FabSwingers.com forum: Hairy chests

By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

I knew I wouldn’t be alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

Really?????

I was always under the impression it was a huge turnoff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll need to glue some hair to mine. Any donations? Haha

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hairy chested guy here was going to shave / wax it as got to warm but bottled out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Was suggested I shave it previously.

Might need to reconsider now! ??

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

Really?????

I was always under the impression it was a huge turnoff. "

Noooo! Personally, for me, bald chests are a turn off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was anything women told us ever true?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A friend of mine used to trim his but I hated when he did as I loved his hairy chest lol

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Hairy chested guy here was going to shave / wax it as got to warm but bottled out of it.

So, get a picture of it up so NMD and I can ogle it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all present and correct here

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Lol. Was suggested I shave it previously.

Might need to reconsider now! ??"

Who suggested it? I was a man! (And he did it to lessen the competition, so don’t listen to him) I remember the thread! And a few women protested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was anything women told us ever true?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A friend of mine used to trim his but I hated when he did as I loved his hairy chest lol"

Hide his trimmer

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A friend of mine used to trim his but I hated when he did as I loved his hairy chest lol

Hide his trimmer

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lol

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It’s all present and correct here

I’m afraid I’m going to have to see a picture of the chest, or ask you to leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy chest

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Hairy chest

Verrrrrry nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devil's advocate.

What if through genetics you can't grow a good rug of hair on your chest and your stuck with a a few straggly hairs is it better to get fid of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a hairy chest but the right side of hairy, no werewolf types. That's just not right lol x

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I have a hairy chest hairy body

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By *ndyman76Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hairy chest and body here, hopefully not too hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no no no no no no

Can’t remember how to do the vomit emoji

Well kept or shaven please thanks much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no no no no no no no

Can’t remember how to do the vomit emoji

Well kept or shaven please thanks much appreciated "

Ask and you shall receive

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Shaved once, growing back was a nightmare, itched like a c*nt lol

Keep it as it is grows these days

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"No no no no no no no no

Can’t remember how to do the vomit emoji

Well kept or shaven please thanks much appreciated "

Its ( v o m ) in brackets, no spaces

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Perthshire

Love a nice manly hairy chest, not full on grizzly bear though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a nice manly hairy chest, not full on grizzly bear though! "

Are you implying that men without hairy chests aren't manly? Lol

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Perthshire

"Love a nice manly hairy chest, not full on grizzly bear though!

Are you implying that men without hairy chests aren't manly? Lol"

Not at all, just my preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a nice manly hairy chest, not full on grizzly bear though!

Are you implying that men without hairy chests aren't manly? Lol

Not at all, just my preference

Appreciate your honesty, too many profiles on here seem to be afraid to say "sorry your not for me / us"

I think that has, become Fab's problem. Not enough honesty and openess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy chest here.. Not like a gorilla thankfully.. Lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

I think I did already.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"No no no no no no no no

Can’t remember how to do the vomit emoji

Well kept or shaven please thanks much appreciated "

Boo

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I've never even considered shaving my chest, don't understand why some guys do it as it just seems kinda odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shaved my chest once never again I was itching for a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is out on the profile. Chest no but I'm considering letting M wax my legs more and more for the bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chest is as bald as my head and it's natural

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hairy chest here, but back gets waxed I’m afraid, I draw the line at looking like Michael J Fox in teen wolf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, hairy chested men account for 80% of male members of mensa, allegedly proving Hairy chested men are smarter blokes, who knew

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By *hoswhoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Absolutely love a hairy chest, and D has one thankfully lol

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire/ Lanarkshire /Norwich

Mine has more silver than dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loveeee hairy chest and torso on the right guy!

I like some grey in it too but again has to be the right guy, tall with broad shoulders

Not so keen on it on a woman tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy here, and had no complaints!

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

Well whether or not I'm still classed as a young man I'm not sure, but I wear my chest wig with pride!

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I used to have a bit of a body hair phobia when I was younger. I guess because no one had chest hair yet. Adam’s level of hair is perfect. Not a gorilla but na till manly

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

I've got plenty but I'm an old geezer and suspect it might be a turnoff as it goes white. Too much of a coward for waxing!

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By *irthybrownMan
over a year ago

near you travelling distance

Have a hairy chest, trim a little sometimes

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By *rhellsMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Proud hairy chest owner here. Would never consider shaving it after all it was my greatest achievement in my high school yearbook. Hahaha

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By *ivi-sirMan
over a year ago

livingston

Would never shave my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a hairy chest shaved it once never again the itch was unbelievable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hairy chest, shaved it once but I just looked stupid with hairy legs and arms but a smooth chest.

