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What's in a name?

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

A little while ago, Mrs BC was telling me about a work colleague of hers who was about to ask for a client, who should have been in the waiting room, to come in for the appointment.

She looked at the name written down and realised she didn't know how it was pronounced. It was written as 'La-a'. She decided to call out the name as La ah.

There was no response so she called the name again. La ah. Again no response so she called the name out once more but, this time, followed by the surname.

At this a girl and her mother stood up. The mother was furious and angrily shouted something along the lines of "Are you stupid? Can't you read that her name's Ladasha!"

It's often asked, what's in a name but this girls name probably said more about her mother!

What's the strangest name or most ridiculous pronunciation of a name that you've come across?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work as a taxi driver and over the years I've had to announce amongst many others that I was there for mr Gay,who definitely was and Mr Bean,who i swear to god was the spitting image of the man himself!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Work as a taxi driver and over the years I've had to announce amongst many others that I was there for mr Gay,who definitely was and Mr Bean,who i swear to god was the spitting image of the man himself!"

Lmao I bet you come across quite a lot of strange ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Work as a taxi driver and over the years I've had to announce amongst many others that I was there for mr Gay,who definitely was and Mr Bean,who i swear to god was the spitting image of the man himself!

Lmao I bet you come across quite a lot of strange ones. "
they say taxi drivers could write a book,its true.All sorts going on in here,wish I wasn't driving when it was gong on tho

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Work as a taxi driver and over the years I've had to announce amongst many others that I was there for mr Gay,who definitely was and Mr Bean,who i swear to god was the spitting image of the man himself!

Lmao I bet you come across quite a lot of strange ones. they say taxi drivers could write a book,its true.All sorts going on in here,wish I wasn't driving when it was gong on tho "

I agree. Start writing. I'll proof read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Work as a taxi driver and over the years I've had to announce amongst many others that I was there for mr Gay,who definitely was and Mr Bean,who i swear to god was the spitting image of the man himself!

Lmao I bet you come across quite a lot of strange ones. they say taxi drivers could write a book,its true.All sorts going on in here,wish I wasn't driving when it was gong on tho

I agree. Start writing. I'll proof read "
ill send you a few messages see what you make of it put a sole on your face for sure

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I encounter funny/unusual names everyday but Dr Hoo is probably my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back i met al pacino. The asian al pacino from govan that is. A taxi driver called his name to much laughter from the queue, until the man stepped forward, apparently his dad was a massive fan and it really was his name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres also a Glasgow restaurant owner Mr Singh,who has a son called oleg named after a player from his favourite team who scored the first goal in a big game. Oleg Singh. Couldn't make it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Work as a taxi driver and over the years I've had to announce amongst many others that I was there for mr Gay,who definitely was and Mr Bean,who i swear to god was the spitting image of the man himself!

Lmao I bet you come across quite a lot of strange ones. they say taxi drivers could write a book,its true.All sorts going on in here,wish I wasn't driving when it was gong on tho

I agree. Start writing. I'll proof read ill send you a few messages see what you make of it put a sole on your face for sure "
sole?smile that should be

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By *cottishornMan
over a year ago

wee village

Read in the newpapers about 3 years after 9/11 American customs held a man from singapore for a random search. Ask for his first name he answer "batman" ask a few times more same answer. Then asked for his surname. "Superman" the man answered. They HELD him for nearly 5 hours waiting on NYPD to take him away. They checked his passport..... his name was

"Batman Bin Supaman" held for nearly 5 hours and the custom officers didn't think to open ois passport and it could have been resolved there and then. Was an IT consultant if I rememebr right for thier DoD.

Sounds made up but this story if true and stuck with me forever.

Just like the town in Eastern turkey called Batman too

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By *implyJayGeeMan
over a year ago

Garthamlock


"Read in the newpapers about 3 years after 9/11 American customs held a man from singapore for a random search. Ask for his first name he answer "batman" ask a few times more same answer. Then asked for his surname. "Superman" the man answered. They HELD him for nearly 5 hours waiting on NYPD to take him away. They checked his passport..... his name was

"Batman Bin Supaman" held for nearly 5 hours and the custom officers didn't think to open ois passport and it could have been resolved there and then. Was an IT consultant if I rememebr right for thier DoD.

Sounds made up but this story if true and stuck with me forever.

Just like the town in Eastern turkey called Batman too "

There’s also a cünt in Turkey

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