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WHAT WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A COCK FOR A DAY

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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

10. Get ahead faster in business

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"10. Get ahead faster in business

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......"
Burp,Fart and scratch my balls aint that what u guys usually do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11- Dont waste their time on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst out driving and dying for a pee..just like to able to pull up in a layby and pee in a bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the happiest girl ever! One for just a day? Jeez iv been living with one for the last ten years Psml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a popper wank and see if it's all it's cracked up to be

Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be the happiest girl ever! One for just a day? Jeez iv been living with one for the last ten years Psml "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst out driving and dying for a pee..just like to able to pull up in a layby and pee in a bush "

Hey we can do this now us girlies, we have shewee's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a popper wank and see if it's all it's cracked up to be

Dirty "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a popper wank and see if it's all it's cracked up to be

Dirty

Pmsl "

yep i'd be wanking all day lol anyone got any viagra lol then take pics, post them on here and scare the crap outta all the guys i've been with hehehe shit i want one now but just for the day, i'm not greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same as they do every day mona about some thing

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

They would just tidy it away and put it away somewhere "safe" never to be found again.

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By *llan55Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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By *llan55Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"They would just tidy it away and put it away somewhere "safe" never to be found again."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10. Get ahead faster in business

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......"

get it chopped off again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how many wet duffel coats you can hang on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take loads of cock pics from every conceivable angle then display them on my profile while sending cut n paste messages attaching said pic and asking who wants to suck it to every female on fab

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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Take loads of cock pics from every conceivable angle then display them on my profile while sending cut n paste messages attaching said pic and asking who wants to suck it to every female on fab "

gee - do guys do that? does it work?

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By *7JayMan
over a year ago

Methil/edinburgh


"10. Get ahead faster in business

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

get it chopped off again lol "

Lol jess

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By *7JayMan
over a year ago

Methil/edinburgh


"They would just tidy it away and put it away somewhere "safe" never to be found again."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove to themselves that they CAN reverse park a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prove to themselves that they CAN reverse park a car "

Easily see your down south Mr dlt,

And u know damn well I can reverse park,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prove to themselves that they CAN reverse park a car

Easily see your down south Mr dlt,

And u know damn well I can reverse park,,"
that's only cause I can do it easier with a 45 ft trailer on lol

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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Is this a FAB competition?

Reverse parking a wee mini -v- an artic.

where/when - can I watch? lol

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