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"I can't give you any tips beyond if it worries you, don't do it" Doing it doesn’t worry me I just want tips on being super clean for it. No harm in some prep tips | |||
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"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand. It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days. Mandy" Aha great tip thanks | |||
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"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand. It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days. Mandy" Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment. Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. | |||
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"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand. It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days. Mandy Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment. Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. " | |||
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"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand. It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days. Mandy Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment. Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. " Could have a game of sweetcorn subuteo afterwards | |||
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"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand. It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days. Mandy Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment. Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. Could have a game of sweetcorn subuteo afterwards " | |||
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"Cut sweetcorn oot .. it comes back oot the way it goes in " Literally! It was from the cob she lost the previous week! | |||
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"Cut sweetcorn oot .. it comes back oot the way it goes in Literally! It was from the cob she lost the previous week!" Shucked in one go | |||
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"Douche lube patience and trust" How long before going for it should I douche ? Like few hours or…? | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too " | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too " I’m looking for my “alistair” lol | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol " lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy " Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol " Alastair | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair " Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo " i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it.. | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it.. " Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo " suppose its better than pink sock | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it.. Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair " will ye have 'Alistair' next week | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it.. Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair will ye have 'Alistair' next week " If he keeps his Crystal tip polished… mebbe | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it.. Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair will ye have 'Alistair' next week If he keeps his Crystal tip polished… mebbe " I'll bare that in mind | |||
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"Anal tips sounds like an adult cartoon (does anyone remember Crystal Tips? Lol) thinking it’s a great profile name too I’m looking for my “alistair” lol lol sounds like a crazy name for a sex toy Anal tips or Alastair?? Lol Alastair Just googled the name meaning… first result says it means “the one who repels men”… I’m pondering that noo i dunno it just sounded kinda kinky when you typed it.. Me… kinky??? Only with Alistair will ye have 'Alistair' next week If he keeps his Crystal tip polished… mebbe I'll bare that in mind " I see what you did there | |||
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"Are you the penetrator or the reciever ...asking for a friend " Both | |||
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"The tip is to be brave and push. it's like giving birth " It's nothing like giving birth | |||
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"Cut sweetcorn oot .. it comes back oot the way it goes in " And tomato seeds | |||
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"The tip is to be brave and push. it's like giving birth It's nothing like giving birth " Fair enough. it's like a reverse shat instead | |||
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"Liquid Silk is a great lube. Douche at least an hour before - too close and you run the risk of a watery mess. When you Douche only use 1 full bulb and repeat till the water runs clean - if you push too much water up you'll be watery and brown for hours. Good luck. And kudos for preparing - as the saying goes, if you go knocking on shits door, don't be surprised if shit answers... It ain't nice for anyone involved though ha " Exactly!! I’m very used to pegging guys and always very put off if they haven’t prepd sooo thought only fair I be clean as a whistle | |||
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"Buy some psyillium husk. Loads of gay men take it and they're kind of the authority on anal sex " One issue with that is that you need to drink a shit load of water (no pun intended) as it's a bulking agent. So it can leave you very bloated if you're not used to it. | |||
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"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand. It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days. Mandy Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment. Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. " Sweetcorn, Hahahah brilliant pmsl | |||
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"Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. " love this. This is me, I don’t do anal often and when I do it’s not planned and by then I’m more than ‘lubed up’ to take it | |||
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"Buy some psyillium husk. Loads of gay men take it and they're kind of the authority on anal sex One issue with that is that you need to drink a shit load of water (no pun intended) as it's a bulking agent. So it can leave you very bloated if you're not used to it." Don't find you need to take on that much water personally. Two standard capsules (if you take it in pill form) or one teaspoon with 250ml water and then you just stay hydrated as you normally would and it's no problem. | |||
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"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it " She's a keeper | |||
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"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it She's a keeper " She’s a blow up sex doll | |||
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"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it She's a keeper She’s a blow up sex doll " No I'm not | |||
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"I'm lucky I can stick my cock in her arse anytime she loves it, no pre prep needed she loves it She's a keeper She’s a blow up sex doll No I'm not " There she is, they all got back in the box hahahah, My cock is craving ur butt butt!! | |||
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"They're anal lovers, i dont doubt they got back in a "box" However to be fair only one person cast doubt on your post, so doesnt really qualify to state ALL got back in box. Sorry to be so ANAL about it " They never replied so the box was truly locked | |||
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"After going on one for other reasons, you may want to look at a low residue diet for a day or two beforehand. It's not as bad as it sounds, and there's still enough variety to have a good diet for those couple of days.pmsl.... Mandy Didn't realise how much of a lazy bitch I was until I read this comment. Absolutely no forethought goes into my planning of sexual activities. If he ends up with some sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin then so be it. Swings and roundabouts, innit. " | |||
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"Soooooo dabled in anal in the past but weirdly the older I get the more worried I am about prep for it. Any top tips? How long before the “event” should I douche? Tips would be soooo welcome " I used to have a sex life where it was the biggest thing for us ,, alas, its no more haha, however my prep would involve , and I can't believe I'm saying this, deliberately kinda slowing things down in that area for a couple of days prior to event , and regular douching for those couple of days ,, see now lol , it's all too much bloody hassle | |||
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