FabSwingers.com forum: What is the worst gift you have received?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was a chip pan

Claire

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Wet wipes years ago from my gran at Christmas. They were in a flowery package, dunno what she thought it was!

Also a bottle of Chloe Narcise from a boyfriend who I told not to buy me it cos it was stinking and gave me a headache. Shows you he was listening!!!!

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

A grey & burgundy Y cardigan out What Everys my Sister bought me for Xmas..

Get that tae feck..

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

Load of cum on a photo of me on some guys iPad.. didn't even get to keep the iPad

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Load of cum on a photo of me on some guys iPad.. didn't even get to keep the iPad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rotating chopping board

what the actual fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of jelly babies from my mum for Xmas 4 years ago. Was not impressed! x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A packet of jelly babies from my mum for Xmas 4 years ago. Was not impressed! x"

I like Jelly Babies

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"A packet of jelly babies from my mum for Xmas 4 years ago. Was not impressed! x"

If ya had said Maynards Wine Gums ..well that's different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A grey & burgundy Y cardigan out What Everys my Sister bought me for Xmas..

Get that tae feck..

Sunday bests haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A packet of jelly babies from my mum for Xmas 4 years ago. Was not impressed! x

I like Jelly Babies"

So do I but not as a Xmas present to an adult, that's all I got! x

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"A rotating chopping board

what the actual fuck."

Ooh I would like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spray on deodorant and smelly soap ex boss Bought us for Christmas !!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Not bad as such but every Christmas I get earrings from my Aunt I just don’t have my ears pierced

… I have mentioned numerous times but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bad as such but every Christmas I get earrings from my Aunt I just don’t have my ears pierced

… I have mentioned numerous times but

Aw gutted that’s terrible lol I do love my earrings my nana nearly took mine and my mums head off when I turned up with them pierced at 6years old lol

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

My Gf once got me GTA V for my Xmas. Not a bad gift most will say but she also got me it for my birthday just a few weeks previous

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Not bad as such but every Christmas I get earrings from my Aunt I just don’t have my ears pierced

… I have mentioned numerous times but

Aw gutted that’s terrible lol I do love my earrings my nana nearly took mine and my mums head off when I turned up with them pierced at 6years old lol "

I should probably just bite the bullet and get them done

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Not bad as such but every Christmas I get earrings from my Aunt I just don’t have my ears pierced

… I have mentioned numerous times but

Aw gutted that’s terrible lol I do love my earrings my nana nearly took mine and my mums head off when I turned up with them pierced at 6years old lol

I should probably just bite the bullet and get them done

Did you just never want them done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Gf once got me GTA V for my Xmas. Not a bad gift most will say but she also got me it for my birthday just a few weeks previous

Mr"

Hahahaha brilliant that’s the sort of shit is do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honk if your horny boxers from my Nan

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Honk if your horny boxers from my Nan

that’s hilarious

I could go a pair of them

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A spicy cheese selection pack that had been stored beside the water heater for over a week.

I don't think the green bits were meant to be in it.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Got jury duty twice

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

In the work secret santa one year I got a box of Lucky Charms and a can of grape soda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honk if your horny boxers from my Nan

Boxer shorts. I was living with my sister while working abroad and her mother-in-law visited for xmas. I couldn't work out why the fit just wasn't right, especially round my man bits, even though they were the correct size.

They were ladies' boxer shorts, I did not know such a thing existed.

On closer inspection the cartoon graphics/ logos included such gems as "I (heart) my guy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the work secret santa one year I got a box of Lucky Charms and a can of grape soda

Secret santas were always a piss take with us, the idea was to make fun at the expense of the recipient with inappropriate gifts, especially if the gift drew attention to perceived character flaws. One year I received a pack of 10 cigarettes and a whisky minature. Some youngster clearly did not have the rules properly explained to them, lol.

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