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50 shades of crap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do people read this nonsense and think oh we'll try that do people not relise there only words not real life! Its so so different in real life !rant over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol its harmless mummy porn, if they try it and like it so be it, if not it will probably scare the bejesus out of them, at least it mentu=ions safe words etc. been in kink for years and i think the books are tame and not particularly representative of bdsm but not sure they are meant to be either...try the story of o instead?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Why do people read this nonsense and think oh we'll try that do people not relise there only words not real life! Its so so different in real life !rant over!!"
Im presuming you've read them to know they are crap?

why do most guys watch porn that aint real life either but they still do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww...jacs...

Dont ruin it for them...

Of course we all wait in all Day wearing sexy undies waiting for a plumber and pizza delivery guy. To come give Us a Good seeing to lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Awww...jacs...

Dont ruin it for them...

Of course we all wait in all Day wearing sexy undies waiting for a plumber and pizza delivery guy. To come give Us a Good seeing to lol "
Most guys think ur sitting around all day in ur sexy undies Auds...but the truth im sitting in my old joggie bottoms and t shirt with half my dinner spilt down the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the phone tO my mum yesterday and she told me she has bought the book! I said if my dad keels over with a heart attack I'm holding her and that fekkin book responsible. Dad is 80 and mum 73 by the way.

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Dad is 80 and mum 73 by the way. "
never to old to play intellectually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be so boring mate if you havent read the book your self how would you know its crap

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Awww...jacs... Dont ruin it for them...Of course we all wait in all Day wearing sexy undies waiting for a plumber and pizza delivery guy. To come give Us a Good seeing to lol Most guys think ur sitting around all day in ur sexy undies Auds...but the truth im sitting in my old joggie bottoms and t shirt with half my dinner spilt down the front "
whoop whoop. Jacs been out jogging round tae Auds and those nawty minxes got down n dirty wi the pizza guy. What flavour was it? Spicy hot salami sausage? Or tuna and banana? And whatever did you girls do wi the poor plumbers plunger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people read this nonsense and think oh we'll try that do people not relise there only words not real life! Its so so different in real life !rant over!!"

Take it you've read it then so you'll know it's an easy read, hence why it's so popular. Lots of hype and personally I was a bit disappointed but still a good read

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I agree, not much story line and by the 3rd book it is all just the same muchness.

However I attended a "party" recently which was themed as 50shades.

Managed to make an addition to my sex toybox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's junk. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I loved them "

Excellent, you can come to a club with us. It's teeming with billionaire dom sorts. Can't get to the bar for them. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I loved them "

Me too...

Easy read....

Kept u wanting to know what happened next....

Might not be well written... Might not be real to the scene....

But hey it's a fun read

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"On the phone tO my mum yesterday and she told me she has bought the book! I said if my dad keels over with a heart attack I'm holding her and that fekkin book responsible. Dad is 80 and mum 73 by the way. "

lol your mum and dad have more life in them than i do so good on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over-hyped literary bog roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefered Story of 'O' more.But have enjoyed reading them.Harmless fun,live and let live.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Isn't fiction by definition just a little bit of fantasy be it 50 Shades or Alice in Wonderland? If it is fantasy, then is it not the case that one persons fantasy is another's reality?

I have read all three and agree with others they are relatively tame,not the best writing style in the world but definitely an easy read, a wee step out of reality which is what reading fiction is all about

Shy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeezo people...

Its a book!!!!

Get over it...

If you read it and liked it...great

If you didnt Fair,enuf..

Seemd itsmostly guys Thats moaning about them?

Whats the matter guys...your birds ignoring you

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Whats the matter guys...your birds ignoring you"
naw - the birds enjoyed the 50 shades of raspberry ripple. Now they want mint choc whips but the poor guys struggle to find vanilla. Seriously though, a lot of guys go for porn in shape of pics or vids but just don't get the intellectual foreplay that comes from written word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boring lol I have read all 3 ..... Hence why I said 50 shades of crap !

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Boring lol I have read all 3 ..... Hence why I said 50 shades of crap ! "
They couldn't have been that crap that you took the time to read all three...surly the first one should have told you that if that's how you felt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boring lol I have read all 3 ..... Hence why I said 50 shades of crap ! They couldn't have been that crap that you took the time to read all three...surly the first one should have told you that if that's how you felt ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boring lol I have read all 3 ..... Hence why I said 50 shades of crap ! They couldn't have been that crap that you took the time to read all three...surly the first one should have told you that if that's how you felt ? "

Not really, some can get better as you get into the series.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When stuck on nightshift a read is a read and as its bought as a trilogy kinda got to read all three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the most telling part of the books is the fact that the guy is a proper alpha male billionaire. Book sales wouldn't have been half as brisk if it was a tax accountant from Wolverhampton who lived in a 2 bed semi in the burbs.

Guy porn tends to be a lot less wealth and power based. For example, we'd quite happily fantasize about a female tax accountant from Wolverhampton if we thought she was wearing stockings and sussies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I loved them

Excellent, you can come to a club with us. It's teeming with billionaire dom sorts. Can't get to the bar for them. lol "

Really count me in thought I'd rather a billionaire sub I like being on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm writing a novel based on my past relationships...

I'm calling it "50 shovels of shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a pile of shite

A real sexy read is Nancy friday's 'Women on Top' or 'Men in Love'

In the 80's she asked women, then men, to send in their fantasies and then compiled them into these two books. Not for faint hearted as has everything in them and I mean EVERYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the Harry Potter books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the reason they're so popular is exactly that they are so tame. kinky mills & boon. makes it easier to jump from vanilla into a little adventurous. Im a huge fan of story of o but most vanilla would find it scary. there's more in 50 shades to bring into real life than story of o. tho most people on here will have lived thru more than is in all 3 books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Story of O" is indeed much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeezo people...

Its a book!!!!

Get over it...

If you read it and liked it...great

If you didnt Fair,enuf..

Seemd itsmostly guys Thats moaning about them?

Whats the matter guys...your birds ignoring you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is a pile of shite

A real sexy read is Nancy friday's 'Women on Top' or 'Men in Love'

In the 80's she asked women, then men, to send in their fantasies and then compiled them into these two books. Not for faint hearted as has everything in them and I mean EVERYTHING!

"

I forgot about Women on Top. I had that book I must check the boxes of books in the cellar.

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