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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest. "Why does it matter how a women wants to describe her figure? If she thinks she's curvy then so be it, I don't think any person has a right to be nasty because it doesn't fit their narrative of what something should be or not be... If she's happy with her figure leave her alone. | |||
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"Why does it matter how a women wants to describe her figure? If she thinks she's curvy then so be it, I don't think any person has a right to be nasty because it doesn't fit their narrative of what something should be or not be... If she's happy with her figure leave her alone." This response   | |||
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"Pass the popcorn 
Sweet or salty? "Salty pls ,do want something to drink | |||
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"Pass the popcorn
Sweet or salty? Salty pls ,do want something to drink "Anything fizzy with two straws  | |||
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"Watching this thread with interest  "Popcorn? | |||
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"I don't see how you can interpret this as being nasty, it's purely an observation. It goes without saying that people can self describe but a degree of honesty and self awareness would be refreshing. " I didn't see it as nasty but what's your reason to bring it up if you don't mind me asking !? I think from my pics and description on profile it says it all . I choose fabulous because that's how I feel
I know for a lot of people they see beauty in a dress size or Jean size .
If curvy or bigger women are not for you then just skip to the next profile & happy fabbing | |||
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"Watching this thread with interest
Popcorn?"Yes come and join us x | |||
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"Watching this thread with interest
Popcorn?
Yes come and join us x"Budge up! | |||
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"Watching this thread with interest
Popcorn?
Yes come and join us x
Budge up!" | |||
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"Pass the popcorn "What no cake | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake "Ooooh are you offering? Chocolate please! x | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake "Depends what kind… | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake
Ooooh are you offering? Chocolate please! x"Too sickly ermmm nice carrot cake maybe | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake
Depends what kind… "carrot cake | |||
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"You'll only make yourselves curvier " your point is ?  | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake
Ooooh are you offering? Chocolate please! xToo sickly ermmm nice carrot cake maybe "Goes down well with a coffee x | |||
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"I did hesitate slightly before I posted but... "I’ll be honest, I admire that. You knew the flaming was coming but you battered on anyway | |||
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"I did hesitate slightly before I posted but... "Would you like to retract your wink of two weeks ago ? | |||
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"I did hesitate slightly before I posted but...
Would you like to retract your wink of two weeks ago ? "Oooh interesting! X | |||
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"Nope, that still stands! " | |||
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"Can’t see this going down well OP. I’ll hazard a guess that it’s not just females that are optimistic with their sizes "Of course it applies to all sexes. As do all the other threads about self identification. Personally I prefer to keep expectations low. In the case of body image I put average though I’ve been told by many in person it should be slim or even athletic. But that all depends on how much junk food or beer I’ve had on a given day so pot-belly would be a good option.  | |||
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"It's all subjective as is stating like to play safe and clearly out of 5 public pics having 3 sexual pics 2 penetrative I foreplay and not a condom too be seen despite being a single male .. if your gonna point fingers at others make sure your own hands are clean I'd say .. bit hypocritical IMHO " Oops seems I've struck a nerve sex pics are now hidden  | |||
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"I (‘mr j. ) love curves . I don’t like a waist. Just saying . Nothing against … waists !! " That’s a bit waistist in my opinion | |||
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"I (‘mr j. ) love curves . I don’t like a waist. Just saying . Nothing against … waists !! That’s a bit waistist in my opinion "talk about shooting from the hip !! | |||
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"I'll wait till the dust settles! "wise move . Only walk in ice if you know how thick it is. | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest. "Oh man, fab forum suicide  | |||
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The Oxford dictionary defines curvy as
"having curves.
(of a woman's figure) shapely and voluptuous"
And voluptuous is defined as "curvaceous and sexually attractive (typically used of a woman)".
You're questioning why women use the description when they don't conform to your own individual ideal of a curvy body, you say you class small waists and ample breasts/backside as curvy, so those who don't conform to that should not, in your eyes define themselves as such.
However the next person may believe that curvy is large breasted and small bottom. They're not automatically wrong just because they're different, it's subjective! | |||
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"One man’s curvy is another man’s chubby… "Exactly, all of the fab terms are completely subjective. Theres no criteria to meet for choosing any options. I'd imagine most of the profiles that you're having a proper look at will have photos, so what does it matter anyway? | |||
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"One man’s curvy is another man’s chubby… "One man’s inch is another man’s 3 | |||
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"Perhaps those who describe themselves as athletic should first complete a fitness test? " Hell yeah, a Fab bleep test | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake
Depends what kind… carrot cake "Is the cake moist ? | |||
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Personal choice is just that, be it in description or in person. | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest.
