FabSwingers.com forum: If you woke up next to the person above....

By *utdooryone OP Man
over a year ago

Over there

...what would you say?

...what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you bypass the alarm !!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Shout.... "surprise!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout.... "surprise!"

"Put down that Atari stick!"...

And then I'd put the kettle on

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Shout.... "surprise!"

"Put down that Atari stick!"...

And then I'd put the kettle on

"
bloody hell I knew ud wear me down eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout.... "surprise!"

"Put down that Atari stick!"...

And then I'd put the kettle on

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I’d say she’s changed her preferences lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout.... "surprise!"

"Put down that Atari stick!"...

And then I'd put the kettle on

bloody hell I knew ud wear me down eventually

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oh and I’d defo do booby squeezes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout.... "surprise!"

"Put down that Atari stick!"...

And then I'd put the kettle on

I’d say she’s changed her preferences lol "

"I'm here for your Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout.... "surprise!"

"Put down that Atari stick!"...

And then I'd put the kettle on

I’d say she’s changed her preferences lol

"I'm here for your Mrs"

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it’s bitter sweet lol

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By *utdooryone OP Man
over a year ago

Over there

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff"

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end..."

I’d shite myself

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself "

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us "
say get the chocolate out !!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches. "

Get your boxers off

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. "
about bloody time

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?"
Yeah getcthe coffee on

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea dae

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea dae"
suppose

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose

Milk no sugar

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose

Milk no sugar"
excuse me but you were making it

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose

Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it

Ooo...do you want toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make him an omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"make him an omelette

Is that how you like your eggs in the morning?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose

Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it

Ooo...do you want toast "
Yes please with eggs preferably unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose

Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it

Ooo...do you want toast Yes please with eggs preferably unfertilised

Ha ha...that's an old one.

Budge up...room for a wee yin?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

By miss muffFind posts by miss muff

Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...

I’d shite myself

Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!

Move off the wet patches.

Get your boxers off

I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise

I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time

Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on

Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose

Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it

Ooo...do you want toast Yes please with eggs preferably unfertilised

Ha ha...that's an old one.

Budge up...room for a wee yin?"
I thought ud never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is. Do you have room for a wee yin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question is. Do you have room for a wee yin?

Several.

Bucket fanny here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question is. Do you have room for a wee yin?

Several.

Bucket fanny here

Ssshhhhhhh. Don't tell everyone.

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By *utdooryone OP Man
over a year ago

Over there

"Question is. Do you have room for a wee yin?

Several.

Bucket fanny here

Room for a second one

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Oi what did you put in my drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi what did you put in my drink?"

You don't want to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi what did you put in my drink?

You don't want to know.

How the feck did I end up here

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards"

Be very pleased with how the night before worked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards

Be very pleased with how the night before worked out

Probably make sure my arsehole was intact..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards"

It would have been my sparkling personality that attracted you so you overlooked the beard on this occasion.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards

It would have been my sparkling personality that attracted you so you overlooked the beard on this occasion.lol"

Damn that quantum realm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards

Be very pleased with how the night before worked out

Probably make sure my arsehole was intact.."

Is that a standard thing for you to do when you wake up next to a stranger?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Breakfast in bed?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Great banter guys and girls but I’m still not sleeping on the wet bits.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards

Be very pleased with how the night before worked out

Thank you very much

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"Great banter guys and girls but I’m still not sleeping on the wet bits.

Would think I pulled out of my league

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By *omjones12Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Get ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say “ it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone !

But wouldn’t press the red button

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I’d say “ it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone !

But wouldn’t press the red button

I would say “it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone”

then tell you to get the breakfast on that workout has left me starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d say “ it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone !

But wouldn’t press the red button

I would say “it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone”

then tell you to get the breakfast on that workout has left me starving

"
fffs hard shift !

Too early for just eat too . On with my apron ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d say “ it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone !

But wouldn’t press the red button

I would say “it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone”

then tell you to get the breakfast on that workout has left me starving

fffs hard shift !

