FabSwingers.com forum: I’m new and need help

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I signed up last year and have not used this because virus etc, now I’m vacs, i started messaging last weekend.

Many message not getting read (is this because females get hundreds a day and it’s like lottery to get read)

No direct message from people, could any female maybe give me some pointers of what you think or improve my profile or message please, thanks in advanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably because there are more men on here than females and some like me, prefer to stick to one or two unless someone catches their eye, and stands out from the rest…. Good things come to those who wait, and that person might just be worth the wait…

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Did you get lost whilst looking for instashag?

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By *weetpineapplesWoman
over a year ago

Fife

As much as I like a bit of a bio from guys to help stand out, yours unfortunately screams desperation. And maybe tidy your room a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I like a bit of a bio from guys to help stand out, yours unfortunately screams desperation. And maybe tidy your room a little

This and maybe a different pic…

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Naw! Mate, you come across as a desperate wee horn devil that’s gasping for a shag. You need to rewrite your profile (which I didn’t read all of as it was painful) come back and we will grade it when you are done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks, "

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I changed it now as apparently it was too much information describing sexual stuff lol, I thought this was that kinda site

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm not female either, but I much preferred the previous, more detailed version. I do hope you saved a copy!

And I need to know more about that magical tongue operation that aided female ejaculation! Do divulge, OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not female either, but I much preferred the previous, more detailed version. I do hope you saved a copy!

And I need to know more about that magical tongue operation that aided female ejaculation! Do divulge, OP! "

Jeeez seems it half half, I genuinely didn’t want a short short one that looks like you cba. And other said it was too much detail cuz I described a little bit of sexual moves hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I changed it now as apparently it was too much information describing sexual stuff lol, I thought this was that kinda site "

So that's the redrafted version I just read then?

It's still shite. Wouldn't bin the baby oil just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I changed it now as apparently it was too much information describing sexual stuff lol, I thought this was that kinda site "

Maybe a wee search of the forums on being new as well as in general would serve you well OP. Also the FAQ’s and site advice might help.

The two gentleman on your thread are cheeky chappies but also know a thing or two (so it says in the fab ladies loo walls)

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I changed it now as apparently it was too much information describing sexual stuff lol, I thought this was that kinda site

Maybe a wee search of the forums on being new as well as in general would serve you well OP. Also the FAQ’s and site advice might help.

The two gentleman on your thread are cheeky chappies but also know a thing or two (so it says in the fab ladies loo walls)

Am no taking him by the hand, Flirt! The baby oil I can handle, but he sounds like he's got a proper randy handy. Yon other cheeky chappy can take one for the team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

Essentially fab is a sex site, but it’s not as simple or easy as creating an account and boom, your ball deep (unless your fab straight). Bit of humour into the profile, pick and choose the age ranges carefully (The women do take note of that) and for the love of god, don’t put that bit you had about some sort of tongue operation meaning you can hit the spot. You’d get better feedback if you wrote you could lick a yogurt pot clean tbh

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I changed it now as apparently it was too much information describing sexual stuff lol, I thought this was that kinda site

Maybe a wee search of the forums on being new as well as in general would serve you well OP. Also the FAQ’s and site advice might help.

The two gentleman on your thread are cheeky chappies but also know a thing or two (so it says in the fab ladies loo walls)

Am no taking him by the hand, Flirt! The baby oil I can handle, but he sounds like he's got a proper randy handy. Yon other cheeky chappy can take one for the team. "

Good point if he’s that Randy it’s probably not his hand anyway… I didn’t read either profile, too busy indulging in intelligent forum conversation. Boyo yer on yer own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Gold star, fancy a fuck lolol (do you see what I did there)

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Can I point out that women aren’t all waiting around for you to say ‘mon then’. You need to make a bit of effort with your profile. A wee bit of chat and a giggle first, should be reflected on your bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I point out that women aren’t all waiting around for you to say ‘mon then’. You need to make a bit of effort with your profile. A wee bit of chat and a giggle first, should be reflected on your bio. "

Yep, “swinging” reflects some kind of social connection in it though of course nowadays there are those that use it as a hook up site. Horses for courses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope the current profile is "under construction" and not the finished product, or you'll be waiting a long time for any genuine female to be interested.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Pics help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HI OP, I see you've said you joined last year so I'm surprised you haven't put up any public pics and a profile pic. Also, just be yourself on here and don't rise to any nastiness. Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]"

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x"

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

Haha I know x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

I’d rather she was my nurse .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The two "gentlemen" that have commented so far on this forum will give as good advice as women, both have good profiles and have a level of success with meeting people and enjoying the site! As well as finding out what the women would like to see on a profile, take some time to research verified male profiles, look at their pictures, their profile wording and then build your own (be influenced but don't copy).

