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By *ikkiB OP   Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

of cheesy chat up lines lol Im bored and had a very cheesy chat up line and it got me thinking whats everyones worst chat up line thats been used on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a woman on her second message cock and face Very funny And if she read this Hope you found a bull

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

God I've had my fair share tonight! I wouldn't mind, but they only have to read the first two bloody sentences!!

I do not meet after one message or even on the first night FFS is that so hard to fecking realise???

And breath.........

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By *ikkiB OP   Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"God I've had my fair share tonight! I wouldn't mind, but they only have to read the first two bloody sentences!!

I do not meet after one message or even on the first night FFS is that so hard to fecking realise???

And breath......... "

Yeah I have im not meeting for a while and I still get messages asking if i want a meet tonight lol im beginning to think none of the uk can read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your filters then?

Stop folk you dont know messaging you?

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is all use girls ever do is moan It would be ok if it was in a nice way It hard being a man here ladys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never used them myself ...in fact i pretty shite at talking to woman full stop lol , but i do hear some belters in the club and some of them i cant help but just cringe then me and the poor girl tend to share this look of oh fuck here we go again while the guy stands about waiting for a reply its quite funny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the chat up lines I had was, u want to go half's on a bastard!

Needles to say he didn't get any further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst chat up ive heard is " are you jamaican" " because ja-makin me go crazy" lol

actually that might be the best chat up line ha

speaking to some woman on here is difficult, they all different. read the profile and put a bit of effort into the message and you might get somewhere but remember theres pmt n time of month etc so be ready to get your head bit off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is all use girls ever do is moan It would be ok if it was in a nice way It hard being a man here ladys lol "

Thats true , i find some chat up lines funny if they make me laugh and i like the pics ill mail back x

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

usually quite subtle with chatup lines one i use most is ............"fancy a shag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is all use girls ever do is moan It would be ok if it was in a nice way It hard being a man here ladys lol

Thats true , i find some chat up lines funny if they make me laugh and i like the pics ill mail back x"
. Vicky you it me I have just change my av And stop thinking like that your to young for me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is all use girls ever do is moan It would be ok if it was in a nice way It hard being a man here ladys lol

Thats true , i find some chat up lines funny if they make me laugh and i like the pics ill mail back x. Vicky you it me I have just change my av And stop thinking like that your to young for me lol x"

Hahaha what im 30 is that too young lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but you need to grow up a little See we always want something we can't have pmsl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but you need to grow up a little See we always want something we can't have pmsl lol"

Grow up ?? says the man that entertains an argument from a young girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol see your a young girl he he lol Your got a lot of fire in your belly Bet your great in bed lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol see your a young girl he he lol Your got a lot of fire in your belly Bet your great in bed lol x"

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I can tell See that the good part of being I old cvnt pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I can tell See that the good part of being I old cvnt pmsl"

Hahaha belter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol see your a young girl he he lol Your got a lot of fire in your belly Bet your great in bed lol x

Totally "

maybe if you answered your mails i could verify that for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that me your talking to Your to young as well but I keep you in mind pmsl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gay but thats some cock

(I received)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that me your talking to Your to young as well but I keep you in mind pmsl lol "

calm yourself down oldtimer, your hearts not what it used to be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know pmsl it ok vicky said she lift me in and out of bed lol And for the other part I take drugs mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hows your belly for a lodger ....... nearly wet myself laughing when i heard that one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha what im 30 is that too young lol"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine usually come from guys too for some reason..

But I did get hit with the old 'you dancin.. you askin' at a club a few weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha what im 30 is that too young lol

No "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not gay but thats some cock

(I received)

"
Who cock bud Did i miss it lol

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk


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Thats true , i find some chat up lines funny if they make me laugh and i like the pics ill mail back x"

Mine must be shite - you never mail me back lol; yours hopefully xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha what im 30 is that too young lol

No "
how do you know that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chat up line used on me at a gig I was playing was from a lovely girl. She said "My friends all bet a fiver that she couldn't chat to the best looking guy in the room, she said let me buy you a drink and spend their money"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat up lines... what are they...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 best yins about............

1) that a phone ye got in yer pants, they're ringin'

2) can a smell yer fanny.....naw? must be yer feet then

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