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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Nr St Andrews

However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax. "

That your fetish?

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Nr St Andrews


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.

That your fetish? "

Na, you met my Auntie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.

That your fetish?

Na, you met my Auntie? "

Nope, met your mum a few times though

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.

That your fetish?

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though "

Oooft!

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Nr St Andrews


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.

That your fetish?

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though "

Yeah, she said. I see she didn’t leave you a verification? Telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though

Yeah, she said. I see she didn’t leave you a verification? Telling "

yeah that’s understandable though. She was rattled that rough she’s been finding it quite difficult to spell ever since. Poor toot

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Nr St Andrews


"

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though

Yeah, she said. I see she didn’t leave you a verification? Telling

yeah that’s understandable though. She was rattled that rough she’s been finding it quite difficult to spell ever since. Poor toot "

If you’ve broken her hip again Dad is gonna be pure raging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though

Yeah, she said. I see she didn’t leave you a verification? Telling

yeah that’s understandable though. She was rattled that rough she’s been finding it quite difficult to spell ever since. Poor toot

If you’ve broken her hip again Dad is gonna be pure raging!"

ok ok, that made me laugh.

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Nr St Andrews


"

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though

Yeah, she said. I see she didn’t leave you a verification? Telling

yeah that’s understandable though. She was rattled that rough she’s been finding it quite difficult to spell ever since. Poor toot

If you’ve broken her hip again Dad is gonna be pure raging!

ok ok, that made me laugh. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.

That your fetish?

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though

Yeah, she said. I see she didn’t leave you a verification? Telling "

Check your dads profile, he left a veri for "Fab straight" Boyofwonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Check your dads profile, he left a veri for "Fab straight" Boyofwonder. "

Now now, don’t be salty just because I refused your offer of a dark room deep throat tongue flicky

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Haha check you lot flirting!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though

Yeah, she said. I see she didn’t leave you a verification? Telling

yeah that’s understandable though. She was rattled that rough she’s been finding it quite difficult to spell ever since. Poor toot

If you’ve broken her hip again Dad is gonna be pure raging!"

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By *uriojohn OP   Man
over a year ago

Nr St Andrews


"

Check your dads profile, he left a veri for "Fab straight" Boyofwonder.

Now now, don’t be salty just because I refused your offer of a dark room deep throat tongue flicky "

Ohhhhhh, get a room will ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax. "

Charity begins at home

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.

Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.

That your fetish?

Na, you met my Auntie?

Nope, met your mum a few times though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Check your dads profile, he left a veri for "Fab straight" Boyofwonder.

Now now, don’t be salty just because I refused your offer of a dark room deep throat tongue flicky "

I appologies, never realised you wanted the light left on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Check your dads profile, he left a veri for "Fab straight" Boyofwonder.

Now now, don’t be salty just because I refused your offer of a dark room deep throat tongue flicky I appologies, never realised you wanted the light left on. "

A head torch would be required to navigate the mighty crevice and ensure no hidden surprises !! Safety first always wear the appropriate PPE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying in bed with the wife I looked in her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery."

"Because I'm worth millions to you?" she said.

"No" I said "I wish you'd fucking roll over."

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Loving the banter.

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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Laying in bed with the wife I looked in her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery."

"Because I'm worth millions to you?" she said.

"No" I said "I wish you'd fucking roll over.""

Pmsl trust you, now I have a guaranteed way to get Lass to provide me with a swollen eye and best part I don't even have to work for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laying in bed with the wife I looked in her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery."

"Because I'm worth millions to you?" she said.

"No" I said "I wish you'd fucking roll over."

Pmsl trust you, now I have a guaranteed way to get Lass to provide me with a swollen eye and best part I don't even have to work for it "

Hahaha well at least you wouldn’t be the only one sporting a keeker after this weekend

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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Laying in bed with the wife I looked in her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery."

"Because I'm worth millions to you?" she said.

"No" I said "I wish you'd fucking roll over."

Pmsl trust you, now I have a guaranteed way to get Lass to provide me with a swollen eye and best part I don't even have to work for it

Hahaha well at least you wouldn’t be the only one sporting a keeker after this weekend "

Very true

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