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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being auld I tend to dislike the adoption of the American notion of "trick or treating", far preferring the notion that you earn your treat by telling a joke or singing a song as in guising. I also dislike Candy rather than swagers but must admit that the pumpkin is not only prettier it's way easier to make a lantern out of than a tumshie!

Any other likes/dislikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike peoples little arsehole children.

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir


"I dislike peoples little arsehole children. "

Hahahahahahahaha

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Some of the crapest jokes going still get ones I’ve never heard before giving me a wee chortle .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dislike peoples little arsehole children. "

But are they more likeable dressed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the crapest jokes going still get ones I’ve never heard before giving me a wee chortle . "

Why is tigger smelly???

Because he’s always playing with Pooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the crapest jokes going still get ones I’ve never heard before giving me a wee chortle .

Why is tigger smelly???

Because he’s always playing with Pooh "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the crapest jokes going still get ones I’ve never heard before giving me a wee chortle .

Why is tigger smelly???

Because he’s always playing with Pooh "

Anno, crap joke eh

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Tiggers into scat...

And piglet likes felching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tiggers into scat...

And piglet likes felching "

What’s ones trick and what ones treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike peoples little arsehole children.

But are they more likeable dressed up "

If a guy said that we would be phoning the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike peoples little arsehole children. "

I bet your the life and soul at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike peoples little arsehole children.

I bet your the life and soul at Christmas. "

Know what they say, betting is for mugs

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once put a sign up saying "Guisers welcome, Trick or Treaters go away"

Got less knocks than normal that year.

2019 was the biggest disappointment though, as we ordered in healthier snacks like dried fruit and such. When I went out the next day I found loads of the packs unopened on the ground near my house. Ungrateful little sh1ts lol

Mandy

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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago

dalkeith

Naebody under 22 wants a healthy snack ffs!!!

"Trick or low sugar,low salt, healthy nibble" has no ring about it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bunch of spoil sports lol

The front of my house is all decorated, sweets bought, and can't wait to see all the wee ones in their costumes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being auld I tend to dislike the adoption of the American notion of "trick or treating", far preferring the notion that you earn your treat by telling a joke or singing a song as in guising. I also dislike Candy rather than swagers but must admit that the pumpkin is not only prettier it's way easier to make a lantern out of than a tumshie!

Any other likes/dislikes "

I miss the days when a costume was a bin bag, your mams make up and some of those awful plastic witches fingers!

Hate that adult female costumes are always pre-fixed with "sexy"...I don't want to be a sexy nurse, sexy witch or sexy nun!

Love dooking for apples and raiding the kids sweet stash. Love scary movies and all these haunted walk throughs/houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike peoples little arsehole children.

But are they more likeable dressed up "

One of the best bits about having young kids at Halloween is that you can annoy the fuck out of the neighbours. The parents of those now adult kids who used to rattle on your doors like it was a fucking CID raid.

Payback muthafuckas! (pumpkin)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....och....how do I do a pumpkin....

Is that it now?

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"....och....how do I do a pumpkin....

Is that it now?"

I just cut a long, phallic channel in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....och....how do I do a pumpkin....

Is that it now?

I just cut a long, phallic channel in them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....och....how do I do a pumpkin....

Is that it now?"

Yes I see a pumpkin x

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"....och....how do I do a pumpkin....

Is that it now?

I just cut a long, phallic channel in them.

"

Bit too seedy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....och....how do I do a pumpkin....

Is that it now?

Yes I see a pumpkin x"

It's scary to think that I have a driving licence with some of the things I struggle with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dislike peoples little arsehole children.

But are they more likeable dressed up

If a guy said that we would be phoning the police "

Ohhhh you’re BAD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being auld I tend to dislike the adoption of the American notion of "trick or treating", far preferring the notion that you earn your treat by telling a joke or singing a song as in guising. I also dislike Candy rather than swagers but must admit that the pumpkin is not only prettier it's way easier to make a lantern out of than a tumshie!

Any other likes/dislikes

I miss the days when a costume was a bin bag, your mams make up and some of those awful plastic witches fingers!

Hate that adult female costumes are always pre-fixed with "sexy"...I don't want to be a sexy nurse, sexy witch or sexy nun!

Love dooking for apples and raiding the kids sweet stash. Love scary movies and all these haunted walk throughs/houses.

"

YES!!!! Doing a Zoom quiz Friday, dressed up and ALL my questions are on witchy topics (coz I’ll be dressed as a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being auld I tend to dislike the adoption of the American notion of "trick or treating", far preferring the notion that you earn your treat by telling a joke or singing a song as in guising. I also dislike Candy rather than swagers but must admit that the pumpkin is not only prettier it's way easier to make a lantern out of than a tumshie!

Any other likes/dislikes

I miss the days when a costume was a bin bag, your mams make up and some of those awful plastic witches fingers!

Hate that adult female costumes are always pre-fixed with "sexy"...I don't want to be a sexy nurse, sexy witch or sexy nun!

Love dooking for apples and raiding the kids sweet stash. Love scary movies and all these haunted walk throughs/houses.

YES!!!! Doing a Zoom quiz Friday, dressed up and ALL my questions are on witchy topics (coz I’ll be dressed as a witch "

Just the usual Friday then....??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being auld I tend to dislike the adoption of the American notion of "trick or treating", far preferring the notion that you earn your treat by telling a joke or singing a song as in guising. I also dislike Candy rather than swagers but must admit that the pumpkin is not only prettier it's way easier to make a lantern out of than a tumshie!

Any other likes/dislikes

I miss the days when a costume was a bin bag, your mams make up and some of those awful plastic witches fingers!

Hate that adult female costumes are always pre-fixed with "sexy"...I don't want to be a sexy nurse, sexy witch or sexy nun!

Love dooking for apples and raiding the kids sweet stash. Love scary movies and all these haunted walk throughs/houses.

YES!!!! Doing a Zoom quiz Friday, dressed up and ALL my questions are on witchy topics (coz I’ll be dressed as a witch

Just the usual Friday then....?? "

Hubble Bubble

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

I'm definitely old fashioned as I prefer guising to trick or treat. Bagie (turnip) lanterns as we called them here, rather than pumpkin lanterns.

However, I do have some input on trick or treat. I get pickled onions, coat them in chocolate and then mix them in with ordinary sweets. Just a bit of fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that so many American terms are creeping in. I ordered sweet chilli chips in the bierre halle & got? You guessed it…crisps

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