FabSwingers.com forum: Things you maybe didn’t know

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought it would be nice to share little hints and tips that people may not know.

I will go first…. I found this out from a fellow fab friend and thought I would share my new found wisdom.

Ladies In order to keep your hold ups and stockings in place just spray the tops with hairspray it works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a fact that less than 1% of people in the world have a - number as their favourite number.

Also, did you know that in its natural resting state, the tongue rests on the top of your mouth and not the bottom.

Finally, a mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito

My work here is done.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"It’s a fact that less than 1% of people in the world have a - number as their favourite number.

Also, did you know that in its natural resting state, the tongue rests on the top of your mouth and not the bottom.

Finally, a mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito

My work here is done."

An plane can fly but a fly can’t plane .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Semen is rich in essential nutrients including calcium, citrate, fructose, glucose, lactic acid, magnesium, potassium, protein and zinc. It also can help with menstrual stomach aches, tastes like winey chocolate, and is a natural tooth-whitener.

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By *oppy CheeksWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

The hairspray tip definately works!! Hold ups always rolled down my legs before!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little tip, attach your stockings to your suspender belt before you put them on. Just step into them and pull them up. Job done x

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"It’s a fact that less than 1% of people in the world have a - number as their favourite number.

Also, did you know that in its natural resting state, the tongue rests on the top of your mouth and not the bottom.

Finally, a mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito

My work here is done."

All flies take off backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Semen is rich in essential nutrients including calcium, citrate, fructose, glucose, lactic acid, magnesium, potassium, protein and zinc. It also can help with menstrual stomach aches, tastes like winey chocolate, and is a natural tooth-whitener. "

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wise man realises the more he learns the less he knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It defo doesnt taste like wine or chocolate lol and I've tasted my fair share haha

C x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up."

Furthermore it is an ideal replacement for pepper spray to sting the eyes of any assailant.

Also, according to a Bubbly wee character it works as a shave foam alternative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up.

Furthermore it is an ideal replacement for pepper spray to sting the eyes of any assailant.

Also, according to a Bubbly wee character it works as a shave foam alternative!

Seriously? I've got legs like Chewbacca though so might need Buster Gonad and a Flymo to sort me out.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up.

Furthermore it is an ideal replacement for pepper spray to sting the eyes of any assailant.

Also, according to a Bubbly wee character it works as a shave foam alternative!

Seriously? I've got legs like Chewbacca though so might need Buster Gonad and a Flymo to sort me out."

There's Something About Hairy

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up.

Furthermore it is an ideal replacement for pepper spray to sting the eyes of any assailant.

Also, according to a Bubbly wee character it works as a shave foam alternative!

Is that what folk are on about when they talk of their cum-face?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It defo doesnt taste like wine or chocolate lol and I've tasted my fair share haha

C x"

Shoosht, you, FFS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It defo doesnt taste like wine or chocolate lol and I've tasted my fair share haha

C x

Shoosht, you, FFS!!"

Didn't say it stopped me from tasting it again though

C x

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By *weetpineapplesWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"My little tip, attach your stockings to your suspender belt before you put them on. Just step into them and pull them up. Job done x"

This

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

It defo doesnt taste like wine or chocolate lol and I've tasted my fair share haha

C x

Shoosht, you, FFS!!

Didn't say it stopped me from tasting it again though

C x"

A smile a Colgate advert would kill for though

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If a man goes to bed with a sex problem on his mind, he wakes up with solution on his stomach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The green Haribo bears aren't apple flavour....they're actually strawberry!

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hairspray can also help keep makeup in place longer... obviously close eyes & don't spray too much...keep eyes closed until dry

You also use it on your Bum/chest to keep leotards in place...no one wants a leotard wedgie mid dance routine

...bikini trick there

Or double sided tape for those drop cleavage numbers

Keep a old pair of tights in car...if fanbelt brakes you can use the tights (tie them tightly round pulleys (2 of) & it should get you home or to a garage at least......especially important today with all the parts being controlled electronically rather than mechanically

Polish back of guitar neck for easier fret slides

Keep a length of scaffy pole in boot for extra strength/leverage to remove/put on wheel nuts... especially relevant to women as we have less brute strength...the longer the pole, the less effort to crack the nut

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Liquorice that we buy as sweets has less than 2% liquorice in it because liquorice (a plants root) is a medicine for digestion & heart...too much in a short period of time will kill you by heart attack or organ failure

Aniseed is not liquorice

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"The green Haribo bears aren't apple flavour....they're actually strawberry! "

This has blown my mind

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Local

"The green Haribo bears aren't apple flavour....they're actually strawberry! "

The wonderful thing about beaver anal secretion glands aka "natural flavourings" lol

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Liquorice that we buy as sweets has less than 2% liquorice in it because liquorice (a plants root) is a medicine for digestion & heart...too much in a short period of time will kill you by heart attack or organ failure

Aniseed is not liquorice"

Wow! Takes all sorts.

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By *implyfun1Man
over a year ago

glasgow

??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a fact that less than 1% of people in the world have a - number as their favourite number.

Also, did you know that in its natural resting state, the tongue rests on the top of your mouth and not the bottom.

Finally, a mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito

My work here is done."

Wow you’re one smart cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up.

Furthermore it is an ideal replacement for pepper spray to sting the eyes of any assailant.

Also, according to a Bubbly wee character it works as a shave foam alternative!

I’m skeptical about the shaving foam claim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up.

Furthermore it is an ideal replacement for pepper spray to sting the eyes of any assailant.

Also, according to a Bubbly wee character it works as a shave foam alternative!

I’m skeptical about the shaving foam claim

Shaving foam stops mirrors and glass fogging up...wonder is semen does the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It defo doesnt taste like wine or chocolate lol and I've tasted my fair share haha

C x

Shoosht, you, FFS!!

Didn't say it stopped me from tasting it again though

C x

A smile a Colgate advert would kill for though

Mr says I have the best cheeky smile

says he always knows when I'm uo to something

C x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It can also act as an emergency hair styling product when I've used all the hair spray trying to hold ma sussies up.

Furthermore it is an ideal replacement for pepper spray to sting the eyes of any assailant.

Also, according to a Bubbly wee character it works as a shave foam alternative!

I’m skeptical about the shaving foam claim

Shaving foam stops mirrors and glass fogging up...wonder is semen does the same

You'd think so. Just tried it. On reflection, it's shite, and I wound up with a cum-stained glass window.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Furthermore, I tried the salty pepper spray thing last night on a mugger. He ran away before I'd even finished; so it was effective, though somewhat inconclusive.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Furthermore, I tried the salty pepper spray thing last night on a mugger. He ran away before I'd even finished; so it was effective, though somewhat inconclusive. "

You need to wank faster!!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Furthermore, I tried the salty pepper spray thing last night on a mugger. He ran away before I'd even finished; so it was effective, though somewhat inconclusive.

You need to wank faster!! "

After the mirrors and windows I was in stallion mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love hairy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For hold ups I normally size down just have to watch and not rip them pulling them up

Hair spry also works as a makeup settter

If you wonder how porn stars can give bj or get all hot a steamy but they makeup totally un smudge

Hair spry need a scrubing brush to take it off

Wouldn’t recommend for dally use

But for those hot and sweety play nights works a treat

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