FabSwingers.com forum: What thing would you change about the profile above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shameless stolen from the lounge.

Either on profile or pic ,Bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless stolen from the lounge.

Either on profile or pic ,Bit of fun

I’m sorry I’m going off topic slightly but mate! How fucking long are your arms? Youl have about a 3m reach there!

Actually, I’m answering, I’d change the photos and put up more on the arms as evidence that either it’s the camera angle or you are King of the Swingers…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing

Ah touché

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By *elsbells2011Couple
over a year ago

fife

Remove the trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing

Your nose too Pinocchio....I've seen the boabie pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing

Your nose too Pinocchio....I've seen the boabie pics

Not too sure what I’d do with the profile but I know what I’d do to the owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing

Your nose too Pinocchio....I've seen the boabie pics

Not too sure what I’d do with the profile but I know what I’d do to the owner

Ditto...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing

Your nose too Pinocchio....I've seen the boabie pics

Not too sure what I’d do with the profile but I know what I’d do to the owner

Ditto...

Double ditto - Gin???

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

The verifications.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"The verifications. "

Bum dimples as profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The verifications.

Bum dimples as profile pic"

The opening line of do not send cock pics….

Guys on fab don’t read that anyway

8====D

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By *innettMan
over a year ago

scotland

A face picture... mainly because I'm a nosey person.

But even I have to wonder with a bod like that what's the face like xD

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

"A face picture... mainly because I'm a nosey person.

But even I have to wonder with a bod like that what's the face like xD "

Full cock pics because I'm also just nosey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A face picture... mainly because I'm a nosey person.

But even I have to wonder with a bod like that what's the face like xD

Full cock pics because I'm also just nosey lol "

More pics of Mrs gorgeous bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues "

Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues

Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties

Add a pic with an anckle bracelet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues

Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties

Better than a sat nav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues

Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties

Add a pic with an anckle bracelet

More leg photos please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues

Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties

Add a pic with an anckle bracelet

More leg photos please

Definitely needs a bum picture!

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By *innettMan
over a year ago

scotland

Wouldn't mind seeing a cum shot on that amazing backside !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues

Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties

Add a pic with an anckle bracelet

More leg photos please

Definitely needs a bum picture!"

That’s tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't mind seeing a cum shot on that

amazing backside !"

A balaclava pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a guy

Less torso photos, putting us all to shame ya handsome bugger you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a guy

Less torso photos, putting us all to shame ya handsome bugger you

Hahaha thank you

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"It's a guy

Less torso photos, putting us all to shame ya handsome bugger you

Hahaha thank you

Remove the heart on your profile pic show us all who you really are

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By *atureMale321Man
over a year ago

Moray

Make them seek single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make them seek single males "

Put down the selfie stick and use the self timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make them seek single males

Put down the selfie stick and use the self timer

Hang a donut on the end of that knob.

It's crying out for a prop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frosted?

I was looking through your profile and forgot why I was there.... I think you’re good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frosted?

I was looking through your profile and forgot why I was there.... I think you’re good

Lose the towel on your profile pic?

Other than that, absolutely nothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems pretty good to me ,tho i would love to lick those love heart's , They look sweet

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Seems pretty good to me ,tho i would love to lick those love heart's , They look sweet

I just want to give your boots a wee dicht.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems pretty good to me ,tho i would love to lick those love heart's , They look sweet

Hahaha, thanks! Never had any complaints!

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Seems pretty good to me ,tho i would love to lick those love heart's , They look sweet

Hahaha, thanks! Never had any complaints!

Haw! Get back in line, sweethearts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Acht you're here so often if you miss a day the postie asks if you're ok!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue

Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue

Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???

Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue

Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???

Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol

Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe clarification is needed as to if you provide a high quality maid service to match the outfit or not..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue

Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???

Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol

Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ?

Damn you and your irrefutable logic Steph, naw yer right

Agree with BOW incidentally… maid skills???

BOW??? Another one needing to add a cheeky wee bum pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frosted?

I was looking through your profile and forgot why I was there.... I think you’re good

Lose the towel on your profile pic?

Other than that, absolutely nothing!

I replaced it with boxers, I hope that’s better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue

Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???

Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol

Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ?

Damn you and your irrefutable logic Steph, naw yer right

Agree with BOW incidentally… maid skills???

