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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So got a copy n paste message from a guy in London offering me his wife for fun. Could be interested as she's 32 size 10 and very sexy ( apparently).

Only one drawback , he loves the idea but when he's suggested this type of thing to her she's refused or been dismissive of that sort of thing. He also openly admits he's on here secretly hence the singles man profile. Ohh well her loss I guess.

What have you been offered lately that's had you shaking your head in disbelief recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "bj now" behind the shopping centre from first message from a woman... Who lives.. And was at the time of the message, in California... Turns out she doesn't teleport

Money to shag a wife.

To send me a "pot of cum" for " breakfast"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A "bj now" behind the shopping centre from first message from a woman... Who lives.. And was at the time of the message, in California... Turns out she doesn't teleport

Money to shag a wife.

To send me a "pot of cum" for " breakfast""

Awwww man… I WAS gonna have porridge for brekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers to destroy my pussy.

I'd like to see him try. She killed a rat the same size as her the other week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

"

10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero? "
you forgot you sent that??

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By *aggismuncher69Man
over a year ago

Johnstone


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero? "

Hate it when people show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero?

Hate it when people show off "
we've had THAT conversation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

"

Feck sake , people tell me their gonna kick my balls without me even asking. Its definitely a thing .

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Offers to destroy my pussy.

I'd like to see him try. She killed a rat the same size as her the other week "

My pussy fights foxes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero? you forgot you sent that?? "

*quickly looks back sent messages to find no 10 minute offer was on the table. *sigh of relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offers to destroy my pussy.

I'd like to see him try. She killed a rat the same size as her the other week

My pussy fights foxes!"

Aww, brilliant They could team up, world domination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

"

I'm howling at the park bench...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

I'm howling at the park bench... "
yea but i was to sit in the car and watch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pointy cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A holiday to tenerife

Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..

To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)

Ten minute shag..

I'm howling at the park bench... yea but i was to sit in the car and watch.. "

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By *ngelnfugyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee


"

My pussy fights foxes!"

Silver foxes by any chance??

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"

My pussy fights foxes!

Silver foxes by any chance??

"

No! That would be me who destroys the silver foxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered a blow job by some guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered a blow job by some guys "

How was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got offered a blow job by some guys

How was it?"

It's only been 30 minutes , give him time to finish.

OK he's finished now.

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

Always seem to get a single man’s profile messaging me saying “my wife loves your pics and want to meet” I tell them to make a couple profile and send me a message from that. Safe to say it never happens haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered a chance to go to Christmas dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered a chance to go to Christmas dinner "

You must give a rare gammy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered a chance to go to Christmas dinner

You must give a rare gammy!"
Toungue like an Iguana on steroids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered a chance to go to Christmas dinner

You must give a rare gammy!Toungue like an Iguana on steroids "

(....adds to Xmas list....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got offered a chance to go to Christmas dinner

You must give a rare gammy!Toungue like an Iguana on steroids

(....adds to Xmas list....)"
Excellent shall i come round at Christmas with my sack full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck n Go..

aye nae bother, can i at least put ma shopping away first..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So got a copy n paste message from a guy in London offering me his wife for fun. Could be interested as she's 32 size 10 and very sexy ( apparently).

Only one drawback , he loves the idea but when he's suggested this type of thing to her she's refused or been dismissive of that sort of thing. He also openly admits he's on here secretly hence the singles man profile. Ohh well her loss I guess.

What have you been offered lately that's had you shaking your head in disbelief recently.

"

Strangely enough, something very similar to yours, we had exchanged a couple of messages with a couple from Edinburgh and we could tell that it was all about the guy and not his wife, Jane didn't like his looks and told me that no way we would meet them, I ofcourse messaged and told them this and thought that be that but nope the following message was "would Jane be willing to come through on her own to us and have sex with the wife and he will watch" pmsl...we pissed ourselves laughing for ages. Afterwards we blocked them, Shame though as his wife was a real hottie

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"can i at least put ma shopping away first.. "

Oany pie on there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i at least put ma shopping away first..

Oany pie on there??"
only flirts... again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i at least put ma shopping away first..

Oany pie on there?? only flirts... again "

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"

Ten minute shag..

"

What do you do for the other 8 minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ten minute shag..

What do you do for the other 8 minutes?"
Cigarette and make the bed

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"I got offered a chance to go to Christmas dinner

You must give a rare gammy!"

Its not just the turkey thats a gobbler at that dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked to pee in someone’s mouth recently.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself. "
haha

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself. "

Price list for a social meet was it:

£10 per closed question

£20 per open question

£30 extra if humour to be included

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Case of silence is golden then at them prices

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Case of silence is golden then at them prices "

To be honest I think I would be paid more to shut up

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

One of many was the offer to manage a new swingers resort in Ayrshire. Would I meet to discuss term of contract at the empty venue. I confess I did play around with this one asking lots of questions about business plan and salary. He was offering a good wage too!

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby


"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself.

Price list for a social meet was it:

£10 per closed question

£20 per open question

£30 extra if humour to be included "

It was a lot more graphic than that but the pricing was similar.

I knew she was thick too. It was 4 days before wages day.

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By *atinagirlWoman
over a year ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

Got asked to whip his balls while I peed on him at the same time .. actually laughed thinking he was joking … eh no he wasn’t n said I was rude lol oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To turn up in my wonder woman outfit and just watch him wank. He even offered to pay for my time!

That corset is dry clean only though so I had to say no

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