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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone became aroused at an inappropriate time? I was at a hot stone massage yesterday and when she was doing my inner thighs I started to get hard! I then had to turn over sporting said hard on which was so embarrassing! She did reassure me that it wasn’t the first time that had happened and I shouldn’t worry about it but needless to say I was very red faced

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Anyone became aroused at an inappropriate time? I was at a hot stone massage yesterday and when she was doing my inner thighs I started to get hard! I then had to turn over sporting said hard on which was so embarrassing! She did reassure me that it wasn’t the first time that had happened and I shouldn’t worry about it but needless to say I was very red faced "

Shame you never had a happy ending .

I’m sure most guys have had embarrassing moments the last one I can share was at of all things a funeral . Why do some ladies look so sexy in black .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone became aroused at an inappropriate time? I was at a hot stone massage yesterday and when she was doing my inner thighs I started to get hard! I then had to turn over sporting said hard on which was so embarrassing! She did reassure me that it wasn’t the first time that had happened and I shouldn’t worry about it but needless to say I was very red faced

Shame you never had a happy ending .

I’m sure most guys have had embarrassing moments the last one I can share was at of all things a funeral . Why do some ladies look so sexy in black . "

You just made me think of Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers

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By *erryandjuneCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Most times when we go into Ann Summers for a browse. Maybe it's appropriate for the location!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea.. whilst browsing the veg aisle in asda.. i got turned on with the new snack pack cucumbers they sell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone became aroused at an inappropriate time? I was at a hot stone massage yesterday and when she was doing my inner thighs I started to get hard! I then had to turn over sporting said hard on which was so embarrassing! She did reassure me that it wasn’t the first time that had happened and I shouldn’t worry about it but needless to say I was very red faced

Shame you never had a happy ending .

I’m sure most guys have had embarrassing moments the last one I can share was at of all things a funeral . Why do some ladies look so sexy in black . "
lol steph

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Most times when we go into Ann Summers for a browse. Maybe it's appropriate for the location!"

It’s probably very common I know I do .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me last week. Sitting waiting, for bloody ages, in the docs surgery. Opened up my fab, one of the messages, yes one of can you believe that , was a reply from a girl I’ve been speaking to for some time telling me about what she likes.

Name then called, had to carefully shimmy over to the corridor with my Mr Dangle no longer dangling in his usual relaxed form…

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I had a hyp no therapy (it won’t let me post that word unless there’s spaces) session the other day. First time I’ve tried it. It all went wrong when they told me to imagine a happy place Then it snowballed when they said do whatever you want in the happy place to make it exactly the way you want it. At the end I had to lie and make up what I thought of when they asked me.

Pixie

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes, whilst getting an x-ray.

The nurse kept touching my lower back, thighs-to get me in the right position.

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


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I’m sure most guys have had embarrassing moments the last one I can share was at of all things a funeral . Why do some ladies look so sexy in black . "

At a funeral at Masonhill Crem a few years back. It was a very well attended farewell. All pews were taken and everyone else had to cram in round the sides. A fifty something scoircher was stood in front of me. She was in a black jacket and short black dress. A wee black hat cocked on her head. At the start of the service she backed gently into me. I backed away, being polite and trying to make more room for her. Then she stepped back and did it again. Her butt twiching gently but persuasively against my groin. I boned up. Throughout the service she laid her butt against my erection any number of times, sometimes just a light brush, sometimes a wee grind and sometimes flexing her soft lower buttocks against my cock and twitching it. I could feel her buttocks on either side of my cock, so I reckoned it was a thong she was wearing or she was commando. I think it is a sure bet they were stockings she was wearing too. It was insane. I lost her in the line for the collection and handshake.

I have absolutely no doubt it was completely deliberate on her part, a bit of teasing, horny fun at a funeral. It sure lightened up the proceedings.

On the drive back home I had to pull over in a quiet spot after Muirkirk for a bit of relief.

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