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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I once met a woman who's house was full of Chucky dolls and pictures freaked me the the fuck out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha "

Evey time I looked around I could feel his wee beadie eyes looking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way back myself and husband went to a cpls house that we had been chatting too for a few days.arranged to meet at their house .turned up guy led us into the living room to discover the wife sat watching eastenders with no clue who or why we were there.turns out the guy was pretending to be the female online.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Way back myself and husband went to a cpls house that we had been chatting too for a few days.arranged to meet at their house .turned up guy led us into the living room to discover the wife sat watching eastenders with no clue who or why we were there.turns out the guy was pretending to be the female online. "

Dum Dum Dum Dumdum dum dumdumdumdummmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha

Evey time I looked around I could feel his wee beadie eyes looking at me "
maybe they were voyeuristic chuckies! I'd have been out of there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha

Evey time I looked around I could feel his wee beadie eyes looking at me maybe they were voyeuristic chuckies! I'd have been out of there "

I never went back that was for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Way back myself and husband went to a cpls house that we had been chatting too for a few days.arranged to meet at their house .turned up guy led us into the living room to discover the wife sat watching eastenders with no clue who or why we were there.turns out the guy was pretending to be the female online. "

How did that play out in his head ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think he thought the wife would just go along with it.she wS on the site but he just didn't tell her we were coming .

Long story short they decided to have an argument she was saying..in front of us he promised her a night out lol so I suggested there's a pub across the road why don't we go there.que half hr in pub we both slip out the door n leave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think he thought the wife would just go along with it.she wS on the site but he just didn't tell her we were coming .

Long story short they decided to have an argument she was saying..in front of us he promised her a night out lol so I suggested there's a pub across the road why don't we go there.que half hr in pub we both slip out the door n leave."

That's mental I'd take Chucky over that all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think he thought the wife would just go along with it.she wS on the site but he just didn't tell her we were coming .

Long story short they decided to have an argument she was saying..in front of us he promised her a night out lol so I suggested there's a pub across the road why don't we go there.que half hr in pub we both slip out the door n leave."
haha nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had the utter cheek to message the next day saying how great it was to meet we should do it again

Some folk are just plain mental.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He had the utter cheek to message the next day saying how great it was to meet we should do it again

Some folk are just plain mental."

Yeah some people are just no right in the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would freak me out. Dolls are just creepy, especially Chucky. I'd be off and away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't know what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The social meet where he told me in mind numbing detail all about his Power Ranger sword collection, and how he chose not to see his kids so he didn't pay maintenance, which meant he could afford more Power Rangers memorabilia, and which Power Ranger was the best blah blah blah.

I don't like waste so as soon as my coffee and cake was done I made my excuses and mighty morphed my way out of there!

And the one where I turned up to meet a couple and recognised the guy as a "single" guy I'd met several times previously. She'd sent me his brothers pictures because she thought he was more attractive, she didn't know he had a single profile and was meeting behind her back...it was all very Jeremy Kyle. I left that one sharpish too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The social meet where he told me in mind numbing detail all about his Power Ranger sword collection, and how he chose not to see his kids so he didn't pay maintenance, which meant he could afford more Power Rangers memorabilia, and which Power Ranger was the best blah blah blah.

I don't like waste so as soon as my coffee and cake was done I made my excuses and mighty morphed my way out of there!

And the one where I turned up to meet a couple and recognised the guy as a "single" guy I'd met several times previously. She'd sent me his brothers pictures because she thought he was more attractive, she didn't know he had a single profile and was meeting behind her back...it was all very Jeremy Kyle. I left that one sharpish too. "

How old was he ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The social meet where he told me in mind numbing detail all about his Power Ranger sword collection, and how he chose not to see his kids so he didn't pay maintenance, which meant he could afford more Power Rangers memorabilia, and which Power Ranger was the best blah blah blah.

I don't like waste so as soon as my coffee and cake was done I made my excuses and mighty morphed my way out of there!

