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What do you think makes a good profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can they be too long, can they be too short, what do think makes a good profile, I completely deleted mine today in a mad minute, so im going to have to start again

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Make it funny.

Write what you would like. Not too long.

Not too many dos and donts. But be clear if there are things you feel strongly about.

Tell the truth. You’ll be found out if you are shorter, older etc

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience "
Touche!!!

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Mine is too long, too wordy and boring.... folk don't want to read War and Peace.... fine with me

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Ive actually just trimmed mines down a little.....

I once had nothing on it but "im more than likely not interested, so fuck off"

Still got fancy a fuck messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience "

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

I've never written a decent profile in all the years of being here.

It's never held me back.

Sometimes less is more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age height body type picture.

All most want to know

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

Lots of pics as nobody reads anything on it anyway

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

If ya want a wee tip...

It's worth mentioning you have excess boxes of varied flavours of Popcorn and ya love a night at the Bingo.

Trust me...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If ya want a wee tip...

It's worth mentioning you have excess boxes of varied flavours of Popcorn and ya love a night at the Bingo.

Trust me...

"

I’d a wee giggle to myself passing the popcorn in Aldi earlier.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Individuality & Humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ya want a wee tip...

It's worth mentioning you have excess boxes of varied flavours of Popcorn and ya love a night at the Bingo.

Trust me...

I’d a wee giggle to myself passing the popcorn in Aldi earlier. "

Who did you pass it to ya wee perv

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Individuality & Humour "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im going to sleep on it tonight

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Im going to sleep on it tonight "

Yer bed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im going to sleep on it tonight

Yer bed ?"
Ma profile bud

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If ya want a wee tip...

It's worth mentioning you have excess boxes of varied flavours of Popcorn and ya love a night at the Bingo.

Trust me...

I’d a wee giggle to myself passing the popcorn in Aldi earlier.

Who did you pass it to ya wee perv "

I have to protect that persons identity. Surely you understand?

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"If ya want a wee tip...

It's worth mentioning you have excess boxes of varied flavours of Popcorn and ya love a night at the Bingo.

Trust me...

I’d a wee giggle to myself passing the popcorn in Aldi earlier.

Who did you pass it to ya wee perv

I have to protect that persons identity. Surely you understand? "

Was it a “pass me the popcorn and I will pass you a pineapple” moment

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Nods head.....

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If ya want a wee tip...

It's worth mentioning you have excess boxes of varied flavours of Popcorn and ya love a night at the Bingo.

Trust me...

I’d a wee giggle to myself passing the popcorn in Aldi earlier.

Who did you pass it to ya wee perv

I have to protect that persons identity. Surely you understand?

Was it a “pass me the popcorn and I will pass you a pineapple” moment "

There were no pineapples involved. But, I carried a watermelon….and some bananas!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"

There were no pineapples involved. But, I carried a watermelon….and some bananas!"

Pervert!! X

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"

There were no pineapples involved. But, I carried a watermelon….and some bananas!

Pervert!! X"

This made me laugh too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine apparently comes across as if I'm telling someone off, that's what I was told

I don't find it easy to write a good profile, it's like when you're asked to talk about yourself as an ice breaker in a training course.

I have aimed to be clear on what I'd liked, describe myself, avoid Fab clichés, avoid arrogance and keep it short. Think that's all I expect from others as well.

There are some brilliantly witty profiles out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine apparently comes across as if I'm telling someone off, that's what I was told

I don't find it easy to write a good profile, it's like when you're asked to talk about yourself as an ice breaker in a training course.

I have aimed to be clear on what I'd liked, describe myself, avoid Fab clichés, avoid arrogance and keep it short. Think that's all I expect from others as well.

There are some brilliantly witty profiles out there!"

Next training course your on , when talking about yourself say a little about your work history then say you have a 9 year gap in your resume as you were in prison for murdering a tutor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine apparently comes across as if I'm telling someone off, that's what I was told

I don't find it easy to write a good profile, it's like when you're asked to talk about yourself as an ice breaker in a training course.

I have aimed to be clear on what I'd liked, describe myself, avoid Fab clichés, avoid arrogance and keep it short. Think that's all I expect from others as well.

There are some brilliantly witty profiles out there!

Next training course your on , when talking about yourself say a little about your work history then say you have a 9 year gap in your resume as you were in prison for murdering a tutor. "

Pmsl I'm usually the trainer...that could be fun

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience "

Tell me about it ..the fems on here just have a quick swatch of the pics then expect you to drop everything when they message "hi fancy a fuck" ... Read the bloody profile and woooo me then I might consider it

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience

Tell me about it ..the fems on here just have a quick swatch of the pics then expect you to drop everything when they message "hi fancy a fuck" ... Read the bloody profile and woooo me then I might consider it "

You always did play hard to get Bonkie!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience

Tell me about it ..the fems on here just have a quick swatch of the pics then expect you to drop everything when they message "hi fancy a fuck" ... Read the bloody profile and woooo me then I might consider it

You always did play hard to get Bonkie!"

Because I'm worth it

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience

Tell me about it ..the fems on here just have a quick swatch of the pics then expect you to drop everything when they message "hi fancy a fuck" ... Read the bloody profile and woooo me then I might consider it

You always did play hard to get Bonkie!

Because I'm worth it "

Aye so is L’Oréal but it’s more attainable!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Nobody reads the fucking things anyway in my experience

Tell me about it ..the fems on here just have a quick swatch of the pics then expect you to drop everything when they message "hi fancy a fuck" ... Read the bloody profile and woooo me then I might consider it

You always did play hard to get Bonkie!

Because I'm worth it

Aye so is L’Oréal but it’s more attainable! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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