FabSwingers.com forum: George Bowie, Pineapples?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else hear George on Clyde 1 this morning learning about pineapple patterns / motifs on holiday clothing being a swingers sign. It was news to me as well. Am I naive? Is it well known? Made up?

He did mention pampas grass but not ankle chains.

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By *cottish gentMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

News to me. Any truth in it? George isn't exactly a trusted source for factual information.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"News to me. Any truth in it? George isn't exactly a trusted source for factual information. "

Yeah, I hadn't heard of it and George doesn't really do serious.

I was just curious and thought I'd consult the experts on here.....

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By *cottish gentMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

"News to me. Any truth in it? George isn't exactly a trusted source for factual information.

Yeah, I hadn't heard of it and George doesn't really do serious.

I was just curious and thought I'd consult the experts on here.....

I'm far from an expert, only been in here 2 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah there was a story in the record yesterday a couple went on holiday with pineapple motifs on they're bikini and shorts and a few couples where they were got over friendly lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Anyone else hear George on Clyde 1 this morning learning about pineapple patterns / motifs on holiday clothing being a swingers sign. It was news to me as well. Am I naive? Is it well known? Made up?

He did mention pampas grass but not ankle chains.

I was aware of the connection between pineapples and swingers. Do a forum search and loads of threads come up about it.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *ilf n filfCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

He did mention pampas grass but not ankle chains.

Apparently if you go shopping in one of the big supermarkets and you put a pineapple on top of your shopping trolley everybody knows your swinger!!!

Who is brave enough to try this or has already done it?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I buy a pineapple most weeks but as I shop online only the tesco delivery drivers know about it.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Does seem to be a thing just now about this. Think it came from ‘Merica. Personally, we love pineapple but won’t be sticking one in the window for the street to see. We’ll hope the pampas grass and hot tub do the trick

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

There do seem to be quite a lot of clothes with tropical fruits on them around just now, I'd say it's just a fashion thing as opposed to having any hidden meaning.

Am pretty sure the baby romper suit, covered in pineapple motifs, I looked at on the next site didn't have any link to swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

((((Apparently if you go shopping in one of the big supermarkets and you put a pineapple on top of your shopping trolley everybody knows your swinger!!!

Who is brave enough to try this or has already done it?))))

we’ve always thought If the pineapple is upside down in your trolley that’s the sign

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’ve just been to Aldi and bought a pineapple. Wasn’t aware of any funny looks.

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By *cottish gentMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

"I’ve just been to Aldi and bought a pineapple. Wasn’t aware of any funny looks."

Brilliant hahahaha.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Bought a load of pineapples, not sure if it was people thinking I’m a swinger or the volume.

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh heck I never knew this.

I’m away to asda to tie a carrier bag to my trolley and then buy some pineapple and if they have any, some pampas grass plants. Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Oh heck I never knew this.

I’m away to asda to tie a carrier bag to my trolley and then buy some pineapple and if they have any, some pampas grass plants. Whilst wearing an anklet and thumb ring!

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

It's just a random assumption like pampas grass or female's with anklets.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I’ve just been to Aldi and bought a pineapple. Wasn’t aware of any funny looks."

We’re from Lanarkshire what constitutes a funny look ? I’m sure I’ve seen nudge nudge wink wink from folk with or without pineapples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perhaps the funny looks depend on where you stick the pineapple while wandering the aisles of Tesco?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

It’s the pineapple door knocker that shows your proper hardcore swingers!

Just waiting on the delivery now

Happy to help fit them for anyone needing help

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I’ve just been to Aldi and bought a pineapple. Wasn’t aware of any funny looks.

We’re from Lanarkshire what constitutes a funny look ? I’m sure I’ve seen nudge nudge wink wink from folk with or without pineapples

Think it was the rubber catsuit that did it

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I’ve just been to Aldi and bought a pineapple. Wasn’t aware of any funny looks.

We’re from Lanarkshire what constitutes a funny look ? I’m sure I’ve seen nudge nudge wink wink from folk with or without pineapples

Think it was the rubber catsuit that did it

When are you giving me it back you've had it for ages ?

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

It's a Tik Tom thing from America, seen someone saying its a universal sign you're a swinger if you place it upside down in your trolley? Can't be that universal if it's not known here?

I'm guessing that's where George Bowie got his research from!

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

How the fuck do you place a pineapple upside down ???

This thread is confusing enough???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you buy a pineapple innocently and it accidentally turns upside down in your shopping

As long as it’s not on pizza…

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What if you buy a pineapple innocently and it accidentally turns upside down in your shopping

As long as it’s not on pizza…

If it's upside down maybe the pineapple will fall off the pizza ?

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

He did mention pampas grass but not ankle chains.

Apparently if you go shopping in one of the big supermarkets and you put a pineapple on top of your shopping trolley everybody knows your swinger!!!

Who is brave enough to try this or has already done it?"

The pineapple is supposed to be upside down.

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

About a week ago I started chatting to a lady about the pineapple in her shopping basket. A few questions later I concluded she wasn't a swinger. She just liked pineapples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you buy a pineapple innocently and it accidentally turns upside down in your shopping

As long as it’s not on pizza…

If it's upside down maybe the pineapple will fall off the pizza ?

Better lol, but you would still get the flavour… I like salami, pepperoni, bacon, chicken… or just cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If buying a pineapple in asda does it have to be fresh or will tinned do lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It's a wonder nobody has posted how many pineapple rings they can fit on their penis . ( oops I probs shouldn't have said )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a wonder nobody has posted how many pineapple rings they can fit on their penis . ( oops I probs shouldn't have said )

Thats one way to play hoopla lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"It's a wonder nobody has posted how many pineapple rings they can fit on their penis . ( oops I probs shouldn't have said )

Thats one way to play hoopla lol"

I'd be like the fixed fairground stall they won't fit me .

Naw the holes to small you bunch of perverts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk about pineapple, I might go buy some tomorrow!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"All this talk about pineapple, I might go buy some tomorrow!

Which shop you visiting ?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Frequently buy pineapples, never had so much as a wink from anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this talk about pineapple, I might go buy some tomorrow!

Which shop you visiting ?

That would be Aldi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure I’d be convinced just by someone displaying a pineapple in her shopping trolley… however.. if she also had her melons on display that could be a give away

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

I was in Tesco yesterday and bought some fruit..Pineapple etc..

It's a bit clearer now when the woman asked me too bring my Banana to the Meat Section for some Tongue.

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

He did mention pampas grass but not ankle chains.

Yes it’s well known on cruises that pineapples on clothing etc is sign for swingers.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Just realised that’s why there’s one on the tennis trophy for Wimbledon they’re all swingers .

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