BOW??? Another one needing to add a cheeky wee bum pic

My only complaint is I’m not being smothered by your boobs

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman

Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol

His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!

Tell him I was here first .

Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue

Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???

Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol

Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ?

Damn you and your irrefutable logic Steph, naw yer right

Agree with BOW incidentally… maid skills???

BOW??? Another one needing to add a cheeky wee bum pic

My only complaint is I’m not being smothered by your boobs "

Back on topic?

Maybe a better indication of where you you actually are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the wanting to be smothered by boobs .! Could be fatal . Although a good way to go

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By *ome as you areMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

"Probably the wanting to be smothered by boobs .! Could be fatal . Although a good way to go

More videos like the public one!"

A shower video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hot tub I'd like to know what make it was

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By *atinagirlWoman
over a year ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

Aww should smile more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should maybe release those breast's into the open air once in a while

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By *atinagirlWoman
over a year ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

"Should maybe release those breast's into the open air once in a while

Noted for next picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should maybe release those breast's into the open air once in a while

Noted for next picture

xx"

Hmm, the profile doesn’t say that your hotlist contains boyofwonder. I’d make that alteration quickly

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By *atinagirlWoman
over a year ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

"Should maybe release those breast's into the open air once in a while

Noted for next picture

Hmm, the profile doesn’t say that your hotlist contains boyofwonder. I’d make that alteration quickly "

How do you know it doesn’t ?

Doesn’t have Sugar Delights on his friends list .. food for thought lol xx

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking profile not much I’d change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol"

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not

Maurice is unfortunately not my name, but indoor horticulture is my game. Sadly, while impressive the plant lack the personality for little shop of horrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not

Nothing of yours anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not

Nothing of yours anyway

Short simple, straight forward profile. Cracking photos. I see no issue here. I could always suggest more photos though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely we deserve a photo of you head to toe in blue body paint with a username like that…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems fine ,but At 38 ,boy is a bit of a stretch mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely we deserve a photo of you head to toe in blue body paint with a username like that…

I just want to see his whistle technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww should smile more

xx"

Yip I should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely we deserve a photo of you head to toe in blue body paint with a username like that…

Screw washing that off! Might photoshop it later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not

Nothing of yours anyway

Short simple, straight forward profile. Cracking photos. I see no issue here. I could always suggest more photos though

Hmm please tell ?

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By *atureMale321Man
over a year ago

Moray

More photos ss you look great x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More photos ss you look great x "

Better angled pics.

You look like you have a decent body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More photos ss you look great x

Better angled pics.

You look like you have a decent body."
think you are all set as is . Looking very well there !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They moved to Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More photos ss you look great x

Better angled pics.

You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there ! "

Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols!

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By *inkredibleMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"More photos ss you look great x

Better angled pics.

You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there !

Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols!

I'd change the age range of guys you want to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More photos ss you look great x

Better angled pics.

You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there !

Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols!

I'd change the age range of guys you want to meet

You'd need to change sex too pal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More photos ss you look great x

Better angled pics.

You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there !

Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols!

I'd change the age range of guys you want to meet

You'd need to change sex too pal....

Best comment so far

don’t change a damn thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good photos and well written profile.

Many people may not like your honesty but we find it refreshing.

You say exactly who you are and what you want where we suspect 90% of people in your position would lie.

We would ask more about the other half as that is what most people would want to know.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I do like the pics in the sunshine, can almost feel heat.

Do you live in a victorian mansion, the character in your indoor pics is fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like the pics in the sunshine, can almost feel heat.

Do you live in a victorian mansion, the character in your indoor pics is fantastic."

Going by your veri’s you need to change your user name

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"I do like the pics in the sunshine, can almost feel heat.

Do you live in a victorian mansion, the character in your indoor pics is fantastic.

Going by your veri’s you need to change your user name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not

Nothing of yours anyway

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The man loves vinyl,and all is good in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol

It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome

I’ll have a think

It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not

Nothing of yours anyway

thanks "

Overall this profile is pretty well written, informative and his photos are well done, we'd give it a 8/10

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lovely profile, well written - too the point.

Nice set of erotic images too, they leave plenty to the imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing . Jane is a lovely person . Nothing to change .

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

JandJ1...

What would I change...

Not a lot!

A couple with pics of both parties...

Interesting and informative profile with not too much waffle.

