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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All the food & drink you consume is calorie free but you are absolutely shite in bed. Like the worst ride ever and you can’t improve.

Or

All the food & drink you consume has Double the calories however when people have sex with you they find you to be the best ride on the planet.

Pick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B. I can ration calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B

I'm a big fat fatty anyway, when the sex is so amazing the extra calories will be burnt off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just batter the gym like a maniac to counter the dbl calories . Everyone’s a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat A from me. I dont care how quick sex was over. At least I'd still get to cum so I'd be satisfied. Even if the girl isn't. lol.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Easy, double the calories. Bulking will take half the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy, double the calories. Bulking will take half the time "

Holy moly!! Now that approach changes things dramatically!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"B

I'm a big fat fatty anyway, when the sex is so amazing the extra calories will be burnt off "

This!!! Like yer thinking missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B. Just have way more sex to burn all the excess off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A..

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now! "

Lol know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now! "

You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!

You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment "

Manners cost nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!

You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment

Manners cost nothing. "

I once had lunch with a girl that ate a toastie with cutlery. Clear sign of psychosis that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!

You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment

Manners cost nothing.

I once had lunch with a girl that ate a toastie with cutlery. Clear sign of psychosis that was "

Bet you’ve seen many a cheese toastie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I once had lunch with a girl that ate a toastie with cutlery. Clear sign of psychosis that was

Bet you’ve seen many a cheese toastie. "

What was the flavour we decided on? Cheese & bacon?

You might be lucky and find me down at your giblets soon enough

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