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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant." He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must be the second coming." The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?". She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one........

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A priest checks into a hotel and asks the receptionship, "Can you make sure the porn channel is disabled please"

"No i can't you sick fuck!!!" she replied

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant." He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must be the second coming." The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?". She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one........ "

That's a good one Neil! For a change

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the receptionship, "Can you make sure the porn channel is disabled please"

"No i can't you sick fuck!!!" she replied"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant." He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must be the second coming." The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?". She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one........

That's a good one Neil! For a change "

I do have my moments jan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man goes to confession after a 16 year absence. As he sits in the booth, he looks around and says to the priest, "Confession has really changed father, I don't remember a Leather chair, Guiness on tap and Gay porn mags being in the booth before?" The priest replied, "oh shit....your in my seat!"

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

How do you circumcise an altar boy? Kick the priest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My welsh mate died over the weekend.

Still he went the way he would have wanted.

Passing away peacefully in his sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what did the wizard say to the gay guy??

*poof*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella pulls a stunning bird in a pub and after a few drinks she invites him back to her place for some fun.

Unknown to him was the fact that she had a wooden leg.

He went to the bathroom to sort himself out and when he entered the bedroom and saw her lying on the bed.

He looked round and said"where's your other leg?"

She said "its on the dressing table"

To which he replied"there was no need to open them that wide"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you hear the one about the blind circumcisor... he got the sac...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 prostitutes were talking in a cafe,discussing what kind of punters they were getting.

The first says she was getting ones with lots of money,flash cars but tiny cocks.

Her mate says"your going for the wrong ones,go for the wee deformed ones".

"I'll try it says the first".

That night she sees a wee fella with a hump on his back and asks if he fancied going upstairs for half an hour?

He says"I'm sorry love I've no money"

She replied"its on the house"

"Lovely"said the wee man.

Once upstairs he undid his flies to reveal a 9" monster.

The prostitute said"oh that's lovely,can I kiss it?".

The wee man replied"missus,you can kiss it,caress it,fondle it,bite it or suck it but for fuck sake don't blow up it that's how I got this hump on my back"

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