Oh man, fab forum suicide " | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option.. "What would the options be, neat & tight, bucket, drowning wookie and burst sofa? | |||
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"They don’t have ‘over weight’ as an option. " | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest. "Describe yourself as intelligent and think a post like this will go down well?! Obviously just trying to get a rise out of people! After a post like that, it’s probably the only rise you’ll be getting on fab!! and btw I’m curvy!  | |||
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"One man’s curvy is another man’s chubby…
One man’s inch is another man’s 3 "Very true | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest.
Describe yourself as intelligent and think a post like this will go down well?! Obviously just trying to get a rise out of people! After a post like that, it’s probably the only rise you’ll be getting on fab!! and btw I’m curvy! "So, what’s your criticism of the post? | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option..
What would the options be, neat & tight, bucket, drowning wookie and burst sofa? " lol i meant as in personality lol
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest. "I guess it's how a person defines the word, example, guy describes himself as athletic and I'm sure he believs he is... That's great but to me, he's thin, all definition | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest. "Well, despite those pesky women being misleading with their use of adjectives, you managed to deduce from their pics how they actually look. Here's your goldfish. Pass Go and Collect £200. | |||
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"Pass the popcorn
Sweet or salty? "I like mine mixed
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"Pass the popcorn
Sweet or salty?
I like mine mixed
K"Why's no one cracked open the toffee popcorn yet!! | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest.
I guess it's how a person defines the word, example, guy describes himself as athletic and I'm sure he believs he is... That's great but to me, he's thin, all definition "All of “Fabs” terms need to be taken with a pinch of salt. Can’t use dress sizes, they change shop to shop etc. I (mr) have always believed athletic build was decided if you had a 8 inch or more drop between your chest and waist for men. If a person decides to call themselves curvy and you’re not attracted to them then just move on. It’s no loss to them. | |||
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"Perhaps those who describe themselves as athletic should first complete a fitness test? Hell yeah, a Fab bleep test "Is the equivalent of fab bleep test not how long you can bounce on top lol | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest. "Because there isn’t an option for Fat! Just like there isn’t an option for “skinny” when a man clearly isn’t “athletic” | |||
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"When did large and ample become curvy? It seems that a lot of women self describe as curvy when they are quite clearly not. To me curvy is big boobs, big ass and small waist. This seems at odds with some of the "curvy" women on here who have curves on top of their curves. Lets keep it simple and honest. "Ahaha, you get all our support. | |||
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"Because they didn’t have the options overweight, obese, morbidly obese and extremely obese " OMG . | |||
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"Because they didn’t have the options overweight, obese, morbidly obese and extremely obese OMG ."I’m classed as obese hence me saying that, it wasn’t a dig at anyone | |||
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"Miss dynamite and Vixen and all those other ladies here who describe themselves as curvy, fabulous, full figured, busty, ample etc etc you are more than that you are all absolutely gorgeous and beautiful. Some like a 'curvy' 'ample' figure some don't it is irrelevant as long as you are happy with in yourself and find someone to love and adore you. Titles, labels are just that and don't define a person as their personality will do that. You are all stunning simple xxx" Quite right....they're all gorgeous | |||
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"Because they didn’t have the options overweight, obese, morbidly obese and extremely obese OMG .
I’m classed as obese hence me saying that, it wasn’t a dig at anyone "What? How are you classed as obese? | |||
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"Because they didn’t have the options overweight, obese, morbidly obese and extremely obese OMG .
I’m classed as obese hence me saying that, it wasn’t a dig at anyone
What? How are you classed as obese? "Obesity is measured on BMI, which is usually crudely calculated using height and weight. Doesn't measure body fat, muscle mass etc. Many Olympic athletes would be classed as obese based on the scale GP's use. It is no measurement of someones health, and certainly not of their attractiveness!! | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake
Depends what kind… "Lots | |||
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"Because they didn’t have the options overweight, obese, morbidly obese and extremely obese OMG .
I’m classed as obese hence me saying that, it wasn’t a dig at anyone
What? How are you classed as obese?