If you don't want males to see you've looked at their profile you can change the settings in your account to not show on 'who's looked at me lists"

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"The two "gentlemen" that have commented so far on this forum will give as good advice as women, both have good profiles and have a level of success with meeting people and enjoying the site! As well as finding out what the women would like to see on a profile, take some time to research verified male profiles, look at their pictures, their profile wording and then build your own (be influenced but don't copy).

If you don't want males to see you've looked at their profile you can change the settings in your account to not show on 'who's looked at me lists" "

I went unverified for 8 years. Copy the other gent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Gold star, fancy a fuck lolol (do you see what I did there)

Oh that old tactic!! Never ever fails, Mon then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't want males to see you've looked at their profile you can change the settings in your account to not show on 'who's looked at me lists"

I went unverified for 8 years. Copy the other gent! "

8 years? Well at least we can't accuse you of treating Fab like Instashag lol!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

If you don't want males to see you've looked at their profile you can change the settings in your account to not show on 'who's looked at me lists"

I went unverified for 8 years. Copy the other gent! "

That’s cos you don’t really exist!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't want males to see you've looked at their profile you can change the settings in your account to not show on 'who's looked at me lists" "

Gentlemen!!

oh you, you’re after a couple of shots at a social aren’t you….il get them in if you keep the lovely labels coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

I’d rather she was my nurse .

Yer both cheeky, just as well I AM patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

I’d rather she was my nurse .

Yer both cheeky, just as well I AM patient

Oi missus, I deleted my comment right away and you still replied to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

I’d rather she was my nurse .

Yer both cheeky, just as well I AM patient

Oi missus, I deleted my comment right away and you still replied to it

Ucht it was there when I started lol, I’m sure folk can work it oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

I’d rather she was my nurse .

Yer both cheeky, just as well I AM patient

Oi missus, I deleted my comment right away and you still replied to it

Ucht it was there when I started lol, I’m sure folk can work it oot

Lol I just reworded it a bit in my second comment x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

I’d rather she was my nurse .

Yer both cheeky, just as well I AM patient

Oi missus, I deleted my comment right away and you still replied to it

Ucht it was there when I started lol, I’m sure folk can work it oot

Lol I just reworded it a bit in my second comment x"

I know the one… as you hit send you notice a typo or summat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/10/21 22:19:32]

This and also… the forums are a rough and tumble sort of place. You need a thickish skin and a good sense of humour, take it all in your stride and join in. Patience pays off too. Good luck OP

If all men were patient on here it would be a better site x

If Flirt was patient she coulda replied to an actual comment rather than a ghosty one.

I’d rather she was my nurse .

Yer both cheeky, just as well I AM patient

Oi missus, I deleted my comment right away and you still replied to it

Ucht it was there when I started lol, I’m sure folk can work it oot

Lol I just reworded it a bit in my second comment x

I know the one… as you hit send you notice a typo or summat

Yip that was it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just hang back and relax, if thers nothing happening take a brake fir a few days, very few meets on here are instant.

and just remember a no might only mean not now, what people are looking for changes dont get hurt or feel insulted, never lash out and one day that no might become a yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just hang back and relax, if thers nothing happening take a brake fir a few days, very few meets on here are instant.

and just remember a no might only mean not now, what people are looking for changes dont get hurt or feel insulted, never lash out and one day that no might become a yes"

Have to disagree with that “no might become a yes stuff” I call that pestering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you'll need a dick pic with a lynx spray can for starters...

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

The OP arrived with a Haynes Manual and a picture, then departed with a couple of sentences, and a shadow of his former self.

I feel like we failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 no profile pic

2 no pics at all

3 profile context not that good sounds like your just after a quick shag

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"1 no profile pic

2 no pics at all

3 profile context not that good sounds like your just after a quick shag

To be fair, he did have a pic until we scared him, and his initial profile text indicated he could shag for Lent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 no profile pic

2 no pics at all

3 profile context not that good sounds like your just after a quick shag

To be fair, he did have a pic until we scared him, and his initial profile text indicated he could shag for Lent. "

Ooo well as I seen it and see what was wrong at the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 no profile pic

2 no pics at all

3 profile context not that good sounds like your just after a quick shag

To be fair, he did have a pic until we scared him, and his initial profile text indicated he could shag for Lent. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just hang back and relax, if thers nothing happening take a brake fir a few days, very few meets on here are instant.

and just remember a no might only mean not now, what people are looking for changes dont get hurt or feel insulted, never lash out and one day that no might become a yes

Have to disagree with that “no might become a yes stuff” I call that pestering

Yeah red flag on that one. No is no!

