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By *ewguy114 OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland

Naughty delivery driver but I’m having fun on my routes surely not a bad thing ? My boss told me to make sure the costumers are happy

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Have we not done this already?

I’m sure this is de-ja-vu!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we not done this already?

I’m sure this is de-ja-vu!!!"

That would make sense lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW "

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty delivery driver but I’m having fun on my routes surely not a bad thing ? My boss told me to make sure the costumers are happy "

Happy maybe but "happy" may get you fired

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Naughty delivery driver but I’m having fun on my routes surely not a bad thing ? My boss told me to make sure the costumers are happy "

Do you're own thing bud.

Ignore the rest

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over a year ago


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!"

Lmao yes it does maybe Tesco/Amazon/Hermes etc should have an optional “if you fancy the driver and he has a certain badge or summat then tick this box for sexy interactions”. Feck we might be onto summat Reggi, get a patent on this quickly

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife

I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist. "

Indeed there’s a subtle difference between a one off opportunity which is still dubious and actively seeking it

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!

Lmao yes it does maybe Tesco/Amazon/Hermes etc should have an optional “if you fancy the driver and he has a certain badge or summat then tick this box for sexy interactions”. Feck we might be onto summat Reggi, get a patent on this quickly "

So a bit like dial a drink….. only it’s dial a dick?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist. "
I commend you for being able to resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!

Lmao yes it does maybe Tesco/Amazon/Hermes etc should have an optional “if you fancy the driver and he has a certain badge or summat then tick this box for sexy interactions”. Feck we might be onto summat Reggi, get a patent on this quickly

So a bit like dial a drink….. only it’s dial a dick?"

Erm no but yes but no… lol when you order it could be like… “do you want fries with that” (only if the delivery person (could be female after all) is open to it… should we have this on more professions???? All professions… I may have taken this too far…

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist.

Indeed there’s a subtle difference between a one off opportunity which is still dubious and actively seeking it "

I think you're being very hypocritical wink wink

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!

Lmao yes it does maybe Tesco/Amazon/Hermes etc should have an optional “if you fancy the driver and he has a certain badge or summat then tick this box for sexy interactions”. Feck we might be onto summat Reggi, get a patent on this quickly

So a bit like dial a drink….. only it’s dial a dick?

Erm no but yes but no… lol when you order it could be like… “do you want fries with that” (only if the delivery person (could be female after all) is open to it… should we have this on more professions???? All professions… I may have taken this too far… "

Do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist.

Indeed there’s a subtle difference between a one off opportunity which is still dubious and actively seeking it

I think you're being very hypocritical wink wink "

To quote yourself … you’d know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!

Lmao yes it does maybe Tesco/Amazon/Hermes etc should have an optional “if you fancy the driver and he has a certain badge or summat then tick this box for sexy interactions”. Feck we might be onto summat Reggi, get a patent on this quickly

So a bit like dial a drink….. only it’s dial a dick?

Erm no but yes but no… lol when you order it could be like… “do you want fries with that” (only if the delivery person (could be female after all) is open to it… should we have this on more professions???? All professions… I may have taken this too far…

Do you think?"

I always think (see thinking thread lol) … I like to think… that on this site we can think… explore… share… discuss… all with humour and respect. I dinna mind a bit of cheek fae you… star bar always ready and a nuii in the freezer lol xxx

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist.

Indeed there’s a subtle difference between a one off opportunity which is still dubious and actively seeking it

I think you're being very hypocritical wink wink

To quote yourself … you’d know "

I would know.

You've never risked you're livelihood nor being prosecuted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist.

Indeed there’s a subtle difference between a one off opportunity which is still dubious and actively seeking it

I think you're being very hypocritical wink wink

To quote yourself … you’d know

I would know.

You've never risked you're livelihood nor being prosecuted?

"

Your*

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!

Lmao yes it does maybe Tesco/Amazon/Hermes etc should have an optional “if you fancy the driver and he has a certain badge or summat then tick this box for sexy interactions”. Feck we might be onto summat Reggi, get a patent on this quickly

So a bit like dial a drink….. only it’s dial a dick?

Erm no but yes but no… lol when you order it could be like… “do you want fries with that” (only if the delivery person (could be female after all) is open to it… should we have this on more professions???? All professions… I may have taken this too far…

Do you think?

I always think (see thinking thread lol) … I like to think… that on this site we can think… explore… share… discuss… all with humour and respect. I dinna mind a bit of cheek fae you… star bar always ready and a nuii in the freezer lol xxx "

I saw the thinking thread, hence my answer.

I’m never cheeky to you I’ll come over for my star bar tomorrow x

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist.

Indeed there’s a subtle difference between a one off opportunity which is still dubious and actively seeking it

I think you're being very hypocritical wink wink

To quote yourself … you’d know

I would know.

You've never risked you're livelihood nor being prosecuted?

Your* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty delivery driver but I’m having fun on my routes surely not a bad thing ? My boss told me to make sure the costumers are happy "

I think your boss is probably meaning don't drop the parcels or leave them where the dog can chomp his way through them and be on time. Coming on to customers is unlikely to make them happy and could get you some very negative reviews. Almost every delivery I get these days asks for feedback on the delivery driver. Depends how long you want to be doing the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your choice but seriously??? Nope!!! Fantasy should sometimes stay that way. Your livelihood is at risk as well as being prosecuted. You’re implying it’s regular … it’s a minefield, do I want my Amazon delivery diver being suggestive - NAW. Don’t mean to shit on your post OP, as a fantasy it’s fine but in reality… just NAW

A deliver diver, Red? That’s a whole new meaning!

Lmao yes it does maybe Tesco/Amazon/Hermes etc should have an optional “if you fancy the driver and he has a certain badge or summat then tick this box for sexy interactions”. Feck we might be onto summat Reggi, get a patent on this quickly

So a bit like dial a drink….. only it’s dial a dick?

Erm no but yes but no… lol when you order it could be like… “do you want fries with that” (only if the delivery person (could be female after all) is open to it… should we have this on more professions???? All professions… I may have taken this too far…

Do you think?

I always think (see thinking thread lol) … I like to think… that on this site we can think… explore… share… discuss… all with humour and respect. I dinna mind a bit of cheek fae you… star bar always ready and a nuii in the freezer lol xxx

I saw the thinking thread, hence my answer.

I’m never cheeky to you I’ll come over for my star bar tomorrow x"

Oooer I like a wee bit o cheek star bars and nuiis are ready anytime I think…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a few opportunities/ come ons when I had a job visiting people in their homes for insurance purposes. One couple are particularly blatant about what they wanted. It was tough but I always managed to resist.

Indeed there’s a subtle difference between a one off opportunity which is still dubious and actively seeking it

I think you're being very hypocritical wink wink

To quote yourself … you’d know "
ignore flirty, we know the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op definitely not my thing but each to they own

When I ham have something delivered all that’s on my mind is

Is my delivery in one peace will it be delivered at a reasonable time to the right door

And when it comes the only thing I am thinking is opening it and trying it on not shaging the delivery driver

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