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By *rhellsMan
over a year ago

GLASGOW

I had a few jealous mates in school. At a party it took 5 of them to pin intoxicated me and shaved it with clippers. The itch was unbearable.

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By *royTMan
over a year ago

nowhere

I have always left mine to itself.

Most seem to like it so have never thought about removing..

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

bathgate

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By *ardworker666Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naturally kinda hairy here but looked like a well worn garden path with more patches than a tramps troosers…. Shaved chest now for nigh on 15yrs ……uniformity that’s all no preference either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have the hair just not a very good chest to go with it. But hear dad bods are a thing so i never know my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely more hair on my chest than my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im part wookie

Id need more veet than there is in tesco to tackle this on a regular basis

Ill stick to shaving where i need to shave and the rest can be natural lol

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Your Area

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

Same to be said for women and their bush!

I'm really not a fan of the peado look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy chest guy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

Same to be said for women and their bush!

I'm really not a fan of the peado look..."

Quite right although neatly trimmed is nice

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I love a hairy chest

I also love a smooth chest

Depends on the man really

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

You will love my chest hair then

I can’t see it!!!! Anyone lend me some binoculars?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Yes hairy but neatly kept chest guy here. The three piece suite is shaved tho ha.

I think that looks weird…….sorry, personal opinion. You have hair everywhere else on your body but then a bald pubic area. Have a trim instead.

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

I’ve got quite a hairy chest,although it doesn’t seem like it in the pics

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By *obfrompaisleyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I won a competition for hairiest chest

Not giving me the option to post photo unfortunately

Pm and I’ll send you I suppose

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By *obfrompaisleyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Someone else could post it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes hairy but neatly kept chest guy here. The three piece suite is shaved tho ha.

I think that looks weird…….sorry, personal opinion. You have hair everywhere else on your body but then a bald pubic area. Have a trim instead. "

Brutal Gina, brutal

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

May as well join in

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I think i"m getting hairier. Sometimes I scare myself when I catch sight of my back in the bathroom mirror.

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By *imba2021Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I am fairly hairy, but my left pec does have a strange bald-ish patch on it

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By *exy6pack1Man
over a year ago

London

Hi Op,

I am naturally very hairy.

However I frequently give myself a close trim.

Just gave myself a fresh, legs, bum and chest for this Scotland trip.

Anyone after a smooth guy you can meet me till Thursday.

Friday you ladies can treat yourself to a hairy chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have posted a pic, wear it with pride

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

"Yes hairy but neatly kept chest guy here. The three piece suite is shaved tho ha.

I think that looks weird…….sorry, personal opinion. You have hair everywhere else on your body but then a bald pubic area. Have a trim instead. "

Got to say I agree. The bald area with the hairy half moon above. Makes me want to stick some googly eyes on the bald bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hairy chest. I shaved it all off once and hated it.

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By *iplicker55Man
over a year ago

Buckhaven .

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By *iplicker55Man
over a year ago

Buckhaven .

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

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Ah well , I was all ready to send you pic of my hairy chest , but I can't because your profile won't let me in , just my luck , lol . Bill .

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I have a hairy chest. I shaved it all off once and hated it.

Lesson learned

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

Ah well , I was all ready to send you pic of my hairy chest , but I can't because your profile won't let me in , just my luck , lol . Bill . "

The general idea is that you post a profile picture of your chest for all the lovely ladies who are perving this thread to see.

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Mines is on display

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By *ack For Fun69Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

A wee bit hairy here and it's staying that way. Was far too itchy growing back in after the hospital shaved patches in it a few years back when I was rushed in.

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Thinking of shaving my chest due to the heat and the fact I'm finally foing to start training again when new job starts

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Thinking of shaving my chest due to the heat and the fact I'm finally foing to start training again when new job starts "

Big mistake!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I like hair...man hair

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Thinking of shaving my chest due to the heat and the fact I'm finally foing to start training again when new job starts

Big mistake!

Do you think it will rub my nipples etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I hope you ladies like the chewbacca look lol

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By *iplicker55Man
over a year ago

Buckhaven .

True , lol . X . I'll see , but getting on a bit so may end up having the wrong result , lol .

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Thinking of shaving my chest due to the heat and the fact I'm finally foing to start training again when new job starts

Big mistake!

