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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soooooo dabled in anal in the past but weirdly the older I get the more worried I am about prep for it. Any top tips? How long before the “event” should I douche? Tips would be soooo welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't give you any tips beyond if it worries you, don't do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give you any tips beyond if it worries you, don't do it"

Doing it doesn’t worry me I just want tips on being super clean for it. No harm in some prep tips

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.

Mandy"

Aha great tip thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.

Mandy"

Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment.

Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit.

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By *HE PROBLEMMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.

Mandy

Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment.

Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut sweetcorn oot .. it comes back oot the way it goes in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.

Mandy

Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment.

Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. "

Could have a game of sweetcorn subuteo afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of cups of hot strong black coffee will empty your gut prior to fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.

Mandy

Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment.

Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit.

Could have a game of sweetcorn subuteo afterwards "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of nightmare post have I stumbled across?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche lube patience and trust

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Cut sweetcorn oot .. it comes back oot the way it goes in "

Literally! It was from the cob she lost the previous week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut sweetcorn oot .. it comes back oot the way it goes in

Literally! It was from the cob she lost the previous week!"

Shucked in one go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Douche lube patience and trust"

How long before going for it should I douche ? Like few hours or…?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Are you the penetrator or the reciever ...asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too "

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol "

lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy "

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol "

Alastair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair "

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo "

i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it.. "

Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo "

suppose its better than pink sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it..

Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair "

will ye have 'Alistair' next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it..

Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair will ye have 'Alistair' next week "

If he keeps his Crystal tip polished… mebbe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it..

Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair will ye have 'Alistair' next week

If he keeps his Crystal tip polished… mebbe "

I'll bare that in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too

I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy

Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair

Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it..

Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair will ye have 'Alistair' next week

If he keeps his Crystal tip polished… mebbe I'll bare that in mind "

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche, lots of lube don't rush enjoy!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Do it more than once, stop when you're shitting clear water, wait half an hour or so, when you stop farting lube up and put in a plug.

Jobs a good un

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I think the basic prep is to douche just before the meeting if you feel you should, bring lube and a buttplug and wear that during foreplay to get your ass ready.

Or most minimal prep is to spit on the dick and POW!

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

North Devon, Manchester Middleton

The tip is to be brave and push. it's like giving birth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the penetrator or the reciever ...asking for a friend "

Both

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By *ralPerfectionistMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd say before he gives you anal, use a toy or peg him 1st. Then he'll have more of an understanding of the experience. You've heard of giving to receive, well he takes a little to get some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tip is to be brave and push. it's like giving birth "

It's nothing like giving birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lube! LoveHoney and similar retailers do a great lube for anal play, not scented or flavoured in any way. And positions are important! Doggy isn't always the most comfortable, experiment with positions ( I'm a fan of receiving anal whilst on my back with pillows under my hips, he likes using our "bend over boyfriend" (two pronged toy for pegging) whilst on top, or laid on his front with pillows under his hips.

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

My top tip would be to make sure you invest in anal lubricant. Normal lube tends to dry and go kinda tacky fairly quickly. Anal lube is much wetter, and stays wet. Trust me, that's the difference between, "Get the fuck away from me," and "Get that fucking IN me!" Lmao!xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquid Silk is a great lube. Douche at least an hour before - too close and you run the risk of a watery mess.

When you Douche only use 1 full bulb and repeat till the water runs clean - if you push too much water up you'll be watery and brown for hours.

Good luck. And kudos for preparing - as the saying goes, if you go knocking on shits door, don't be surprised if shit answers... It ain't nice for anyone involved though ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut sweetcorn oot .. it comes back oot the way it goes in "

And tomato seeds

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anal tips - wipe your arse properly and don't sit on cold surfaces too long.

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

North Devon, Manchester Middleton


"The tip is to be brave and push. it's like giving birth

It's nothing like giving birth "

Fair enough. it's like a reverse shat instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you open your bowels before using it any other way, maybe use a plug (this might also help to encourage your bowels to open) as it will also open and stretch/relax you a bit. If you’re going to douche, do it when you shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Liquid Silk is a great lube. Douche at least an hour before - too close and you run the risk of a watery mess.

When you Douche only use 1 full bulb and repeat till the water runs clean - if you push too much water up you'll be watery and brown for hours.

Good luck. And kudos for preparing - as the saying goes, if you go knocking on shits door, don't be surprised if shit answers... It ain't nice for anyone involved though ha

"

Exactly!! I’m very used to pegging guys and always very put off if they haven’t prepd sooo thought only fair I be clean as a whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some psyillium husk. Loads of gay men take it and they're kind of the authority on anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy some psyillium husk. Loads of gay men take it and they're kind of the authority on anal sex "

One issue with that is that you need to drink a shit load of water (no pun intended) as it's a bulking agent. So it can leave you very bloated if you're not used to it.

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.

Mandy

Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment.

Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. "

Sweetcorn, Hahahah brilliant pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the 'penetrator' - lol - I have never been that bothered besides just making sure the externals are clean. The problem with douching and all the other shenanigans is that, unless it is a pre-planned thing (which almost takes the spontaneity out of the act), it can put a dampener on the whole thing.

Ive rarely had a partner who has douched prior to anal and Ive rarely seen anything 'untoward'. Those times that I have, Ive never given it a second thought - we've just taken ourselves off for a shower before continuing. Its no big deal.

I would suggest that if the 'penetrator' is that bothered about anything like that, they refrain from doing it...accidents happen even after douching.

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. "

love this.

This is me, I don’t do anal often and when I do it’s not planned and by then I’m more than ‘lubed up’ to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy some psyillium husk. Loads of gay men take it and they're kind of the authority on anal sex

One issue with that is that you need to drink a shit load of water (no pun intended) as it's a bulking agent. So it can leave you very bloated if you're not used to it."

Don't find you need to take on that much water personally. Two standard capsules (if you take it in pill form) or one teaspoon with 250ml water and then you just stay hydrated as you normally would and it's no problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it a few times with a guy that knows what he’s doing you trust and some lube

Make sure he gets you proper horny before trying it

Enjoy

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

North Devon, Manchester Middleton

I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it "

She's a keeper

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it

She's a keeper "

She’s a blow up sex doll

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your _asement, Cuntsville


"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it

She's a keeper

She’s a blow up sex doll "

No I'm not

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

North Devon, Manchester Middleton


"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it

She's a keeper

She’s a blow up sex doll

No I'm not "

There she is, they all got back in the box hahahah, My cock is craving ur butt butt!!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

They're anal lovers, i dont doubt they got back in a "box"

However to be fair only one person cast doubt on your post, so doesnt really qualify to state ALL got back in box.

Sorry to be so ANAL about it

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

North Devon, Manchester Middleton


"They're anal lovers, i dont doubt they got back in a "box"

However to be fair only one person cast doubt on your post, so doesnt really qualify to state ALL got back in box.

Sorry to be so ANAL about it "

They never replied so the box was truly locked

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand.

It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.pmsl....

Mandy

Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment.

Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soooooo dabled in anal in the past but weirdly the older I get the more worried I am about prep for it. Any top tips? How long before the “event” should I douche? Tips would be soooo welcome "

I used to have a sex life where it was the biggest thing for us ,, alas, its no more haha, however my prep would involve , and I can't believe I'm saying this, deliberately kinda slowing things down in that area for a couple of days prior to event , and regular douching for those couple of days ,, see now lol , it's all too much bloody hassle

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