And the one where I turned up to meet a couple and recognised the guy as a "single" guy I'd met several times previously. She'd sent me his brothers pictures because she thought he was more attractive, she didn't know he had a single profile and was meeting behind her back...it was all very Jeremy Kyle. I left that one sharpish too.

How old was he ?"

Late 30's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The social meet where he told me in mind numbing detail all about his Power Ranger sword collection, and how he chose not to see his kids so he didn't pay maintenance, which meant he could afford more Power Rangers memorabilia, and which Power Ranger was the best blah blah blah.

I don't like waste so as soon as my coffee and cake was done I made my excuses and mighty morphed my way out of there!

And the one where I turned up to meet a couple and recognised the guy as a "single" guy I'd met several times previously. She'd sent me his brothers pictures because she thought he was more attractive, she didn't know he had a single profile and was meeting behind her back...it was all very Jeremy Kyle. I left that one sharpish too.

How old was he ?

Late 30's "

So mental note to self don't talk about your toy collection at meets unless the vibrate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The social meet where he told me in mind numbing detail all about his Power Ranger sword collection, and how he chose not to see his kids so he didn't pay maintenance, which meant he could afford more Power Rangers memorabilia, and which Power Ranger was the best blah blah blah.

I don't like waste so as soon as my coffee and cake was done I made my excuses and mighty morphed my way out of there!

And the one where I turned up to meet a couple and recognised the guy as a "single" guy I'd met several times previously. She'd sent me his brothers pictures because she thought he was more attractive, she didn't know he had a single profile and was meeting behind her back...it was all very Jeremy Kyle. I left that one sharpish too.

How old was he ?

Late 30's

So mental note to self don't talk about your toy collection at meets unless the vibrate ? "

Lol I'm a Marvel geek, I'm happy to chat about everything except sex but when his plastic sword is the only thing he could talk of there was an issue.

I was scared he would come back from the loo in his all in one red suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The social meet where he told me in mind numbing detail all about his Power Ranger sword collection, and how he chose not to see his kids so he didn't pay maintenance, which meant he could afford more Power Rangers memorabilia, and which Power Ranger was the best blah blah blah.

I don't like waste so as soon as my coffee and cake was done I made my excuses and mighty morphed my way out of there!

And the one where I turned up to meet a couple and recognised the guy as a "single" guy I'd met several times previously. She'd sent me his brothers pictures because she thought he was more attractive, she didn't know he had a single profile and was meeting behind her back...it was all very Jeremy Kyle. I left that one sharpish too.

How old was he ?

Late 30's

So mental note to self don't talk about your toy collection at meets unless the vibrate ?

Lol I'm a Marvel geek, I'm happy to chat about everything except sex but when his plastic sword is the only thing he could talk of there was an issue.

I was scared he would come back from the loo in his all in one red suit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a woman's house in the woods years ago, it was so remote we met at a petrol station and I had to follow her back. The roads were getting narrower and narrower, on arrival , the first thing I thought of was the wee cottage from the film Dog Soldiers, I was crapping myself lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The social meet where he told me in mind numbing detail all about his Power Ranger sword collection, and how he chose not to see his kids so he didn't pay maintenance, which meant he could afford more Power Rangers memorabilia, and which Power Ranger was the best blah blah blah.

I don't like waste so as soon as my coffee and cake was done I made my excuses and mighty morphed my way out of there!

And the one where I turned up to meet a couple and recognised the guy as a "single" guy I'd met several times previously. She'd sent me his brothers pictures because she thought he was more attractive, she didn't know he had a single profile and was meeting behind her back...it was all very Jeremy Kyle. I left that one sharpish too.

How old was he ?

Late 30's

So mental note to self don't talk about your toy collection at meets unless the vibrate ?

Lol I'm a Marvel geek, I'm happy to chat about everything except sex but when his plastic sword is the only thing he could talk of there was an issue.