Do you think it will rub my nipples etc?"

Dunno if it will but I certainly would if you keep the hair

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By *coupleoforangesCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh / Stirlingshire / Glasgow-ish

I have a fondness for treasure trails personally.

Vixen

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Thinking of shaving my chest due to the heat and the fact I'm finally foing to start training again when new job starts

Big mistake!

Do you think it will rub my nipples etc?

Dunno if it will but I certainly would if you keep the hair

Well that's good enough for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved it all off once and t-shirts felt super weird for weeks. Haven't done it again since but will occasionally trim it down

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm hairy doesn't take long for me to lose my clothes

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Wookie tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile pic shows Hairy chest ladies feel free to look as often as required x

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Aldershot & Paisley

Hairy chest on show in my profile pic and a couple of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still hair on mine....

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By *ig hot chillieMan
over a year ago

crieff

Hopefully the hair on my chest has the desired affect on the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wookie tits."

Only you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

Hello there

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Wookie tits.

Only you

Whaaatttt?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Wookie tits.

Only you

Whaaatttt?

Not seen any evidence of that in any of your pics .

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By *un guy 2020Man
over a year ago

near you

Hairy chest right here girls

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By *nigma245Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hairy chest guy here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wookie tits.

Only you

Whaaatttt?

You KNOW Legs lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

No, no , no , no, fs no

I hear Tom Sellek is single and he's about your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

* boak alert *

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

* boak alert *"

What’s with the hairy hate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

* boak alert *

What’s with the hairy hate?"

No hate just not for me but each to their own and all that.

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

* boak alert *

What’s with the hairy hate?

No hate just not for me but each to their own and all that."

But but but.. Were you no raised with apes?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

No, no , no , no, fs no

I hear Tom Sellek is single and he's about your age

Are you fab straight, ape boy? Cos unless you are going about touching men’s hairy chests…what does it matter to you?

Tom Selleck….there is a man!!!! Oooooft

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Hairy chest here ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

* boak alert *

What’s with the hairy hate?

No hate just not for me but each to their own and all that.

But but but.. Were you no raised with apes?"

Haha doesn't mean I wanna look like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

No, no , no , no, fs no

I hear Tom Sellek is single and he's about your age

Are you fab straight, ape boy? Cos unless you are going about touching men’s hairy chests…what does it matter to you?

Tom Selleck….there is a man!!!! Oooooft"

Squeeze me ! I'm a 100% straight and less of the ape boy I am all man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll say again I prefer smooth

But as the beard debate as well on the right guy and well maintained it can be acceptable

I ocassionally when I’m not well can’t be bothered pulling out the razor but as a general rule I shave every shower everywhere that needs it below the neck

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

Thank you kindly sir

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

Thank you kindly sir

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

Thank you kindly sir

He never fucking wrote it!!! Absolute plagiarism!!!

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Dislike hairy men especially a hairy hole

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

Thank you kindly sir

He never fucking wrote it!!! Absolute plagiarism!!!"

I never said I did ..

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

Thank you kindly sir

He never fucking wrote it!!! Absolute plagiarism!!!

I never said I did ..

You offered it to him like you were taking the credit!

It’s like dumb and dumber!

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

Thank you kindly sir

He never fucking wrote it!!! Absolute plagiarism!!!

I never said I did ..

You offered it to him like you were taking the credit!

It’s like dumb and dumber!

I think it was just a bit of light hearted humour on both parts.

Sorry it has fluttered you're forum feathers x

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, mancub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Just sayin.

I'm stealing this

Please ?

Batter on Boss

Thank you kindly sir

He never fucking wrote it!!! Absolute plagiarism!!!

I never said I did ..

You offered it to him like you were taking the credit!

It’s like dumb and dumber!

I think it was just a bit of light hearted humour on both parts.

Sorry it has fluttered you're forum feathers x

As were my comments, cool your jets!

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By *etguydeeMan
over a year ago

dundee

Don't think I could ever shave, dread to think of what all the stubble would feel like when grew back

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By *ill I wont IMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Trimmed doon below… naturally hairy elsewhere. Not cheebacca by any means but Christ if We all tried to shave it all off think I’d block the drains for miles around.

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By *hillaxMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas

A hairy chest is like Marmite I've found, you either love it or hate it.

I'm a really hirsute guy, but I always use hair conditioner on my chest after a shower to make it downy soft like a teddy bear. I've had a number of female converts when they feel how soft it is, that's my secret.