Obesity is measured on BMI, which is usually crudely calculated using height and weight. Doesn't measure body fat, muscle mass etc. Many Olympic athletes would be classed as obese based on the scale GP's use. It is no measurement of someones health, and certainly not of their attractiveness!!"I love curvy women. I think people's obsession with size and shape is unhealthy. | |||
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"I don't see how you can interpret this as being nasty, it's purely an observation. It goes without saying that people can self describe but a degree of honesty and self awareness would be refreshing. " If they are describing themselves as curvy then they are being honest and self aware its just your definition of curvy that differs from theirs. | |||
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"Pass the popcorn What no cake
Depends what kind…
Lots"Surely this is about to go Mark 2 soon, touch paper lit | |||
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"It's all subjective as is stating like to play safe and clearly out of 5 public pics having 3 sexual pics 2 penetrative I foreplay and not a condom too be seen despite being a single male .. if your gonna point fingers at others make sure your own hands are clean I'd say .. bit hypocritical IMHO Oops seems I've struck a nerve sex pics are now hidden "Ha ha I just noticed that, I think I love you slightly for that. | |||
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"It's all subjective as is stating like to play safe and clearly out of 5 public pics having 3 sexual pics 2 penetrative I foreplay and not a condom too be seen despite being a single male .. if your gonna point fingers at others make sure your own hands are clean I'd say .. bit hypocritical IMHO " Boom!  | |||
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"Thanks for the wink op.. im fat but no option for it, so I've went for curvy but i actually dont give a fk what others think... "Telt | |||
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"Thanks for the wink op.. im fat but no option for it, so I've went for curvy but i actually dont give a fk what others think...
Telt " | |||
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"Thanks for the wink op.. im fat but no option for it, so I've went for curvy but i actually dont give a fk what others think...
Telt "Double tapped | |||
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"Thanks for the wink op.. im fat but no option for it, so I've went for curvy but i actually dont give a fk what others think...
Telt
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E.g. Raquel Welsh was Curvy
Gemma collins is not curvy | |||
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"Thanks for the wink op.. im fat but no option for it, so I've went for curvy but i actually dont give a fk what others think...
Telt "You're deffo not fat. Body shaming? Isn't that what immature teenagers do on Instagram? | |||
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"Thanks for the wink op.. im fat but no option for it, so I've went for curvy but i actually dont give a fk what others think...
Telt
You're deffo not fat. Body shaming? Isn't that what immature teenagers do on Instagram?"it's a very personal thing i think, i have the mum tum and battle scars.. and proud | |||
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"Thanks for the wink op.. im fat but no option for it, so I've went for curvy but i actually dont give a fk what others think...
Telt
You're deffo not fat. Body shaming? Isn't that what immature teenagers do on Instagram? it's a very personal thing i think, i have the mum tum and battle scars.. and proud "Good for you missus! Personally, I like all that. None of us are perfect x | |||
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"This post personally would make me pass you by, you come across like a bit of a tosser why would it bother you how someone describes themselves, curvy is open to interpretation. Look at the pictures on the profiles and decide for yourself. What you see as fat someone else sees as sexy and curvy. Xx Mrs N" My mum, rest her soul, always said if you can't say owt nice, say nowt. Seems like a wise choice. If you're brave enough to get your bits out on here, more power to you! | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option.. "What like.. Tight Neat Half hinging oot Fully hinging oot Cabbage Dropped kehbab. Think that about sums it up. | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option..
What like..
Tight
Neat
Half hinging oot
Fully hinging oot
Cabbage
Dropped kehbab.
Think that about sums it up.
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"wish they had a fanny option..
What like..
Tight
Neat
Half hinging oot
Fully hinging oot
Cabbage
Dropped kehbab.
Think that about sums it up.
