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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Anyone want to play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

can play for abit

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Doggy, everywhere in my house.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Doggy, everywhere in my house."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out for a few drinks, seeing good friends and of course good meets where the banter flows

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Go on then till the footie is on x

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I like Getting Jiggy

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Probably £10,000 depending on mood though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least half a million and bring a brown paper bag

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Nicola Sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star salmon, totties and green beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok im in while watching the footy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either provided its not a zz top kinda thing or matted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for a nice meal, some drinks, definitely some dancing, hopefully some kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally white Calvins, but currently commando im just out the shower

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

22

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh this is a new one for me, can I play please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approx 8 years on and off

And

Red

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

It would depend on the situation….too many variables to give a definitive answer.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

On top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IL play..take my mind off the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not nineteen forever

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I like it to run down the sides and then lick it trying not to get any over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£100 million

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Little wing

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I like it to run down the sides and then lick it trying not to get any over my face "

brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to play?"
100%

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus of suburbia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little flicks of my tongue before pushing it in deep and then taking every bit in my mouth at once

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

[Removed by poster at 07/07/21 21:21:18]

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Vodka boak

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Go supermarket shopping naked

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Anyone want to play?100%

All of them"

That’s pretty impressive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft 4 bearded tattooed irishman

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Dance naked in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a nice Italian meal, some new sexy underwear, and some sweet soul music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you want me baby, Human league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely an Elephant, i have one Tattooed on my Arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mulan, she's a badass.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

In for a wee while

K

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Zac Efron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Right where did we get to……

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

17

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

To be watched, it’s better to take part than spectate

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I bite around the outside then I lick and sook inside

K

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Regina

K

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Regina

K"

What?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Regina

K

What?"

Mon up a hill!

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By *eardedInkMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll jump in for a laugh

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Regina

K

What?"

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Probably a replica t-rex skull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

I'm in

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m in

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s a toughy but I would suck off Boris Johnson

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish."

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s gotta be top jockey every time. Yeehaaa

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

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why, what are you?

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?"

Prob about 3

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3 "

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!! "

Yeah way! I’m shy me

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me "

Not heard that one in a while …shy my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am happy with anything as I am active

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me "

Now I want to now the question

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me

Now I want to now the question "

I pmd you

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

The ability to breath fire!

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Can we play?

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

I use my lips to suck into peaks, then lick flat using my tongue, all the time making small mmmm noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

69 obviously…

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Mrs loves to take her time with it. If shoe does it too fast she sometimes gets a sore head. She will take it firmly in her hand, start at the top and lick all the way round. Sometimes just using her lips, other times her tongue too. She’s always left satisfied by the end.

Mr isn’t a fan of it. If he has to he does it as quick as possible. Taking as much of it in his mouth as he can at the one time. Unlike Mrs he knows to keep his tongue on the roof of his mouth to avoid sore heads. He just likes to get it finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give her the best oral sex, she's ever had, take her mind of Independence

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By *rgyll_LadMan
over a year ago

Around

I'm in

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Chicken soup that you can stand a spoon up in

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I'm in

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

I’m in for a bit of a giggle

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Of course, drink from the stream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Wheelbarrow

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Rabbit or glass dildo….both used equally as much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold it firmly in my hand, and then ever so slowly i start to lick it, Round the top at first, and then eventually up and down, love that sweet taste in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't done any riding in a while unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super strength, why? There'd be no need to call the AA if your car breaks down, you could help your neighbours move house (or just move their house), and the fear of being mugged would be a thing of the past

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Both its only fair to give what you expect

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Thighs so strong I could crush a man !

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

The back arching is natural don’t you think?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

It would soak through my pants and run down the insides of my thighs.

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Only if it’s covered in cream with sparkles !

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

In for a wee bit

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'll play.

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

Give it a little squeeze and lick the excess from it before putting it in my mouth………and having a bite

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

I find them ever so tickley I am helpless when that happens

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

A hand on either side to aid accessibility, devouring it like I haven't eaten in a week. Tongue, lips and nose smothered in spillages, lapping it up.

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Oh I say!!

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

I nibble the top . Take my time to devour it then . Greedily lick out the white stuff

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Meat feast

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

In cream if I was doing it with forum regular Kola, but otherwise water!

