FabSwingers.com forum: Hows you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about some funny responses, People often saying that how's you messages piss them off, So how about some funny /quirky responses

"overworked and underpaid"

"Mabey one day you will be lucky enough to find out", Over to you Fabbers

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Who's Me?"

I've used that response before

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

How’s that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just get a

Hey...

I always respond

Ho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I one of the few who hasn't had a message like that?

I have been guilty of it in my early days though

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

One of my faves was a message saying "look at you"

Replied.. "hang on I'll go get a mirror"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my faves was a message saying "look at you"

Replied.. "hang on I'll go get a mirror""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i had a tail, id wag it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually reply I is fine ha

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...

Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"

Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

People often ask what we're into. I often respond with things like Medieval French philosophy, Napoleonic War reenactment for the disabled, crab divining etc.

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...

Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"

Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after

How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut

lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"What position do you like?"

Silly mid off.

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

""What position do you like?"

Silly mid off.

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

What are you looking for?

Winning the lottery and.... World peace

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

"I usually just get a

Hey...

I always respond

Ho...

Let's go

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By *anderMan
over a year ago

Perth

I do find the “how’s you” thing to be real funny.

Over and over I read female profiles that say “don’t just say how’s you, I won’t respond, be interesting” etc

And then I check my inbox and nearly every woman who messages me says “how’s you”!

It really tickles me.

But… I always respond sincerely, I’ll tell them how I am, and a conversation will begin!

As far as I’m concerned “how’s you” is a perfectly fine way to start a conversation, you’re messaging me for a reason, so I’ll engage and allow you to get to that reason

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

How are you?

Well it really all comes down to a specific man and a specific woman getting together, having sex, the sperm fertilising the ovary etc. Perhaps a more searching question would have been 'What makes you you?'

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

The best ones must be the presumptuous...

"I'm in your area later"

"Yeah I will be too, still not interested"

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...

Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"

Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after

How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut

lol"

How very dare you. I for one am writing to my local MP, such is my outrage!

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...

Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"

Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after

How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut

lol

How very dare you. I for one am writing to my local MP, such is my outrage!

I am your local MP. I look forward to hearing from you.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Guys don’t always get sarcasm so a smart response is often wasted.

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Guys don’t always get sarcasm so a smart response is often wasted. "

Was that sarcasm? Thought I'd better check

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol"

I don’t know if you noticed but I’m pretty straight to the point and there’s more than enough ‘games’ going on here that I just can’t be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol

I don’t know if you noticed but I’m pretty straight to the point and there’s more than enough ‘games’ going on here that I just can’t be arsed

Christ it was a joke lol

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

You should play the game, you know pink and yellow polkadot waistcoat and a 19" strap on or something lol

I don’t know if you noticed but I’m pretty straight to the point and there’s more than enough ‘games’ going on here that I just can’t be arsed

Christ it was a joke lol"

Yeah I saw that…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’s seem like my kinda people ! Let’s chat and get into something meaningful!

Answer “ yeah hold on just putting the bins out “ lol

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Or the one from some tosser with master in his username that just said "Asl slut"...

Reply was...."fuck off fud, I'd make you wear yer arse for a hat"

Yeah I liked that one, big bad dom man blocked me after

How dare they talk to you like that? I want you to be my slut

lol

How very dare you. I for one am writing to my local MP, such is my outrage!

I am your local MP. I look forward to hearing from you. "

Well I never voted for you

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

I like that one, normally reply "trakkies and a hoody"

Ha ha ha.... instant boner killer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

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Tbf i was just asking

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

Tbf i was just asking

Would your reply be some random animal costume ?

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

Tbf i was just asking

Haha I may shock you one day and tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

Tbf i was just asking

Haha I may shock you one day and tell you.

"
Oooofftt, promises promises,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live making up random responses like

"my lawyer told me not to answer any questions" or "the docs changing my medication I will reply later"

Or my fab is "my psychiatrist is still running tests"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do find the “how’s you” thing to be real funny.

Over and over I read female profiles that say “don’t just say how’s you, I won’t respond, be interesting” etc

And then I check my inbox and nearly every woman who messages me says “how’s you”!

It really tickles me.

But… I always respond sincerely, I’ll tell them how I am, and a conversation will begin!

As far as I’m concerned “how’s you” is a perfectly fine way to start a conversation, you’re messaging me for a reason, so I’ll engage and allow you to get to that reason

I've noticed this too. On the rare occasion I get an initial hello message from a woman on here it's always the shortest possible message .. 'hey' 'hey there'

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

I've gone with the "I'm nakkid wi a 10" dildo up me"...

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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

I've gone with the "I'm nakkid wi a 10" dildo up me"..."

10” oh dear lord

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Sorry just give me a minute til I finish burying the last nite numbskull who asked me that

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

I've gone with the "I'm nakkid wi a 10" dildo up me"...

10” oh dear lord

Its a typo, knowing Jane what she meant was 10 dildos

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I usually get asked what I’m wearing.

My reply is normally ‘clothes of course’

I've gone with the "I'm nakkid wi a 10" dildo up me"...

10” oh dear lord

Its a typo, knowing Jane what she meant was 10 dildos

Ah, shhh you. Ah was only warmin up...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Also had a random message saying , "love to ruin your arse, i see you were in my town again. How'd ye find Aberdeen"

I just replied.... "It was on a map"

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By *ack-FMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey....is for horses...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Hope you are well", I reply so do I.

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

Is that even English?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When someone is being an arse I usually message back with a pic of one of my tits and ask if it reminds them of anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok please don’t shoot me down here and I’m not trying to be smart ( god knows I’m definitely not smart!! ) but how is someone supposed to open a message if it’s not with hello how are you ? I was always taught that it’s polite to ask after someone when your speaking to them. And certainly when I meet people in real life I would normally as how they were? But then again I’m not known for my social skills

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Ok please don’t shoot me down here and I’m not trying to be smart ( god knows I’m definitely not smart!! ) but how is someone supposed to open a message if it’s not with hello how are you ? I was always taught that it’s polite to ask after someone when your speaking to them. And certainly when I meet people in real life I would normally as how they were? But then again I’m not known for my social skills

Think your meant to insult them but call them sexy or gorgeous so they know you’re a dom. Then give them some dirty proposition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think your meant to insult them but call them sexy or gorgeous so they know you’re a dom. Then give them some dirty proposition."

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Think the OP is digging at the low effort "hows u" message, usually from an unverified blank profile that cant be arsed reading yours before messaging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think the OP is digging at the low effort "hows u" message, usually from an unverified blank profile that cant be arsed reading yours before messaging

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Yeah this

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