I was scared he would come back from the loo in his all in one red suit "

that made me giggle

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky


"Went to a woman's house in the woods years ago, it was so remote we met at a petrol station and I had to follow her back. The roads were getting narrower and narrower, on arrival , the first thing I thought of was the wee cottage from the film Dog Soldiers, I was crapping myself lol. "
great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a woman's house in the woods years ago, it was so remote we met at a petrol station and I had to follow her back. The roads were getting narrower and narrower, on arrival , the first thing I thought of was the wee cottage from the film Dog Soldiers, I was crapping myself lol. great film "

Yeah I've seen too many horror films to feel comfortable in that scenario lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a woman's house in the woods years ago, it was so remote we met at a petrol station and I had to follow her back. The roads were getting narrower and narrower, on arrival , the first thing I thought of was the wee cottage from the film Dog Soldiers, I was crapping myself lol. great film "

It was but when she mentioned dinner , it wasn't what I expected lol.

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By *eardedDadBodMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Was this in Ardrossan/Salcoats area by any chance?

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By *lasgow rooferMan
over a year ago

Baillieston

Wasn't a female from this site but after we went to bed I noticed 3 urns on top of her wardrobe her mum dad and brother lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you did aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an ideal meet , had a booty call from someone I was chatting to on a dating site and got the invite over , and all was good until she dropped the bombshell that's she's not long got back with her ex and he's out for the weekend so this was her last fling .we'll this was a Sunday night and he was due back Monday afternoon, but at 5am he turns up and I had to hide for 4hours in wardrobe in her kids room , one of my worst days ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol had similiar turned up guy took me in to lounge women’s sitting watching tv

Turned round goes oh not again she then stood up said drop your trousers I’ll make you cum then he will be happy

Made my excuses and left was very weird

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

We were meeting a guy for MFM. We'd met for a social first as normal (highly recommended) and we all got on. S liked him, good looking ,funny etc. So we're at his place and we're having fun. They were kissing then he was giving S oral when S pulled his boxers done and there was nothing there! Nothing!! Poor guy had virtually a small mound to pee from. We felt terrible for him but we left very quickly. If he'd said beforehand maybe we could've arranged something. That's why we ask for pics before meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I was scared he would come back from the loo in his all in one red suit "

well that’s just silly !!! EVERYONE knows the blue power ranger is the best one

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"We were meeting a guy for MFM. We'd met for a social first as normal (highly recommended) and we all got on. S liked him, good looking ,funny etc. So we're at his place and we're having fun. They were kissing then he was giving S oral when S pulled his boxers done and there was nothing there! Nothing!! Poor guy had virtually a small mound to pee from. We felt terrible for him but we left very quickly. If he'd said beforehand maybe we could've arranged something. That's why we ask for pics before meeting. "

Are you saying he didn't have a penis??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were meeting a guy for MFM. We'd met for a social first as normal (highly recommended) and we all got on. S liked him, good looking ,funny etc. So we're at his place and we're having fun. They were kissing then he was giving S oral when S pulled his boxers done and there was nothing there! Nothing!! Poor guy had virtually a small mound to pee from. We felt terrible for him but we left very quickly. If he'd said beforehand maybe we could've arranged something. That's why we ask for pics before meeting.

Are you saying he didn't have a penis??"

Or just a micro penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear to god I could list them.

The worst was in Aberdeen, had met previously for a social and it went well. Was invited round for a play.

Usual happens, kissing and touching etc. She spent ages giving me oral and asked to be bent over and taken from behind. She puts the condom on me, round I goes, she bends over and I look down to slide in and floof! She’s got black hair all up her arsecrack, some about an inch long and various ones has little white tips. Some were wet too, know that way wet dog hair matts together? Like that. Then the pong hit my nostrils, swear to god Iv never seen an erection disappear so quickly. I just couldn’t hide the disgust, I tried to pretend I’d forgotten I had to work made my excuses and GTF out.