Too early for just eat too . On with my apron ffs "

I'd say hey guys there's plenty of room in here for both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would realise I must be still be dreaming to wake up with a beautiful woman either side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready myself for continued fun and bury my face between her thighs

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Are you making breakfast

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By *avinaXTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mmmmmm have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm have fun

Well first things first, il be making sure you haven’t been wearing any of my tights…!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you making breakfast"

Yep, so long as you are keen on a naked chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen my ferret

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Have you seen my ferret

"
let's go for round 10

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Have you seen my ferret

let's go for round 10

We drank waaaaayyyy too much! But I’d let you make me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Have you seen my ferret

let's go for round 10

We drank waaaaayyyy too much! But I’d let you make me breakfast

I'll have toast n eggs

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Have you seen my ferret

let's go for round 10

We drank waaaaayyyy too much! But I’d let you make me breakfast

I'll have toast n eggs

"
You finally wore me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politely leave

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By *utdooryone OP Man
over a year ago

Over there

Who's stag do is this again?

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

999

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Have you seen my ferret

let's go for round 10

We drank waaaaayyyy too much! But I’d let you make me breakfast

I'll have toast n eggs

You finally wore me down

I'm just getting started

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"999"

666

Let's finish what we started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

Oh fuuuuck !!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

Oh fuuuuck !!"
Affs how did this happen

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

Oh fuuuuck !!Affs how did this happen

Jesus are you still in my bed

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

Oh fuuuuck !!Affs how did this happen

Jesus are you still in my bed

"
nope your in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damm were did you learn that last move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there beer in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there beer in here?"

Thank feck its you and not miss muff again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there beer in here?

Thank feck its you and not miss muff again

"Where the fuck did I put my cyanide capsule..."

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is your wife on night shift ??

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So this is what heaven is like? Can’t wait to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make polite excuses and do the walk of shame

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By *teveuk77Man
over a year ago

"Make polite excuses and do the walk of shame "

Recreate the profile pics...

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'd check nothing wassssup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd check nothing wassssup"

“Lure” him to the bathroom

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I'd check nothing wassssup

“Lure” him to the bathroom

Pollo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if you want to be the big or little spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd check nothing wassssup

“Lure” him to the bathroom

Pollo"

bacon roll???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask if you want to be the big or little spoon "

Oops I’m in the middle, sorry I’ll just get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I in Heaven

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I don’t eat bacon……or lady parts.

Taxi!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been worth the wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t eat bacon……or lady parts.

Taxi!!!!

That’s a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This biscuit needs dipped"

That looks mair like a yum yum tae me

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I don’t eat bacon……or lady parts.

Taxi!!!!

That’s a biscuit

Can you still buy them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t eat bacon……or lady parts.

Taxi!!!!

That’s a biscuit

Can you still buy them?"

Probably in those weird aisles that sell odd things…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t eat bacon……or lady parts.

Taxi!!!!

That’s a biscuit

Can you still buy them?

Probably in those weird aisles that sell odd things…

"
I’d ask where is my 5 quid vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the vest off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a full Scottish thanks...

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I'll have a full Scottish thanks...

I'd check if my foot was still present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a full Scottish thanks...

I'd check if my foot was still present. "

I'd check if my chocolate orange was present!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a full Scottish thanks...

I'd check if my foot was still present.

I'd check if my chocolate orange was present!!!

I’d have to request round 3 or 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the vest off please

It’s in my handbag…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a full Scottish thanks...

I'd check if my foot was still present.

I'd check if my chocolate orange was present!!!

I’d have to request round 3 or 4

I’d get you some lucozade, ye might need it

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Id say....

Told you I'd get you

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By *utdooryone OP Man
over a year ago

Over there

"Id say....

Told you I'd get you

It's a pretty dress, but it's no mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a full Scottish thanks...

I'd check if my foot was still present.

I'd check if my chocolate orange was present!!!

I’d have to request round 3 or 4

.... As would you lol

I’d get you some lucozade, ye might need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean you've no Matey for my bath?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"What do you mean you've no Matey for my bath?

A loofah to scrub your back in the bath

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What do you mean you've no Matey for my bath?

