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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were arrested by the police and taken away with no explanation. What would your friends think you were most likely to have done???

Play nice lovelies, brownie points for originality and funniest suggestions

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Murdered the chef for burning my steak. I shouldn't be allowed a steak knife in a situation like this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Murdered the chef for burning my steak. I shouldn't be allowed a steak knife in a situation like this."

Hahaha this actually happened to me last week (an over cooked steak) I didn’t kill the chef but now thinking I should have, it’s a horrendous thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played with some huuuuuuuge boobies... in public....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Played with some huuuuuuuge boobies... in public.... "

You can get arrested for that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence "

There would be a LIST lol, would they also have a whip round for bail money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played with some huuuuuuuge boobies... in public....

You can get arrested for that!!!! "
indecent exposure lol or only if u objected but you didnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence

There would be a LIST lol, would they also have a whip round for bail money "

Knowing those bastards it would be a whip round at the bar for themselves Id just be sitting waiting to get let out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Played with some huuuuuuuge boobies... in public....

You can get arrested for that!!!! indecent exposure lol or only if u objected but you didnt "

They also need to catch you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence

There would be a LIST lol, would they also have a whip round for bail money

Knowing those bastards it would be a whip round at the bar for themselves Id just be sitting waiting to get let out "

I hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played with some huuuuuuuge boobies... in public....

You can get arrested for that!!!! indecent exposure lol or only if u objected but you didnt

They also need to catch you "
true.... re-run?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Played with some huuuuuuuge boobies... in public....

You can get arrested for that!!!! indecent exposure lol or only if u objected but you didnt

They also need to catch you true.... re-run? "

The thought is titivating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played with some huuuuuuuge boobies... in public....

You can get arrested for that!!!! indecent exposure lol or only if u objected but you didnt

They also need to catch you true.... re-run?

The thought is titivating "
i think so too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to my wedding in the back of a police van so they'd probably just think I needed a lift

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Loitering with intent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to my wedding in the back of a police van so they'd probably just think I needed a lift "

Hahaha that’s a very unusual (something blue) for the wedding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loitering with intent. "

Ucht you’d still look cool

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote


"Loitering with intent. "

Nice lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to my wedding in the back of a police van so they'd probably just think I needed a lift

Hahaha that’s a very unusual (something blue) for the wedding "

Wedding car broke down on the M8 so flagged them down for a lift

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to my wedding in the back of a police van so they'd probably just think I needed a lift

Hahaha that’s a very unusual (something blue) for the wedding

Wedding car broke down on the M8 so flagged them down for a lift "

That a great story, well done to the boys in blue too

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Impersonating a meringue or one of those old funny doll things folk used to hide their spare loo rolls under .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Impersonating a meringue or one of those old funny doll things folk used to hide their spare loo rolls under . "

LOL!!! Wrongful arrest Steph!!! I’ll be your alibi

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Accessory to my abductors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors"

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills… "

Then you'd get taken 2!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

Then you'd get taken 2! "

I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Loitering with intent.

Nice lollipop "

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

They would probably think I had abducted the poor copper and phone the station to make sure he was ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

Then you'd get taken 2!

I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! "
lol well done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They would probably think I had abducted the poor copper and phone the station to make sure he was ok "

Is that not a fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

Then you'd get taken 2!

I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done! "

*takes a bow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

Then you'd get taken 2!

I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!

*takes a bow lol "
see when yer down there.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

Then you'd get taken 2!

I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!

*takes a bow lol see when yer down there..... "

Polish ma shoes

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"They would probably think I had abducted the poor copper and phone the station to make sure he was ok

Is that not a fantasy "

Maybees aye. Maybees naw. Of I'm on the cocktails it could very well be a reality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They would probably think I had abducted the poor copper and phone the station to make sure he was ok

Is that not a fantasy

Maybees aye. Maybees naw. Of I'm on the cocktails it could very well be a reality "

An arresting thought

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By *haifuarMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

Sabotaged a hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

Then you'd get taken 2!

I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!

*takes a bow lol see when yer down there.....

Polish ma shoes "
nawww .. i dropped a 5p...can ye have a wee look for it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than likely speeding tbh or it’s my birthday and someone’s arranged a cheeky wee fantasy hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sabotaged a hunt "

Erm… what were you hunting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Accessory to my abductors

Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…

Then you'd get taken 2!

I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!

*takes a bow lol see when yer down there.....

Polish ma shoes nawww .. i dropped a 5p...can ye have a wee look for it.. "

Do ye mean a shilling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More than likely speeding tbh or it’s my birthday and someone’s arranged a cheeky wee fantasy hahah "

Ohhh what about both???

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Dunno about arrested but the rumours in work when I broke my heel was caused by jumping out a ladies window cause her man appeared home early 1 night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dunno about arrested but the rumours in work when I broke my heel was caused by jumping out a ladies window cause her man appeared home early 1 night "

You didn't want him to join in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aiding and abetting a "bear" faced pickpocket.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Aiding and abetting a "bear" faced pickpocket. "

Were you trying to snatch honeypots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aiding and abetting a "bear" faced pickpocket. "

It’s a dogs life sometimes

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