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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i work as a gas engineer and im in about 10 houses a day fixing and servicing boilers. i would love to visit a house and the couple or single female starts playing in another room and i catch them and join in. so people dont be shy with the visiting workman lol x

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By *addie bunnetMan
over a year ago

glasgow

may you be better just doing your job then i wouldnt need to wait days on end get repairs done lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"may you be better just doing your job then i wouldnt need to wait days on end get repairs done lol"

pmsl your obviously not good looking enough or we would be round the minute your heating broke down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a party sat night and were awaiting the delivery of a new bed between 5 and 9 ,was all dressed up and awaiting our guests so though 2 delivery guys could be fun....totally gutted as they were both ugly fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

delivering a bed between 5-9 on a saturday night???? i hope you tipped them well lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"delivering a bed between 5-9 on a saturday night???? i hope you tipped them well lol x"
yip we were given the 4 hour allocated time on frid ,and no tip i was gutted ...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well you knw where i am if your heating breaks down but the chances of getting me on a saturday night r next to none, unless its worth my while lol

the temptation to ask what happened to your old beds getting the better of me ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got interrupted on Friday night by the police of all people. Was bouncing on the mr, really caught up in the moment and 'chap chap'

Normally we would ignore it but you know what a police chap is like lol. One of our elderly neighbours fell down the stairs and was there a little while thankfully she's ok.

And we do think the two cops, make and female, knew exactly what we were upto lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted about this sort of thing a while ago, got caught with another (now ex) fabber in here flat by two gaffers of workies that had been in a few days before to 'check the quality of the work'. The place was like a sex den, handcuffs, candles, heels (hers, not mine!) , underwear all over the place and her in her robe and fishnets on and me trying to hold it together as they went round the flat, moving the box of toys to check a new plug that had been put in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hope it wasnt a butt plug lol. ive had a few roll abouts with customers, 3 to be exact but i sorta knew them all beforehand so flirting was easier. ive had a few older woman being suggestive but i cant afford to lose my job by overstepping the mark. they would have to be upfront n just come out with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope it wasnt a butt plug lol. ive had a few roll abouts with customers, 3 to be exact but i sorta knew them all beforehand so flirting was easier. ive had a few older woman being suggestive but i cant afford to lose my job by overstepping the mark. they would have to be upfront n just come out with it lol"

I never get any good looking tradesmen come had the gas engineer in the other day doing gas safety check he was kinda cute till he was in phone to his misses lol aw well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm I wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I never get any good looking tradesmen come had the gas engineer in the other day doing gas safety check he was kinda cute till he was in phone to his misses lol aw well lol"

im not far from langbank so maybe you can use me as your engineer next time, you might get a discount lol.

but would you be forward enough to try it on with him.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I never get any good looking tradesmen come had the gas engineer in the other day doing gas safety check he was kinda cute till he was in phone to his misses lol aw well lol

im not far from langbank so maybe you can use me as your engineer next time, you might get a discount lol.

but would you be forward enough to try it on with him.x"

I'm quite flirty in fact I always have banter with the workmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I'm quite flirty in fact I always have banter with the workmen "

i think your needing a service, i mean your boilers needing a service lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i work as a gas engineer and im in about 10 houses a day fixing and servicing boilers. i would love to visit a house and the couple or single female starts playing in another room and i catch them and join in. so people dont be shy with the visiting workman lol x"
10 houses a day servcing boilers plus travelling to and from each job in a 8 hr shift,thank god you dont service my boiler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol x10 houses a day servcing boilers plus travelling to and from each job in a 8 hr shift,thank god you dont service my boiler "

an 8 hour shift???? i take exception to that lol i leave the house at 4.30am every morning and im not home usually til back of 7pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm quite flirty in fact I always have banter with the workmen

i think your needing a service, i mean your boilers needing a service lol "

My boilers always needing some fine tuning it's always overheating lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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My boilers always needing some fine tuning it's always overheating lol

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probably needing a pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My boilers always needing some fine tuning it's always overheating lol

probably needing a pump "

A decent pump might sort it right out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a dirty girl miss xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a dirty girl miss xxx"

Haha you know that's not true mr I'm

A very pleasant and respectable young woman and I believe I owe you a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a dirty girl miss xxx

Haha you know that's not true mr I'm

A very pleasant and respectable young woman and I believe I owe you a coffee "

what happened to my coffee then ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your a dirty girl miss xxx

Haha you know that's not true mr I'm

A very pleasant and respectable young woman and I believe I owe you a coffee

what happened to my coffee then ?????"

You never bought me lunch !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

will i just get my coffee when i come round to sort you out with a pump lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol x10 houses a day servcing boilers plus travelling to and from each job in a 8 hr shift,thank god you dont service my boiler

an 8 hour shift???? i take exception to that lol i leave the house at 4.30am every morning and im not home usually til back of 7pm. "
could just imagine the gas man chapping my door at 6am to service my boiler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was always so blind to it when i worked in the gha houses as a wee laddie. woman asking if i wanted a cup of tea her daughter wasnt back til 4 so anytime i wanted tea just chap her door.

I was a twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol could just imagine the gas man chapping my door at 6am to service my boiler."

my first jobs at 7.30 in fife i go to the gym every morning for an hour before heading there, i stay in glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will i just get my coffee when i come round to sort you out with a pump lol x"

Haha yeah sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Haha yeah sure "

if your heating breaks down give me a shout, if a cant fix it i'll just have to warm u up myself lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a £60 call out charge and a huge bill ,, and he wants a shot at someones mrs ,, dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask when he was robbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a £60 call out charge and a huge bill ,, and he wants a shot at someones mrs ,, dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask when he was robbing "

£60 call out charge, thats a bargin whos under cutting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Haha yeah sure

if your heating breaks down give me a shout, if a cant fix it i'll just have to warm u up myself lol x"

Tbh the boilers working fine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be my ultimate fantasy but never no if the workie would or not lol

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Happy to provide free estimates for "All Trades"....Can even bring Pip along for more detailed investigation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm now let me go cause some havoc in this house that will require repairing ,,,,, whats first haha and defo need a womans touch x

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Pmsl! Be round in a jiffy! But danger is we might cause even more havoc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw well just means use will need to keep returning till we hav customer satisfaction x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aw well just means use will need to keep returning till we hav customer satisfaction x"

customer satisfaction is my middle name lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im sure u get a lot of returning trade x

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