FabSwingers.com forum: GLASGOW

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In Glasgow The Bins go out more than us

By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

In Glasgow social mobility depends on bus bus routes

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Glasgow they shit on statues "

Who does

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Glasgow they shit on statues "

Two Scousers died in a car crash, and went to heaven. They got to the Pearly Gates, but St Peter couldn't find their names on the list.

He asked them to wait at the Pearly Gates while he went to speak to God. God wasn't expecting them, so told St Peter to go back to the Pearly Gates and ask them their story.

A few minutes later, St Peter returned to God and told them they'd gone. God was perplexed. GONE? Where could they possibly go?

St Peter replied, I have no idea, but they've gone, the Pearly Gates have gone!