I do however keep my genitals baby soft smooth, so like the inverse of most other guys LOL

I've also had a number of girls grab onto my chest hair whilst being fucked hard, it's like they have released an inner frenzied beast. No complaints from me LOL

Happy to share it with you, just maybe not during this heat wave, it's like wearing a duffel coat that I can't take off LOL

Websters dictionary defines hairy chested men as "hypermasculine" or "ultramasculine"

Or if you are a fan of beards (a pogonophile) I can grow a full on Brian Blessed in a couple of weeks.

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By *umber hunterMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Hairy chested here...never shaved....now silver !

Mine is from neck to cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

I have a chest hair and I am normally happy enough with it but recently I am mulling over the option of removing it just to stay a bit cooler. I am not designed for hot wether. Lol.

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By *umber hunterMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

I have a chest hair and I am normally happy enough with it but recently I am mulling over the option of removing it just to stay a bit cooler. I am not designed for hot wether. Lol. "

Really lol

Wether is a castrated ram...

Dud you mean that ...haha

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Really lol

Wether is a castrated ram...

Dud you mean that ...haha"

I'm viewing wetherspoons in a different light now.

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By *ocalfun888Man
over a year ago

Angus

Sadly a few grey hairs appearing in mines….. no danger I’d shave or wax it for any woman

…… nice an trimmed where it counts

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By *gcplMan
over a year ago

Dumfries

Manfur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a hairy torso on the right man, some grey in it too.

Has to be the right man though

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I love a hairy torso on the right man, some grey in it too.

Has to be the right man though

I knew we’d get on great diamond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont see the need to shave your chest area personally but fuck it, each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore a hairy chest. Just had a nice time admiring some from the thread. Thanks guys x

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By *idandnancy95Couple
over a year ago

Fife

Nancy loves my hairy chest, it ain’t going anywhere

unfortunately the beard had to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the hardiest chest ever, shaving it not an option so just trim occasionally with the lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could not get rid of mine even if I wanted too

shaving not a chance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is grey in the middle lol.

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By *onkeyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Glad some women still like it. Hairy from the nose down. Not many women’s cup of tea apparently

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By *SCouple81Couple
over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

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By *SCouple81Couple
over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

I have a hairy chest but recently been told that it is quite nice to touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hairy chest, and have never shaved my chest, love to feel a woman rub her fingers on my chest

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By *umber hunterMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

"watching intently

... I love hairy chests too on men the hairier the better, like a right manimal

I have a very hairy chest...

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Oooo nice to see this thread resurrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a hairy chested man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my profile pic came about because of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *airyjMan
over a year ago

dumfries and 24 in France

"A lot of young men seem to be removing their chest hair, unless it maybe just has not grown in!

I love a gratuitous body part thread. And I love a hairy chest.

Please, gentlemen, restore my faith in MANkind and bring your chests to the forefront. Please

.I absolutely agree with you. What is wrong with a lovely bush. Adds to the thrill of discovery. I suspect the puerile fashion for shaved started in the US where they call women "babe". Culturally paedophiliacs obviously!

Same to be said for women and their bush!

I'm really not a fan of the peado look..."

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Groomed manimal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hairy chest is visible on my page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hairy chest is visible on my page

x"
lol shamelessly trying to get views

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Just dropping in shamelessly from Wales. It’s permissible because I’m always saying how much I love Scottish accents on here.

Rarely miss an opportunity to post in hairy chest threads. Love getting the rug out

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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago

Castle Douglas

A whole thread of hairy chests to scroll back through, know what I'm doing this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy chest here, have been thinking or getting rid of it, but it seem the right people love it, just need to find them now

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I like a hairy chest to snuggle in to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like to make a nest in one for the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love em....coorie in and sniff...

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Elgin

Never even considered shaving/ waxing my chest.

Don't think the smooth is a good look unless you are absolutely shredded. Personal preference obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never thought of shaving mine off tbh

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By *meraldstarWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I luv a hairy chest too..

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mines is keeping me warm these days

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By *ot_coconutMan
over a year ago

Dalkeith

I have a hairy chest

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By *ack For Fun69Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

Only time mine was ever (part) shaven was after being rushed to hospital. Itching later was horrendous, thankfully no heart attack though!

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By *apman02Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hairy chest here, never shaved/waxed or trimmed, glad there’s still women who love it, anyone wanna run their fingers through it hit me up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy here!

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