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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got in touch with my inner self today. Thats the last time I buy Tesco value toilet roll.............

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over a year ago

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My wife and I were on holiday and after a few Sambucas and hours of persuasion, she finally agreed to take it up the arse!..........I'm so relieved, as there was no way i could get another 8 pouches of tobacco in the suitcase!

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over a year ago

i have a better1

WASHINGPOWDER.

hehehehehehehehe

everybody was surfin

lol

runs

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have a better1

WASHINGPOWDER.

hehehehehehehehe

everybody was surfin

lol

runs

well ma fuckin floors spotless lol and there's white footprints on the monoblock heading to the bin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have a better1

WASHINGPOWDER.

hehehehehehehehe

everybody was surfin

lol

runs

You have been hanging out with Martin for far to long, that was bad, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I came home one day last week to hear my Mrs shouting at the TV screen

"You stupind woman.... Dont do it... He's just a useless fat lazy lump" she was saying

Didnt take too much notice as she kept on shouting at the TV

Then I realised ...................................

She was watching "OUR Wedding day" DVD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have a better1

WASHINGPOWDER.

hehehehehehehehe

everybody was surfin

lol

runs

You have been hanging out with Martin for far to long, that was bad, lol"

go on katy tell the full story lol

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

"i have a better1

WASHINGPOWDER.

hehehehehehehehe

everybody was surfin

lol

runs

You have been hanging out with Martin for far to long, that was bad, lol

go on katy tell the full story lol

haha 44 you did clean it all up and i can vouch the footprints pmsl xxxxx

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