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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

… Jonuts????

How does this affect the jaffacake “cake or biscuit?” debate… DOES it affect it all all?? Is it really a dastardly plan to distract us from people putting pineapple on pizza??

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Just because you can do something doesn't always mean that you should.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just because you can do something doesn't always mean that you should."

Very true about so many things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this... "

It’s one you don’t need to think about lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this... "

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? "

.... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? .... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck "

I'd rather push her cheeks .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? .... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck

I'd rather push her cheeks . "

A jonut is a pimped Jaffa cake… so it’s even cakier and has a hole in the middle… Anno… who comes up with such things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? .... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck

I'd rather push her cheeks .

A jonut is a pimped Jaffa cake… so it’s even cakier and has a hole in the middle… Anno… who comes up with such things "

Next thing yanno we will be having PINEAPPLE jonuts…. As long as they don’t go as far as bean jonuts spose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to try one but I'm open minded....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've yet to try one but I'm open minded.... "

Do try one, it was quite nice and I’m not even a cake person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? .... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck

I'd rather push her cheeks .

A jonut is a pimped Jaffa cake… so it’s even cakier and has a hole in the middle… Anno… who comes up with such things "

Sheesh I've heard it all now! Might as well call it a jaffnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? .... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck

I'd rather push her cheeks .

A jonut is a pimped Jaffa cake… so it’s even cakier and has a hole in the middle… Anno… who comes up with such things

Sheesh I've heard it all now! Might as well call it a jaffnut "

NOTHING would surprise me my dear Kat… I think jaffnut sound good lol

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Jonuts aren't even real doughnuts, as they're the same sponge base as normal Jaffa Cakes.

It' basically an accident of a Jaffa Cake with the jelly in the middle of it, and a hole punched in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? .... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck

I'd rather push her cheeks .

A jonut is a pimped Jaffa cake… so it’s even cakier and has a hole in the middle… Anno… who comes up with such things

Next thing yanno we will be having PINEAPPLE jonuts…. As long as they don’t go as far as bean jonuts spose "

pmsl

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Blackpool, Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield


"… Jonuts????

How does this affect the jaffacake “cake or biscuit?” debate… DOES it affect it all all?? Is it really a dastardly plan to distract us from people putting pineapple on pizza?? "

I have no idea but I think it's an important debate to have. Mainly because while everyone else is debating what to call them I can be eating them before anyone realises. By the time they decide what to call them (or agree to differ), it's a moot point as I'll have scoffed 'em all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"… Jonuts????

How does this affect the jaffacake “cake or biscuit?” debate… DOES it affect it all all?? Is it really a dastardly plan to distract us from people putting pineapple on pizza??

I have no idea but I think it's an important debate to have. Mainly because while everyone else is debating what to call them I can be eating them before anyone realises. By the time they decide what to call them (or agree to differ), it's a moot point as I'll have scoffed 'em all "

Damned cunning!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jonuts aren't even real doughnuts, as they're the same sponge base as normal Jaffa Cakes.

It' basically an accident of a Jaffa Cake with the jelly in the middle of it, and a hole punched in it."

I thought they were nicer too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone that calls a jaffa cake a cake and not a biscuit, should be hung drawn and quatered!

as for a jonut, jury's out... I'll come back to this...

When a cake is soft it's ok to eat when it's hard it's stale .

When biscuit crunchy it's good when soggy there off . [ Or fell in mug ]

Jaffa cake soft therefore it's a cake .

What on earth is a "jonut"? .... cuse me.. your pushing yer luck

I'd rather push her cheeks .

A jonut is a pimped Jaffa cake… so it’s even cakier and has a hole in the middle… Anno… who comes up with such things

Next thing yanno we will be having PINEAPPLE jonuts…. As long as they don’t go as far as bean jonuts spose pmsl "

There would be someone…

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


" has a hole in the middle"

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" has a hole in the middle

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service"

Yay!!!! Fugy will save the day lmao

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Nowt to do with the original quandry. But Lidl do a jaffa cake doughnut with no hole in it.

Its lush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nowt to do with the original quandry. But Lidl do a jaffa cake doughnut with no hole in it.

Its lush."

GAMECHANGER!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" has a hole in the middle

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service"

Lurking behind the melons at Tesco again nae doubt!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

How do you make a jonut laugh? Tickle it's hole! ??

