil put a sideboard for me

I know.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Beyoncé. I’m a cigarette! I’m a cigarette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just let me stipple the vicar

We are family- sister sldge

Wash yi back- take that

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