"You forgot "Unattainable" which will be the case for a lot of men after this thread me thinks. | |||
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"Ample, curvy, does it really matter? Surely it's all about the person inside, some ladies on the larger side, are stunningly beautiful and radiate fun and loveliness. Am I fishing? Well I was with a lady who described herself as ample, and the above description suited her, at least most of the time, but sadly it deteriorated towards the end, but that's another story!! "I’m not sure about fishing but indiscreet??? Most certainly, maybe that was what she didn’t like | |||
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"What happened to nice eyes, a lovely smile and great personality? I’ve met guys with different body shapes, sizes, etc. What we put on our profile is how we describe ourselves not what others think. We should all have the same options for body shape so everyone can choose what suits them best. It should be remembered that some people may have medical conditions or on medication that affects them. We should be positive and not body shaming anyone. " Hate bodyshaming. This place should be a safe space to be who we want to be. | |||
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""Gets the popcorn n sits doon" Hehehe " | |||
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"A lot of guys describe themselves as “athletic” All I can say is that the country is blessed with so many shot putters and sumo wrestlers…." A lot of guys describe themselves as funny too. I laugh more when I open Visa bill than I do when I open their pms. | |||
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"A lot of guys describe themselves as “athletic” All I can say is that the country is blessed with so many shot putters and sumo wrestlers…." There's a great local profile where a cpl describes the male as an "Adonis covered in chips & gravy". Which sounds both athletic and tasty. | |||
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"A lot of guys describe themselves as “athletic” All I can say is that the country is blessed with so many shot putters and sumo wrestlers…. A lot of guys describe themselves as funny too. I laugh more when I open Visa bill than I do when I open their pms." A lot of gals have a sense of humour bypass, then blame it on men and their PMS. | |||
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"A lot of guys describe themselves as “athletic” All I can say is that the country is blessed with so many shot putters and sumo wrestlers…. A lot of guys describe themselves as funny too. I laugh more when I open Visa bill than I do when I open their pms. A lot of gals have a sense of humour bypass, then blame it on men and their PMS. " We are women, we don’t know what we want and we want it NOW | |||
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"A lot of guys describe themselves as “athletic” All I can say is that the country is blessed with so many shot putters and sumo wrestlers…. A lot of guys describe themselves as funny too. I laugh more when I open Visa bill than I do when I open their pms. A lot of gals have a sense of humour bypass, then blame it on men and their PMS. We are women, we don’t know what we want and we want it NOW "Strictly speaking, I know what I want and I wanted it 4 hours ago! | |||
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"A lot of guys describe themselves as “athletic” All I can say is that the country is blessed with so many shot putters and sumo wrestlers…. A lot of guys describe themselves as funny too. I laugh more when I open Visa bill than I do when I open their pms. A lot of gals have a sense of humour bypass, then blame it on men and their PMS. We are women, we don’t know what we want and we want it NOW "I gave you it yesterday. | |||
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"A lot of guys describe themselves as “athletic” All I can say is that the country is blessed with so many shot putters and sumo wrestlers…. A lot of guys describe themselves as funny too. I laugh more when I open Visa bill than I do when I open their pms. A lot of gals have a sense of humour bypass, then blame it on men and their PMS. We are women, we don’t know what we want and we want it NOW
I gave you it yesterday. "Was that you | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option..
What like..
Tight
Neat
Half hinging oot
Fully hinging oot
Cabbage
Dropped kehbab.
Think that about sums it up.
You forgot "Unattainable" which will be the case for a lot of men after this thread me thinks. "Hope i havent upset anyone with my last comments. You could have one for guys too you know. Its a grower Walnut whip Fits nicely No complaints Hits the spot Bananaman Pees round corners Hits the roof | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option..
What like..
Tight
Neat
Half hinging oot
Fully hinging oot
Cabbage
Dropped kehbab.
Think that about sums it up.
You forgot "Unattainable" which will be the case for a lot of men after this thread me thinks.
Hope i havent upset anyone with my last comments. You could have one for guys too you know.
Its a grower
Walnut whip
Fits nicely
No complaints
Hits the spot
Bananaman
Pees round corners
Hits the roof
"You obviously didnae feel that bad.....took you a week to come back with that! | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option..
What like..
Tight
Neat
Half hinging oot
Fully hinging oot
Cabbage
Dropped kehbab.
Think that about sums it up.
You forgot "Unattainable" which will be the case for a lot of men after this thread me thinks.
Hope i havent upset anyone with my last comments. You could have one for guys too you know.
Its a grower
Walnut whip
Fits nicely
No complaints
Hits the spot
Bananaman
Pees round corners
Hits the roof
You obviously didnae feel that bad.....took you a week to come back with that! "Well i was just thinking that i didnt want anyone to feel left out. | |||
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"wish they had a fanny option..
What like..
Tight
Neat
Half hinging oot
Fully hinging oot
Cabbage
Dropped kehbab.
Think that about sums it up.
You forgot "Unattainable" which will be the case for a lot of men after this thread me thinks.
Hope i havent upset anyone with my last comments. You could have one for guys too you know.
Its a grower
Walnut whip
Fits nicely
No complaints
Hits the spot
Bananaman
Pees round corners
Hits the roof
You obviously didnae feel that bad.....took you a week to come back with that!
Well i was just thinking that i didnt want anyone to feel left out.
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"Oh everyone is beautiful in their own special way. Some more than others right enough. Altho..before i get lynched i was no oil paining either. When i was young i was that ugly that the baby picture in my dads wallet was the one that came with it from the shop. " | |||
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