No pointless Facebook or Sydney Uni text

Maybe the only thing I'd do is add a, if you have read this put "xxxx" in the title. Because this sexy pair must get tons of mail, and that might at least screen out those that don't bother to take the time to read profiles...

Great gallery and profile you two! I like a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JandJ1...

What would I change...

Not a lot!

A couple with pics of both parties...

Interesting and informative profile with not too much waffle.

No pointless Facebook or Sydney Uni text

Appreciated

Great gallery and profile you two! I like a lot! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JandJ1...

What would I change...

Not a lot!

A couple with pics of both parties...

Interesting and informative profile with not too much waffle.

No pointless Facebook or Sydney Uni text

Appreciated

Great gallery and profile you two! I like a lot!

I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.

Keep the Vaseline handy Mr

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

For miss_muff? Nothing. It's a pretty good profile, can't think of anything to change?

Mine, I already know I haven't updated in weeks. Anything else?

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.

Keep the Vaseline handy Mr

LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.

But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.

Keep the Vaseline handy Mr

LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.

But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing? "
miss muff is at the wind up . She’s a messer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.

Keep the Vaseline handy Mr

LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.

But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing? miss muff is at the wind up . She’s a messer . "

Great profile that's informative and gets straight to the point as to what they are looking for and includes some beautiful pics of both of them and a wee video. Overall we'd give it a 8/10

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.

Keep the Vaseline handy Mr

LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.

But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing? miss muff is at the wind up . She’s a messer .

Great profile that's informative and gets straight to the point as to what they are looking for and includes some beautiful pics of both of them and a wee video. Overall we'd give it a 8/10

"Both of them"??

Oh, this isn't about my profile!

I think I'd already captured these points!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Location

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"Location

I know... Its such a pain...

And all those ladies speaking so highly of you!

I'm working on it...

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

"Location

I know... Its such a pain...

And all those ladies speaking so highly of you!

I'm working on it... "

Decent profile tbf

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"Location

I know... Its such a pain...

And all those ladies speaking so highly of you!

I'm working on it...

Decent profile tbf "

Who? The Queen of Fingers or me?

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Nothing really mr chippendale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could do with more pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I recommend the offer of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the pic order so as you scroll down you slowly reveal that monster

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A pic of you letting your hair down

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Your filters, obviously. But, since that’s not gonna happen, just a wee bit more nipple please.

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By *atinagirlWoman
over a year ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

Nothing tbh

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Nothing tbh

Tone down the seductiveness .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hide her tiarras

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Hide her tiarras

Ave no got any donations welcome .

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By *hosewhomgonakedCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Have a look at my profile and you might get a few ideas!

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nothing tbh

Not even my age? Lol

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have a look at my profile and you might get a few ideas!"

Perfect profile

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Personally, the kilt pic because I don’t like them, though I know many disagree.

Pixie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t find anything I’d consider changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t find anything I’d consider changing "

The ?? at the end.. I assume its meant to be an emoji

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Can’t find anything I’d consider changing

The ?? at the end.. I assume its meant to be an emoji "

I think its the sunglasses emoji.

Wouldnt change your profile

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I think its the sunglasses emoji.

Wouldnt change your profile

I would remove all the pics showing off your lovely long legs as I have short chubby ones so it’s not fair

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

Don't wear socks in pics

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

Sorry was at wrong end of forum lol. Lose the fur coat Cadbury. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distance away.

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

More public pics, and distance!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those dodgy boxers

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

"Those dodgy boxers

Lol. The spotty ones? I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those dodgy boxers

Lol. The spotty ones? I know. "

lol

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

A flash of nipple would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those dodgy boxers

Lol. The spotty ones? I know. "
crimbo present from someone that didn't like ye were they?

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

"Those dodgy boxers

Lol. The spotty ones? I know. crimbo present from someone that didn't like ye were they?

In a set with the tangerine ones. X

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

Can't reply privately cos I'm too old. But thanks for the honesty, dodgy boxers pic removed. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply privately cos I'm too old. But thanks for the honesty, dodgy boxers pic removed. Lol"
lol just having bants

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Dunno blocked...

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

Don't do things that get you blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name... "Old Fart" does not make you want to know more

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By *iceGuyEdMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing to change, more a suggestion for more pics of both of you. X

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By *uvadramMan
over a year ago

south ayrshire

You need to shave

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By *inky_katrinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Move the Laphroaig package xx

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

We’d be in the verified section

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