FabSwingers.com forum: Jack Frost

By *olly Gentle Giant OP Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Would like to announce he has opted for an extended winter vacation and apologises to all car drivers who are panicing because they cannae find the de-icer and find their windows and locks frozen this morning. Apologies to all ladies too but its time to ditch the 10s and reach for the 100s. I do look forward to my winter sojourn in your fine country. My fabby friend sexy Suzy Snow will be joining me sometime I hope - can't wait to see what nawties she has in store this year. But remember folks whilst I may be a slippery character, it taketh the female to totally fook up the planes trains and automobiles. On behalf of White Earth Tours I do wish you all a safe and pleasant onward journey - eventually.

By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that a big icy snowball just exploded in your face Jack!

By *olly Gentle Giant OP Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Erm no - cos was ground frost with us this morning as well. Who said anything about snow today?