FabSwingers.com forum: Signs of a swinger

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m sure this has been covered before but we couldn’t find it

Just for fun

What are true and mythical signs/indicators of being a swinger

Pampas grass, ankle bracelet, upside down pineapple etc etc.

what one are true and which are false (add to the list)

and does anyone from here use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent tree climbing skills and really fucking long arms….

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

Must be drivers, as throwing car keys in a bowl is mandatory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good rhythm, lean right back, then push those legs out as far as possible on the forward thrust.

It's all about the dismount though , that's what separates the amateurs from the real swingers.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tying a plastic bag to the front of your Morrison's trolley!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the large pampas grass is well known as a few people have inquired if we swing, window cleaners, Amazon drivers, and a few passing strangers have dropped hints.

Of course I looked shocked and tell them nobodies ever said that before

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Must be drivers, as throwing car keys in a bowl is mandatory..."

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Tying a plastic bag to the front of your Morrison's trolley!!"

Heck I thought it was Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas are a sure sign!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tying a plastic bag to the front of your Morrison's trolley!!

Heck I thought it was Asda

I do that in every supermarket even IKEA

I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pampas are a sure sign!

Years ago someone told my missus about her pampas grass.

Got pulled out the next morning

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Must be drivers, as throwing car keys in a bowl is mandatory..."

Hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tying a plastic bag to the front of your Morrison's trolley!!"
lol I remember this one , never tried it tho

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By *uriojohnMan
over a year ago

near St Andrews

I’m pretty good at spotting swingers to be fair. For example when I walk into CJ’s I can easily figure out who is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this site they are nervous ,bad tempered and agitated due to lack of sex pmsl

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

They whisper the secrete catchphrase " show me the power of mans red flower" or the word "oobee doo" x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They whisper the secrete catchphrase " show me the power of mans red flower" or the word "oobee doo" x"

Ffs...on a good day I get messages from King Louis lookalikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They whisper the secrete catchphrase " show me the power of mans red flower" or the word "oobee doo" x"

Hahahaha this is the winner

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

I was just about to ask a question about this. If you send a couple of messages and the person hasn't responded, does a wee message not pop up to remind you that you've been dinghyed and to stop being a fucking pest? Or did I imagine that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

Happens after you send 1 msg without reply... But since you ladies get so many I might send another and see if I get a reply to that... No more than 2 though

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Cunty Durham

"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia

Its usually at this point they find themselves on the blockylist.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia

But if you can’t read a profile you can’t read the message so they just keep going!

Perseverance it key!

Took me sometime to get Mrs into bed and look at us now

#closetobeingastalker

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tell tale sign for us is saying they are 39 when they’re actually 59

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By *hy and innocentCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Tell tale sign for us is saying they are 39 when they’re actually 59

Ha ha

. So true! I've no idea why anyone lies about their age. You nearly always get found out.

Innocent

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Even if someone has Pampas grass in their garden whats the protocol?

Do you just chap the door and ask the guy if you can fuck his wife?

I bet there's been many a guy got a black eye in Tesco's around the fruit isle

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By *OSCCOSMITH69Man
over a year ago

glasgow / edinburgh

"Guy's with no thumb prints from sending so many msgs

Yep it does, but mind some have selective dyselexia

See this is why i like beingb a site supporter… it pops up with the message saying you ve messaged that person before but it also tells you how long ago. Eg the same message from a week or a year. So if its a year i message them still no response after a week block them and move on plenty of more folk on looking to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tying a plastic bag to the front of your Morrison's trolley!!"

Is it not now your bag for life at waitrose

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I'm pretty sure most swingers are very discrete about it and don't go around making it common knowledge lol

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By *ertiebassettMan
over a year ago

Greenock The Tail Of Bank

The pineapple upside down knew about..So that wee 90 yr old holding onto the trolley as it was a zimmer frame with the pineapple upside down in Aldi, Greenock...FFS..another missed opportunity

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"The pineapple upside down knew about..So that wee 90 yr old holding onto the trolley as it was a zimmer frame with the pineapple upside down in Aldi, Greenock...FFS..another missed opportunity

No for me it wisnae

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Wasnt there an episode of "Taggart" where yes "there's been a murder"...within the swinging community and a tell tale sign was stone hedgehogs near the front door.

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By *eciltheboldMan
over a year ago

the land of neeps and haggis Perthish

Must be able to write, things like......

Fancy a fuck

Great tits

You like anal

Fancy doggy

In town now

Passing through

Fancy it

You like it rough

Any pics

My cock pic

Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take a butler with me everywhere I go. He holds a placard with my username and interests.

Is this not the done thing for discretion?

Ps he gets more attention than I do…..

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