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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "
Turning the oven on for dinner,sitting waiting for it to cook in the oven only to discover I preheated the oven but didn't actually put the dinner in an hour after I thought I had

used hair spray as deoderant & vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have left keys in the door, both house and car. Went away recently for a few days and forgot to pack pants,

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment? Turning the oven on for dinner,sitting waiting for it to cook in the oven only to discover I preheated the oven but didn't actually put the dinner in an hour after I thought I had

used hair spray as deoderant & vice versa "

Oh no! So long as it wasn't Christmas Dinner or similar for all the family.

Hairspray on your arm pits

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Have left keys in the door, both house and car. Went away recently for a few days and forgot to pack pants, "

We've all done that before but have been lucky nothing bad has happened as a result.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Most embarrassing one was throwing out the TV remote on bin emptying day because I thought it was broke, when I was asked if I'd tried changing the batteries I felt really blonde lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used that minty shower gel on my mans business, eye-watering

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "

I think the poor man was set up.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Seen this post two hours ago and forgot to reply .

Have almost forgotten to shift my fem things before .

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Most embarrassing one was throwing out the TV remote on bin emptying day because I thought it was broke, when I was asked if I'd tried changing the batteries I felt really blonde lol "

Don't be silly. Of course it wasn't the batteries. Honest!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment?

I think the poor man was set up. "

Perhaps

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Seen this post two hours ago and forgot to reply .

Have almost forgotten to shift my fem things before . "

That could lead to some awkward questions lol

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

I switched on the microwave this evening to heat up fajitas. To then see the fajitas sitting on the kitchen worktop

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Used that minty shower gel on my mans business, eye-watering "

Keep trying it. After a while you start enjoying it lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Most embarrassing one was throwing out the TV remote on bin emptying day because I thought it was broke, when I was asked if I'd tried changing the batteries I felt really blonde lol

Don't be silly. Of course it wasn't the batteries. Honest! "
Phew thank god for that lol

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By *ouplefor funCouple
over a year ago

near kilmarnock

Always doing it go away with out logging off fab show up on line for days

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Always doing it go away with out logging off fab show up on line for days "
You don't Fab automatically logs you out after a certain time

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "

Does remind me of a story a woman told me years ago.

Her man came home pished and used too eat the fridge.

One morning he woke up and announced that CHEESE SPREAD she bought was SHITE.

He had ate a packet of crackers with CANESTEN Thrush cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago son had chickenpox. Had all the usual stuff.

Anyway I had heartburn one night and in the dark, in my defence, I went for the Gaviscon. Yeah u guessed it full mouthful of calomine lotion. Chalky mouth for hours.

Blamed it on baby brain, he was 4, lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "

Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

How many have finished dinner and went to put the dishes in the sink and started walking upstairs into the bedroom and thought "what the f@ck am I doing here?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FOR SENIORS

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need

people to stop pissing you off.

#4 - Your people skills are

just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

#6 - “On time” is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will..

And one more:

“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

I do number 5 alllllll the time

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By *nRMan
over a year ago

central Scotland

I am always doing that, then I go to show someone something on my phone and it opens on fabs page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am always doing that, then I go to show someone something on my phone and it opens on fabs page "

also done that

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Always doing it go away with out logging off fab show up on line for days "

Oops! I hope nobody who shouldn't sees what you've been up to lol

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I am always doing that, then I go to show someone something on my phone and it opens on fabs page "

And their response is?

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"FOR SENIORS

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need

people to stop pissing you off.

#4 - Your people skills are

just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

#6 - “On time” is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will..

And one more:

“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

I do number 5 alllllll the time "

So very true

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock


"Used that minty shower gel on my mans business, eye-watering "

Ouch! There should be warning on the label!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"How many have finished dinner and went to put the dishes in the sink and started walking upstairs into the bedroom and thought "what the f@ck am I doing here?" "

Lmao probably more of us than you'd expect

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment?

Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt"

Just remember that the people that saw you are not laughing with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am always doing that, then I go to show someone something on my phone and it opens on fabs page "

Could be worse. Could be naked pics of the wife.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment?

Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt

Just remember that the people that saw you are not laughing with you... "

Oh I know!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.

My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.

What's your most embarrassing senior moment?

Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt

Just remember that the people that saw you are not laughing with you...

Oh I know!"

But we're laughing with you. Too good a story not to share

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By *W1970Man
over a year ago

hamilton

To many to mention

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"To many to mention "

OK, thanks for sharing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FOR SENIORS

#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

#3 - You don't need anger management. You need

people to stop pissing you off.

#4 - Your people skills are

just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

#6 - “On time” is when you get there.

#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will..

And one more:

“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.

I do number 5 alllllll the time "

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