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Clueless chipolata

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

As often as I was physically able to. Five a day keeps the doctor away. 5 times a week keeps the knees weak.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Stuffed with vegetables

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Peeled, chopped lengthways and put with the others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

700 pounds according a Mr Thomas via google

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Daily, as much as possible.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Double digits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a small opening in the top, lightly tease with my tongue, before plunging right in and making a creamy overflowing mess!

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will play

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me

Now I want to now the question

I pmd you "

I’ve raked my brain.

I’ve been cross examined, integrated and tortured and I’m still at 3!

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

50 percent

That’s 5 out of 10 for you hercule!

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Slice it up.

Pop it on hot buttered toast and bobs yer uncle!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me

Now I want to now the question

I pmd you

I’ve raked my brain.

I’ve been cross examined, integrated and tortured and I’m still at 3! "

Saint J4fun11

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Someone grounded. Great sense of humour and makes me weak at the knees.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me

Now I want to now the question

I pmd you "

Doesn’t take to work out the question

I’m in for a bit.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me

Now I want to now the question

I pmd you

Doesn’t take to work out the question

I’m in for a bit. "

No, you’re wrong!

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By *eardedInkMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

All sorts of wickedly delightful things

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me

Now I want to now the question

I pmd you

Doesn’t take to work out the question

I’m in for a bit.

No, you’re wrong!"

How so? I was thinking the number of creme eggs eaten in one sitting.

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By *luvpussy40Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I love pussy because it's soft and delicate and it's inviting to lick and slide my hard cock inside as it gives the women pleasure, and I like to please

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Every part of my body tbh. Particularly my neck and of course my lips (both sets)

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over a year ago


"Daily, as much as possible. "
Scratches head thinking what the question was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo my ears and my gouch of course

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I don’t know the actual stats….but I’d guess-timate 20ish.

why, what are you?

Prob about 3

Shut up!!!! No way!!!!

Yeah way! I’m shy me

Now I want to now the question

I pmd you

Doesn’t take to work out the question

I’m in for a bit.

No, you’re wrong!

How so? I was thinking the number of creme eggs eaten in one sitting. "

It’s cones we have been eating today think there was one creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in for the early evening edition, if anyone wants to play with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Lets give it a go

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Uhhuh makes my toes curl !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it up with both hands, lick any drippage before taking a mouthful

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

yes male cousins

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Is it to late to join in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in if this is still going.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

White corset with stockings satin and lace garter white or ivory sleeved wedding gown ballgown style .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick the cream then eat the cake.

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By *iimonMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Ask away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game for this

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

We’ll play if this is still going x

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By *e libertineMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Not to the elbow surely ?

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By *e libertineMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Thats no way to treat a Hamster and i dont like Oranges

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

No concept of class

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By *yrshirelad5987Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still in

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ppl who post pics that just make you puke.

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By *eardedInkMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still in for a laugh

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By *dinburghBLTMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

I like to go slowly, try not to panic and make it explode all over me but I always end up in a mess

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By *dinburghBLTMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Shagging two women in a hot tub, going on an aeroplane to Spain and hugging my mum and dad

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

The makers actually took it to court and it was decided that it is in fact a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 way

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

So many things... Bad kissers, women pretending to be bisexual because they believe that's the way forward on fab, bisexual women who won't take no for an answer

K

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Im in go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be funny

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I floss too

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Citizen M of course.

Floor to ceiling and wall to wall window and bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that once you're in you can't seem to leave!

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s not nappy rash it’s the lurgy.

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eye contact and that smile.

Oooft gets me everytime.

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By *oannefife1982TV/TS
over a year ago

Fife

I would not mind playing for a while

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By *oannefife1982TV/TS
over a year ago

Fife

Yes it does hence why I don't wear them

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I do...I believe what we give out will be returned to us

K

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By *eardedInkMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes they are, both of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Road trip around Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ought to complain to spotify for your not being named as this weeks hottest single... lol made me giggle

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

No I wouldn't!

No matter what always be kind !!

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

I'm in

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By *leangenuine11Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Any one meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And me please x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I had to compose myself before replying. I don't think any red-blooded male could refuse such an offer, but I'd need to know who the blonde and red-head are, beforehand, for discretionary purposes.

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

There's been many, I like being in public. But I'll go with church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group of people, couples and singles, for a party. Drinking and fucking anyone and everyone in attendance.

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