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Another young pup moaning about not getting his end away.

As said before….

This isn’t instashag!

Be respectful and take the advise given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another young pup moaning about not getting his end away.

As said before….

This isn’t instashag!

Be respectful and take the advise given.

"
I didn't see this as moaning? he asked for pointers on his profile

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Another young pup moaning about not getting his end away.

As said before….

This isn’t instashag!

Be respectful and take the advise given.

I didn't see this as moaning? he asked for pointers on his profile "

I did

And I wouldn’t say having a dick pic with a lynx spray can is the best pointer.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Take note of this OP! This is brilliant advice (and lovely pics to go with the profile

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When someone actually speaks to us as if we're normal people, instead of just having holes that need filled, you're more likely to get a reply and get some conversations going. Can kind of understand the confusion about what we want to hear - especially for newbies - when looking at all the revealing / explicit pictures. Just read the profile, don't just go by pictures, and you'll get a better idea what kind of message to send.

Definitely keep an eye out for social events near you, that's where you'll meet loads of genuine people.

And the forum is actually a good place for making connections.

Don't make your profile sound like you're the ultimate pleaser, that comes across as desperate. Like someone else suggested, switch off "who's looked at me" in your privacy settings and have a browse around on single men's profiles to get some ideas re profile text and pics. Don't copy anything though, get some inspirations and change it to suit you.

Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another young pup moaning about not getting his end away.

As said before….

This isn’t instashag!

Be respectful and take the advise given.

I didn't see this as moaning? he asked for pointers on his profile

I did

And I wouldn’t say having a dick pic with a lynx spray can is the best pointer.

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off the cuff remark, its called having a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Take note of this OP! This is brilliant advice (and lovely pics to go with the profile

)

Definitely keep an eye out for social events near you, that's where you'll meet loads of genuine people.

And the forum is actually a good place for making connections.

Good luck x"

Good additional advice and as Sweetcheeks says too, you really do need to have a sense of humour and a thickish skin. Don’t take the site too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Take note of this OP! This is brilliant advice (and lovely pics to go with the profile

)

Definitely keep an eye out for social events near you, that's where you'll meet loads of genuine people.

And the forum is actually a good place for making connections.

Good luck x"

Oh you, making me blush

I’m tempted to ask if you have holes that need filled but I’d rather just be nice and offer to nibble up that tattoo instead

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pmsl. OP also posted the same to The Lounge and got a similar response but was also outted for “borrowing” a pic of someone else. Tut tut.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Pmsl. OP also posted the same to The Lounge and got a similar response but was also outted for “borrowing” a pic of someone else. Tut tut. "

It was probably some woman pretending to be a man. Happens all the time on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl. OP also posted the same to The Lounge and got a similar response but was also outted for “borrowing” a pic of someone else. Tut tut.

It was probably some woman pretending to be a man. Happens all the time on here. "

This is true, the amount of times trusting fab straight guys have went along to meet another man only to find a sexy little female there instead as the male ‘couldn’t make it’ is simply atrocious

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pmsl. OP also posted the same to The Lounge and got a similar response but was also outted for “borrowing” a pic of someone else. Tut tut.

It was probably some woman pretending to be a man. Happens all the time on here. "

what are you suggesting

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Pmsl. OP also posted the same to The Lounge and got a similar response but was also outted for “borrowing” a pic of someone else. Tut tut.

It was probably some woman pretending to be a man. Happens all the time on here. "
This actually does happen on here women pretending to be men or couples to get around people's blocks but luckily they are so easy to spot .

Gotta love when they think you have no idea when you actually do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Take note of this OP! This is brilliant advice (and lovely pics to go with the profile

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Definitely keep an eye out for social events near you, that's where you'll meet loads of genuine people.

And the forum is actually a good place for making connections.

Good luck x

Good additional advice and as Sweetcheeks says too, you really do need to have a sense of humour and a thickish skin. Don’t take the site too seriously

BOMF?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Pmsl. OP also posted the same to The Lounge and got a similar response but was also outted for “borrowing” a pic of someone else. Tut tut.

