FabSwingers.com forum: Im sure that Barber had an erection

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Did he comb over you?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Did he comb over you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you go in seeking a Fringe With Benefits?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Did ya get a cut round the back ?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Offer to blow you dry?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Did he pump ya up on the chair ?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Did he straighten out your kinks with his special frozen gel?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did he offer to push your stool in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youl go back for more once you Mullet over…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see we have the comedians in tonight,

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I see we have the comedians in tonight,

Try the veal!

We're here a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see we have the comedians in tonight,

All forum posts are subject-able to jokes. It’s in the sites Perms and Conditions..

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I see we have the comedians in tonight,

All forum posts are subject-able to jokes. It’s in the sites Perms and Conditions.. "

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Always good to have some Banter with you're fab mates

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Did they offer you an OAP dicksout?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Did they offer you an OAP dicksout?"

OAP ?

Oral

Anal

Penetration

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did he try to stiff you, when asked how much!?!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I see we have the comedians in tonight,

You're right, Dyna. This has descended into jokes and pisstakes. I hope you're not too shaken up by your ordeal. It's barberic behaviour.

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By *avid1Man
over a year ago

Dubai

Something for the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he offer to push your stool in?

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Guys…. You just made my day! Wonderful punage

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By *AC Man 100Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

did you ask for a cut and blow dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're is all the sympathy, it could have escalated

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did he ask if you like it quite long at the back?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Just as a matter of interest...

Was his name Toni? ..

He usually does the Perms..

Pump & Curl.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

What style did you get?

A cumover?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Semi- wave ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Maybe he thought you wanted a quickly and a haircut .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these comments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I m shock were is my support

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I m shock were is my support

Didn’t know you used a support .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I m shock were is my support

Maybe it’s behind the sofa .

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"I m shock were is my support

CumJizz Hair Gel support for Bi Men.

" is it likely,is it Spikey"

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Once he'd pumped up your chair, and finished your cut, did offer you a hand to get you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once he'd pumped up your chair, and finished your cut, did offer you a hand to get you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/08/21 20:19:57]

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It was just the barber's pole. Nothing to see here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab straighteners at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve often thought this ….. do what I do and tuck your arms in rather than put on the arms of the chair. Sweat it out . Only there for 10 minutes . I just shave myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am absolutely buckelt laughing here, you guys have cracked me up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been assaulted and everyone is laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been assaulted and everyone is laughing

Not our fault you went to Toni and Bi hairdressers

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I've been assaulted and everyone is laughing

Aye, your assault is being brushed over.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Anyway, what do you expect going into a shop called 'sweeneys toddger'..?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

You were that desperate you would have snagged a Barbers floor..

"Blo n Go" sponsored by Vidal Cumsosoon.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Bi orgy haircut?

3 on Top

2 at the sides,

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Question is, are you going back next month?

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Question is, are you going back next month?

He asked for a loyalty card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he had something in his pocket or he was just pleased to see you!

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Question is, are you going back next month?

Just whenever he can fit him in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe he had something in his pocket or he was just pleased to see you!

x"
Of course he was pleased to see me

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Question is, are you going back next month?

Without a doubt. His day of messy cumbacks is just the beginning. Next time it'll be shirt, back and sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he had something in his pocket or he was just pleased to see you!

xOf course he was pleased to see me

Hope you were flattered

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

I know it's all a lot of shite.

BUT

Great Post OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

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At least he can't get you pregnant, I heard he'd had the snip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot win the internet today

Best thread on fab this week haha

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Your lucky he never asked you out on a date , you wouldn't have had an excuse to say no lol

Washing my hair !!

Oh never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes OP It's been a good thread , can't wait to see the highlights later.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

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Auch he was only giving you a wee tease

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

"I've been assaulted and everyone is laughing

That would have been his ass on your elbow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I could be suffering from pms and nobody cares

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

This post is hilarious.

Sorry OP

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I could be suffering from pms and nobody cares

Oh, stop pleating on about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could be suffering from pms and nobody cares

Oh, stop pleating on about it

Ooh that's a cut above the rest So far.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

This thread has gone too far.

Just cut it.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"This thread has gone too far.

Just cut it.

Maybe there should be a pole ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has gone too far.

Just cut it.

Jeezo

Keep yer hair on FFS !!

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Listen there is always 2 sides to every partin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may be traumatised but at least your experience gave you a funny (pony) tail to tell.

I'm sure the damage won't be perm-anent. Don't wig out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have toupee?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

He was likely just reseeding his man-garden with your fiddler's elbow.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Probably was a quiet shift for him and you were the mane attraction. If you had a toupee he may well have pulled it off.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

No more puns or he's gonna get 'snippy' again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will dread lock to think what he will get next time

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I will dread lock to think what he will get next time"

After his close shave he'll probably visit a barber from Turkey for a wee gobble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will dread lock to think what he will get next time

After his close shave he'll probably visit a barber from Turkey for a wee gobble. "

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

The more I read this. I think the barber planned it all.

OP your barber has been grooming you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he wanted to clash toungs with you too.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"The more I read this. I think the barber planned it all.

OP your barber has been grooming you!

Dyna would be a big scalp, right enough! He'll probably give that suggestion the elbow aswell, though; just as he's conditioned to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very very Witty

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Question is, are you going back next month?

Just whenever he can fit him in.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

I'm not particularly sure why ya didn't ask some of the TV/Ts on Fab.

They could have worn a wee mini skirt and gave ya a Greyhound Haircut.

Ya know...An inch below the Hair.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

So, you wanted it longer on the top and shaved at the back.

Did he ask you how far up would you like it at the back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barber was a dwarf, he made it short up the backside.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

"Not in my usual barbers today, wanted a quick haircut, im pretty sure the second time he brushed against my elbow, that wasn't a hairbrush

Bit of a role reversal there. Should it not have been you giving the barber a tip??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, if the barber planned it all then fair play to him..

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

These comments haha. I’ve been there and done that, fucked my barber. His was most definitely a hard on brushing close to me as he did my hair. He was a shit fuck though and now going for haircuts is abit awkward haha.

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