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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Poor timewasters, nobody really creates a thread for them to comment in, so here it is,lol

Whats the oddest set of circumstances that have conspired against you to prevent you making it to a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

involved in a car crash on way to a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That would cause a traffic jam and goodness maybe some timewasters were in that traffic jam, and they had that excuse too, "stuck in traffic"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an aligator crossed my path sank its teeth into my right leg removing it completely had to dash to the hospital to have it sewn back on, then fell down the hospital stairs breaking my other leg oh and chipped one of my nails, and you guess what no body believed me ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Use the lift next time, sakes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was out of order because a north korean missile landed on it and didn't explode but it was fine a wee weegie knocked it and took it to the scrappies lol lol

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I drover all the way tae yer flat like we had arranged - and I was was there in good time. But I couldnae find a parking space.

So I drove round the block a few times without success.

OK there was a 24 hour pay n display carpark round the corner but I didnae know I was allowed to park there.

(True story btw folks from when I lived up north - that was an excuse from a couple believe it or not!)

Later found out from a dear lady friend of mine that said couple were at an organised event that night. Me n my femme friend were not amused - but since we were both horned as feck, off vwe went to a secluded outdoor location and a glorious night was had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just didnt fancy you

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

ma auntys second cousin twice removed was abducted by aliens and i had to mount a rescue as the european space agency had no starships available

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I got branded a timewaster once because my wisdom teeth decided to give me grief on the morning before a meet. I swallowed a number of pain killers hoping to shake the agony, but had to cancel since it was just not going away 5 hours before I was meant to meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats a fookin lie kola coz they dont use there starships on a sunday yur caught oot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog ate my keys and i was locked in my flat until nature took its course!!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"thats a fookin lie kola coz they dont use there starships on a sunday yur caught oot lol

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shhhhh 44 ah wasnt wantin to say ah was pumpin the next door neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way to yours I swerved off the road when a child ran in front of me. To thank me for not killing him the child gave me some magic beans which instantly grew into a giant beanstalk that I climbed and was held prisoner by some very pissed off giants.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

The wife got suspicious and started following me ....i couldnt shake her so just went to mcd's got a happy meal n headed home

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By *usband and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Turned up at your house but your door bell wasn't working and looked like nobody was home!!!

True story, yet we had the blinds open all night and livingroom widow about 20cm's away from door!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abducted by Hooligans from hereford waterboarded white noise popped my eardrums then i discovered my first orgasm with a pineapple up my ars///

wait a sec worng thread

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