It was probably some woman pretending to be a man. Happens all the time on here.

That gets right on my butch lesbian tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Take note of this OP! This is brilliant advice (and lovely pics to go with the profile

)

Definitely keep an eye out for social events near you, that's where you'll meet loads of genuine people.

And the forum is actually a good place for making connections.

Good luck x

Good additional advice and as Sweetcheeks says too, you really do need to have a sense of humour and a thickish skin. Don’t take the site too seriously

BOMF? "

BOMF AND double tap

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Another young pup moaning about not getting his end away.

As said before….

This isn’t instashag!

Be respectful and take the advise given.

I didn't see this as moaning? he asked for pointers on his profile

I did

And I wouldn’t say having a dick pic with a lynx spray can is the best pointer.

off the cuff remark, its called having a sense of humour

Aww right I gettcha. Hence the smiley faces

Here was me thinking you were being facetious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id happily give you pointers but sadly I’m not female. Shucks,

Oh go on, a guys point of view would be very valuable to the OP I’m sure

Ok, first one op, reconsider trying to focus on just females when asking for tips. We all see that by doing so you’re really just hoping one opens up to conversation and ends up riding you

There’s a post in this forum about what profile photos are best for guys and it has some good feedback so I’d give that a read and change the photo.

Also, get along to a social event, an unverified profile over a year old isn’t a good sign chum.

Take note of this OP! This is brilliant advice (and lovely pics to go with the profile

)

Definitely keep an eye out for social events near you, that's where you'll meet loads of genuine people.

And the forum is actually a good place for making connections.

Good luck x

Good additional advice and as Sweetcheeks says too, you really do need to have a sense of humour and a thickish skin. Don’t take the site too seriously

BOMF?

BOMF AND double tap

when you know.. you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another young pup moaning about not getting his end away.

As said before….

This isn’t instashag!

Be respectful and take the advise given.

I didn't see this as moaning? he asked for pointers on his profile

I did

And I wouldn’t say having a dick pic with a lynx spray can is the best pointer.

off the cuff remark, its called having a sense of humour

Aww right I gettcha. Hence the smiley faces

Here was me thinking you were being facetious

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me? facetious?

not at all... if I'm going to be a cunt.. everyone will know

enjoy your day lovely

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Another young pup moaning about not getting his end away.

As said before….

This isn’t instashag!

Be respectful and take the advise given.

I didn't see this as moaning? he asked for pointers on his profile

I did

And I wouldn’t say having a dick pic with a lynx spray can is the best pointer.

off the cuff remark, its called having a sense of humour

Aww right I gettcha. Hence the smiley faces

Here was me thinking you were being facetious

me? facetious?

not at all... if I'm going to be a cunt.. everyone will know

enjoy your day lovely

Thank you and I don’t doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op.. above all else, have a sense of humour...you'll only look like a proper dick if you don't..

good luck

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And please don’t take pics of your dick next to a lynx can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m thinking the poor guy will be unlos by the end of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking the poor guy will be unlos by the end of the week

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lol he's no commented again lol too much man bashing

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over a year ago

"I’m thinking the poor guy will be unlos by the end of the week

lol he's no commented again lol too much man bashing

Bless, mebbe I should make him a pie

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over a year ago

"I’m thinking the poor guy will be unlos by the end of the week

lol he's no commented again lol too much man bashing

Bless, mebbe I should make him a pie

maybe you should keep me some...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking the poor guy will be unlos by the end of the week

lol he's no commented again lol too much man bashing

Bless, mebbe I should make him a pie

maybe you should keep me some...

We can share lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m thinking the poor guy will be unlos by the end of the week

lol he's no commented again lol too much man bashing

Bless, mebbe I should make him a pie

maybe you should keep me some...

We can share lol

like last time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger...I missed the first profile version. Think I might have enjoyed it. Anyone want to give me a synopsis?....

OP take the advice from the lovely gentlemen. They know what's what.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Papi was in Scotland chat yesterday, and asking a load of newb type questions.

He seemed innocent enough, just not understanding of some things.

Just remember we were all there once.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you get lost whilst looking for instashag?

Pointers:

Put some photos up. Use your bio to tell people about you instead of just saying message me to find out more.

That’s the lazy way and no one will message you to find out about you when your profile isn’t appealing to others

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