She texts me a few days later asking me round again saying she had ‘shaven’ which only made it worse as that told me she already knew about the tail.

Such a nice person too but it’s the first and only time I’ve had a bj from a Faun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear to god I could list them.

The worst was in Aberdeen, had met previously for a social and it went well. Was invited round for a play.

Usual happens, kissing and touching etc. She spent ages giving me oral and asked to be bent over and taken from behind. She puts the condom on me, round I goes, she bends over and I look down to slide in and floof! She’s got black hair all up her arsecrack, some about an inch long and various ones has little white tips. Some were wet too, know that way wet dog hair matts together? Like that. Then the pong hit my nostrils, swear to god Iv never seen an erection disappear so quickly. I just couldn’t hide the disgust, I tried to pretend I’d forgotten I had to work made my excuses and GTF out.

She texts me a few days later asking me round again saying she had ‘shaven’ which only made it worse as that told me she already knew about the tail.

Such a nice person too but it’s the first and only time I’ve had a bj from a Faun."

I'm decked laughing! At this. Are you sure it was a female and not some genetically enhanced skunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bad I want to know what the pong was?

Was that like wet dog too or should I save my delicate brain and not imagine any more?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I swear to god I could list them.

The worst was in Aberdeen, had met previously for a social and it went well. Was invited round for a play.

Usual happens, kissing and touching etc. She spent ages giving me oral and asked to be bent over and taken from behind. She puts the condom on me, round I goes, she bends over and I look down to slide in and floof! She’s got black hair all up her arsecrack, some about an inch long and various ones has little white tips. Some were wet too, know that way wet dog hair matts together? Like that. Then the pong hit my nostrils, swear to god Iv never seen an erection disappear so quickly. I just couldn’t hide the disgust, I tried to pretend I’d forgotten I had to work made my excuses and GTF out.

She texts me a few days later asking me round again saying she had ‘shaven’ which only made it worse as that told me she already knew about the tail.

Such a nice person too but it’s the first and only time I’ve had a bj from a Faun."

The poor lass! Some things are best kept schtum, ya wee tell-tail, you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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The poor lass! Some things are best kept schtum, ya wee tell-tail, you!"

This is the exact kind of story the thread is ‘fur’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it bad I want to know what the pong was?

Was that like wet dog too or should I save my delicate brain and not imagine any more? "

Buy me a coffee Holly and il tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm decked laughing! At this. Are you sure it was a female and not some genetically enhanced skunk? "

You know the worst was she was so nice too. Married off now,

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


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The poor lass! Some things are best kept schtum, ya wee tell-tail, you!

This is the exact kind of story the thread is ‘fur’ "

Bold craic! Just the way it should be.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear to god I could list them.

The worst was in Aberdeen, had met previously for a social and it went well. Was invited round for a play.

Usual happens, kissing and touching etc. She spent ages giving me oral and asked to be bent over and taken from behind. She puts the condom on me, round I goes, she bends over and I look down to slide in and floof! She’s got black hair all up her arsecrack, some about an inch long and various ones has little white tips. Some were wet too, know that way wet dog hair matts together? Like that. Then the pong hit my nostrils, swear to god Iv never seen an erection disappear so quickly. I just couldn’t hide the disgust, I tried to pretend I’d forgotten I had to work made my excuses and GTF out.

She texts me a few days later asking me round again saying she had ‘shaven’ which only made it worse as that told me she already knew about the tail.

Such a nice person too but it’s the first and only time I’ve had a bj from a Faun."

OMFG that really made me laugh out loud!

I've a strong sense of smell so any unpleasant whiff would automatically switch me off - never mind any added visual!

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By *ariemike11Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Halitosis social meet we toughed it out then waved goodbye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Halitosis social meet we toughed it out then waved goodbye.

"

I think we met the same couple lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Halitosis social meet we toughed it out then waved goodbye.

"

Oh… stinky!

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