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WHAT MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A PUSSY FOR A DAY

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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none of the above lol. ive got a hot lesbien friend and i would be round at hers for some 69 action ha

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By *inkyBrianMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Go straight out to buy a hitatchi wand and rabbit, also as above give some kinky bi and les friends a shout lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id pretend i had my period so I could moan like fuck for a day and get away wi it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad would put on a strap on as he would be lost without a hardon for a full day

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I'd be a dirty lil hooker gal for a day having lots of filthy degrading sex and being paid for it as well.

bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go on cam on fab therefore instantly becoming "awesome" and "gorgeous" just because I had a pussy. Then I would of course look down upon all the males who were trying to chat me up and belittle them using my new found pussy power. This would all happen before having to leave the room because another more attractive fem cam into the room taking all the attention away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put lipstick on while I'm driving, complain about the toilet seat being up, moan about how it's me that does all the housework and cry at Grays anatomy (ooops I do that one already)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be straight down my local wearing a micro skirt, 6inch heels and nae knickers, just to see how it feels to have all that attention...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would bitch, gurn, randomly greet and be totally unpredictable.

Because, knowing my luck, I'd get it in the middle of the worst bout of pmt ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id stroke it until it purred feed it fish and let it curl up in my lap

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I would bitch, gurn, randomly greet and be totally unpredictable.

Because, knowing my luck, I'd get it in the middle of the worst bout of pmt ever. "
lmao xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably just give the per wee thing a bowl of milk and a tin of kitty kat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is brilliant.

But probably dp

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By *olly Gentle Giant OP   Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I'd be a dirty lil hooker gal for a day having lots of filthy degrading sex and being paid for it as well.

bliss "

ya pimp lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see if i could fist myself probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a vibrator,that way if nobody took my fancy I could go fuck myself

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By *otlero69Man
over a year ago

ayr

id probably alter my profile to say

no single guys

no guys playin away

no cock pics

8 inch plus only

girlies welcome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id probably alter my profile to say

no single guys

no guys playin away

no cock pics

8 inch plus only

girlies welcome lol "

I'm sure I've read that before somewhere...

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