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Blackpool, Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield


"… Jonuts????

How does this affect the jaffacake “cake or biscuit?” debate… DOES it affect it all all?? Is it really a dastardly plan to distract us from people putting pineapple on pizza??

I have no idea but I think it's an important debate to have. Mainly because while everyone else is debating what to call them I can be eating them before anyone realises. By the time they decide what to call them (or agree to differ), it's a moot point as I'll have scoffed 'em all

Damned cunning!!!! "

It's a skill I've honed over many years of experience of Jaffa Cake eating

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


" has a hole in the middle

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service

Lurking behind the melons at Tesco again nae doubt! "

You know me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you make a jonut laugh? Tickle it's hole! ??"

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"… Jonuts????

How does this affect the jaffacake “cake or biscuit?” debate… DOES it affect it all all?? Is it really a dastardly plan to distract us from people putting pineapple on pizza??

I have no idea but I think it's an important debate to have. Mainly because while everyone else is debating what to call them I can be eating them before anyone realises. By the time they decide what to call them (or agree to differ), it's a moot point as I'll have scoffed 'em all

Damned cunning!!!!

It's a skill I've honed over many years of experience of Jaffa Cake eating "

I can tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" has a hole in the middle

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service

Lurking behind the melons at Tesco again nae doubt!

You know me??"

We awwww dae

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"How do you make a jonut laugh? Tickle it's hole! ??

Hahahahaha "

Ooooo flirts a jonut !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you make a jonut laugh? Tickle it's hole! ??

Hahahahaha

Ooooo flirts a jonut !"

Stop yer lurve talk and buy me a meringue lol

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"How do you make a jonut laugh? Tickle it's hole! ??

Hahahahaha

Ooooo flirts a jonut !

Stop yer lurve talk and buy me a meringue lol "

A read that as "stoap yer lurve talk n pump ma jonut hole"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl ffs fugy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you make a jonut laugh? Tickle it's hole! ??

Hahahahaha

Ooooo flirts a jonut !

Stop yer lurve talk and buy me a meringue lol

A read that as "stoap yer lurve talk n pump ma jonut hole"!"

Ffs… ya do know it’s 2021… no wait … yer right am sure “pump ma jonut hole” is in the most streamed songs ever

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"How do you make a jonut laugh? Tickle it's hole! ??

Hahahahaha

Ooooo flirts a jonut !

Stop yer lurve talk and buy me a meringue lol

A read that as "stoap yer lurve talk n pump ma jonut hole"!

Ffs… ya do know it’s 2021… no wait … yer right am sure “pump ma jonut hole” is in the most streamed songs ever "

Ffs...aw av got noo in ma heed is that tune " pump up the jam" ffs

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/aGj-tt1FeHQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" has a hole in the middle

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service

Lurking behind the melons at Tesco again nae doubt!

You know me??"

Aye! I'm third sheep from the left at the back. Surely you remember. You said it was ewe and me forever and I was your wee pet lamb.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"… Jonuts????

How does this affect the jaffacake “cake or biscuit?” debate… DOES it affect it all all?? Is it really a dastardly plan to distract us from people putting pineapple on pizza?? "

I'm starting to think you have problems with things with holes in them . I've not tried one of the jaffa donuts but aparently they are very moreish x

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By *lasgowSocialButterfliesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just no! They give me the fear, John's been eating them for weeks now, keeps going on that I must try one

K

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Just no! They give me the fear, John's been eating them for weeks now, keeps going on that I must try one

K"

I thought you'd try anything once ?

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By *lasgowSocialButterfliesCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


" has a hole in the middle

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service

Lurking behind the melons at Tesco again nae doubt!

You know me??

Aye! I'm third sheep from the left at the back. Surely you remember. You said it was ewe and me forever and I was your wee pet lamb. "

Pass the mint tae a eat ye aw up

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


" has a hole in the middle

A hole??

Did someone call??

Fugy is at your service

Lurking behind the melons at Tesco again nae doubt!

You know me??

Aye! I'm third sheep from the left at the back. Surely you remember. You said it was ewe and me forever and I was your wee pet lamb.

Pass the mint tae a eat ye aw up"

Ffs noo av got that tune

" pass the duchy" in ma heed noo

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