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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can be absolutely anything , but please no mankinins i have three already

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

An iron to get the creases out your mankini

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"An iron to get the creases out your mankini "

Lingerie laundry bag...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cakes , with springles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t touch this mc hammer poster

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cakes , with springles

Makes a change from whipped cream n chocolate sauce.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Cakes , with springles

Makes a change from whipped cream n chocolate sauce. "

I’d buy you a fancy tiered cake serving thingy then!

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Bishopbriggs

A light that goes on and off when you clap your hands. Your neighbours will wonder what the fuck is going on when you’re having a crazy fuckathon and the lights are on and off every

3 seconds.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A light that goes on and off when you clap your hands. Your neighbours will wonder what the fuck is going on when you’re having a crazy fuckathon and the lights are on and off every

3 seconds. "

My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A light that goes on and off when you clap your hands. Your neighbours will wonder what the fuck is going on when you’re having a crazy fuckathon and the lights are on and off every

3 seconds.

My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light

Soundproofing for your walls

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A light that goes on and off when you clap your hands. Your neighbours will wonder what the fuck is going on when you’re having a crazy fuckathon and the lights are on and off every

3 seconds.

My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light

Soundproofing for your walls

Meeee. With wine and snacks

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light

Soundproofing for your walls

Meeee. With wine and snacks "

An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course

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By *iona38ddTV/TS
over a year ago

north east fife

A large bar of Cadbury chocolate and a bottle of champagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Himalayan salt lamp

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Himalayan salt lamp"

Chocolate

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

A Willy Wonka golden ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Willy Wonka golden ticket "
me

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

A bottle of Champagne

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A bottle of Champagne

Gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of Champagne

Gloves"

A new Yoga mat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customised hair suits made from real hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jar of marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well clearly had a message delivered loud and clear by two users lol

Poster above I'm thinking a cocktail recipe book for that snazzy pineapple

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

A cooking apron with the naked lady body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set of 6 IKEA pint glasses

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

"A cooking apron with the naked lady body

A new sofa?

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

"A cooking apron with the naked lady body

A new sofa?

Football gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cooking apron with the naked lady body

A new sofa?

Football gloves "
Fruit bowl x

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By *heeseandMarmaladeCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Beer goggles, and enough alcohol to make them effective

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light

Soundproofing for your walls

Meeee. With wine and snacks

An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course"

Perfect night in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light

Soundproofing for your walls

Meeee. With wine and snacks

An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course

Perfect night in

A book for how to sexually care for visitors with broken wrists ….

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light

Soundproofing for your walls

Meeee. With wine and snacks

An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course

Perfect night in

A book for how to sexually care for visitors with broken wrists ….

A cushion for said wrist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars "

A framed cock pic

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars

A framed cock pic

A group of cocks

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars

A framed cock pic

A group of cocks"

What is the collective name for cocks?

A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars

A framed cock pic

A group of cocks

What is the collective name for cocks?

A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?"

I think it might be a gobble...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars

A framed cock pic

A group of cocks

What is the collective name for cocks?

A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?

I think it might be a gobble...

Now I’m thinking of turkey. Too much poultry now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Yankee candle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fondue set

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A fondue set

Does anyone actually use these?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fondue set

Does anyone actually use these?"
Aye you bring the cheese i will bring the fondue set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crackers!!!! For the cheese, of course.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A fondue set

Does anyone actually use these?Aye you bring the cheese i will bring the fondue set.

Just cheddar?

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

Wine as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We must need a crusty baguette tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We must need a crusty baguette tae

Bottle of red.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

This is all sounding too romantic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all sounding too romantic!"

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

Talcum powder

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!

That’s what the talcum powder is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!

I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!

That’s what the talcum powder is for

You and you clairvoyant tendencies

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!

I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now

Have they no got a wee bit of stretch in them?

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By *nverMan
over a year ago

....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun

Can I watch you getting in to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!

I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now

Have they no got a wee bit of stretch in them?"

To the point where they become transparent

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"This is all sounding too romantic!

You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers

I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!

I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now

Have they no got a wee bit of stretch in them?

To the point where they become transparent

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars

A framed cock pic

A group of cocks

What is the collective name for cocks?

A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?"

A fist of cocks. Aye I googled it. I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars

A framed cock pic

A group of cocks

What is the collective name for cocks?

A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?

A fist of cocks. Aye I googled it. I'm bored

There’s a pun in there somewhere…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice

Binoculars "
best house warming gift I've ever had lol

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By *hamo9Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd buy you a Manscaped grooming kit to help you maintain your grooming regime. A new home can be stressful so it would be easy to get distracted and let things slip.

Remember lads, trim the grass to make the lawn look bigger

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