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the best way to clean a mattress after a gusher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies what the best way to clean up after a gusher lol and were talking loads thank you

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Petrol....................and a match.

Always play safe, use a shower curtain or similar under the sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Petrol....................and a match.

Always play safe, use a shower curtain or similar under the sheets "

its a bit later for the shower curtain now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use a steam cleaner and invest in a mattress protector

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"use a steam cleaner and invest in a mattress protector"
thanks will get one tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you got somewhere to sleep tonight .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can recommend a mattress protector out of Argos, £17.99!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pallet wrap it first or do it in a paddling pool.

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By *andj65Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"pallet wrap it first or do it in a paddling pool. "

ye sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pallet wrap it first or do it in a paddling pool.

ye sure "

in your case mrsjandj i'm just gonna stand you over the basin next time hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet towel with plenty liquid soap foamed up and rub into mattress and wiping off straight away with dry towel and obviously leave it to air then nip out and invest in a mattress protector but even some of them aren't too good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour. "
lol maybe he likes au de fem

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

A vax maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck it and buy new along with suitable mattress protector for future use

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

invest in a shower curtain ..lol but canny tell ye where to buy it coz its a secret ..pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"invest in a shower curtain ..lol but canny tell ye where to buy it coz its a secret ..pmsl"

Pmsl Tell them nowt, give nothing away and leave them guessing that's wot I say!

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Buy a new mattress, bought 2 this year already!

I'am really OCD and any small stains drive me mad so i tend to only squirt, make wet mess at others homes. hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour. "
lol used two tins of fabreeze so far must hurry coz she cuming back on Sat thanks for all the posts some where handy some not cheers lads ladies

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"pallet wrap it first"
The woman or the mattress???

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By *andj65Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"pallet wrap it firstThe woman or the mattress??? "

oiii yer no pallet wrappin me...a lollipop usually does it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour. lol used two tins of fabreeze so far must hurry coz she cuming back on Sat thanks for all the posts some where handy some not cheers lads ladies "

If I understand you correctly, and you've been up to naughties in/on the marital bed, some of you guys must have nerves of steel.

Either that or a few shillings short of a pound!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i the only one who would happily sleep in a soaked mattress and savour my hard work ???

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"so i tend to only squirt, make wet mess at others homes. hehe "

naughty girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour. lol used two tins of fabreeze so far must hurry coz she cuming back on Sat thanks for all the posts some where handy some not cheers lads ladies

If I understand you correctly, and you've been up to naughties in/on the marital bed, some of you guys must have nerves of steel.

Either that or a few shillings short of a pound!! "

What makes you suggest he's married ???

Get a mattress protector. One of them rubber ones you use for pishy bed wetting weans x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it was squirt ,there will be no stains so some hot disinfected water to clean and let it air dry,if its a pisher ,fuck it in the bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour. lol used two tins of fabreeze so far must hurry coz she cuming back on Sat thanks for all the posts some where handy some not cheers lads ladies

If I understand you correctly, and you've been up to naughties in/on the marital bed, some of you guys must have nerves of steel.

Either that or a few shillings short of a pound!!

What makes you suggest he's married ???

Get a mattress protector. One of them rubber ones you use for pishy bed wetting weans x"

am single the heavy squirter coming on Sat for another wet session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes you suggest he's married ???

Get a mattress protector. One of them rubber ones you use for pishy bed wetting weans

xam single the heavy squirter coming on Sat for another wet session "

Apologies, I took the wrong meaning from "she's coming back........"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why spend a fortune, get a mucho cheapo, plastic shower curtain, can be bunged in the washing machine on a gentle wash and drip dried. a nice tight fitted sheet will hold it in place, and can be used over n over again... voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour. lol used two tins of fabreeze so far must hurry coz she cuming back on Sat thanks for all the posts some where handy some not cheers lads ladies "

Anymore of your mince she wont be back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of Fabreeze to disguise the odour. lol used two tins of fabreeze so far must hurry coz she cuming back on Sat thanks for all the posts some where handy some not cheers lads ladies "

Fkn Brilliant lolololololololol

Buboo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we have throw it away, a shower curtain as a sheet.. thats nice, oh and fabreeze to stop the smell, or maybe the lady could stop the picshing on the matress? Or pay for a new one ????

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By *ifer4fun4uMan
over a year ago

glenrothes

just coat everything with latex or silicon spray, easy wipe down, or watch the info mercials , i hear the power of steam may do it!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the woman i meet squirts i just make sure its on her bed - that way she clears it all up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it mate pmsl
"when the woman i meet squirts i just make sure its on her bed - that way she. clears it all up... "

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