A loofah to scrub your back in the bath

I’d think of something else to scrub you. Your back that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow your hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Borrow your hat "
ahem ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s your vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s your vest

Coorie in. I'm needing a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s your vest

where was that hiding ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s your vest

Coorie in. I'm needing a cuddle. "

I’m good at cuddles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s your vest

where was that hiding ? Lol "

On the £5 thread

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Here’s your vest

where was that hiding ? Lol

On the £5 thread

That’s expensive for thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s your vest

where was that hiding ? Lol

On the £5 thread

That’s expensive for thread!

I’d say you were a right smertybreeks but ye’ve none on lady

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Here’s your vest

where was that hiding ? Lol

On the £5 thread

That’s expensive for thread!

I’d say you were a right smertybreeks but ye’ve none on lady

I’m waiting for Muffs pishy troosers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on . Does this mean all 3 of ya is waking up next to me and I’m getting a free vest

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Hold on . Does this mean all 3 of ya is waking up next to me and I’m getting a free vest

I know! It’s better than winning the lottery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on . Does this mean all 3 of ya is waking up next to me and I’m getting a free vest

I know! It’s better than winning the lottery!

There might even be talcumed see through breeks tae

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Hold on . Does this mean all 3 of ya is waking up next to me and I’m getting a free vest

I know! It’s better than winning the lottery!

There might even be talcumed see through breeks tae

It’s cool, we have £5 thread to stitch them up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don’t ask for a music beat too fast as there is 3 of ya . Lionel Richies hello will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t ask for a music beat too fast as there is 3 of ya . Lionel Richies hello will do

Och...I was just getting "Firestarter" lined up for you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t ask for a music beat too fast as there is 3 of ya . Lionel Richies hello will do

Och...I was just getting "Firestarter" lined up for you too.

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flatline—————-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t ask for a music beat too fast as there is 3 of ya . Lionel Richies hello will do

Och...I was just getting "Firestarter" lined up for you too.

flatline—————-"

I'm sure someone could resuckistate ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say morning how did we end up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say morning how did we end up here"

Wonder how the hell I ended up in Fife. Then get busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would say.... sorry

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Do you smell pie?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get up and start walking like John Wayne I'm defo never slagging another "shoulda gone to specsavers advert again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would say.... sorry

I don't think you need to say sorry for anything. I've not been offended x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would say.... sorry

I don't think you need to say sorry for anything. I've not been offended x"
I'd say cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would say.... sorry

I don't think you need to say sorry for anything. I've not been offended x I'd say cool

If you didn't delete my number you can always message me or unblock me. I don't hold grudges x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you smell pie?""

I’d say… DARE YA

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

""Do you smell pie?"

I’d say… DARE YA

Errrmmmm, one shouldnt dare ones good self like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you smell pie?"

I’d say… DARE YA

Errrmmmm, one shouldnt dare ones good self like that

Ya dinna scare me yanno

runnnnnnzzzzz

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Morning. Shall we enjoy round two or would you like breakfast in bed first

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Untie me - NOW!

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

"
do you need it loosened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

do you need it loosened"

Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

do you need it loosened

Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)

I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

do you need it loosened

Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)

I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven

Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

do you need it loosened

Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)

I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven

Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven

"
id say you’re welcome

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

do you need it loosened

Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)

I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven

Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven

id say you’re welcome

Let's do it all again

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By *ink GerberaWoman
over a year ago

West Lothian

"999

666

Let's finish what we started

Sorry....no very tight pussy here

do you need it loosened

Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)

I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven

Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven

id say you’re welcome

Let's do it all again

I'm sure I could have my arm twisted...

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Can we stay in bed all day

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By *otnew12Man
over a year ago

blackness

What’s for breakfast

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s for breakfast

lol"
you’re new

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

I pulled above my station last night

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

No complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No complaints "

I'd be where are you I can't see you because you're hidden

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By *Sweet94Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

How did you get in?

Where’s my strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did you get in?

Where’s my strap on?

Oh my good god

Probably change my fab profile back to straight now the deed is done haha

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ask him what his workout regime is to look they good. Listen carefully to what he says…then do nothing about it & drown my sorrows in cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge him to a round of guitar hero then cry as I failed miserably

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