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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.

This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?

I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.

Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).

Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.

What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, I get as hard as blackpool rock

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"lol, I get as hard as blackpool rock "

Tasty but very crunchy too. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of working in a deli with a medical student who identified our more exotic foods on the Bristol Stool Scale...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Blowjobs has to be the Beaufort Scale.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

For the overall hotness of a meet, The Scoville scale.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Blowjobs has to be the Beaufort Scale. "

That's what I reckoned too. Be careful of those that result in structural damage lol

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"For the overall hotness of a meet, The Scoville scale. "

Now that does make sense. Who on fab would you describe as pure capsaicin?

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona "

Do you compare each other's?

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Reminds me of working in a deli with a medical student who identified our more exotic foods on the Bristol Stool Scale... "

How lovely lol. There's consistency in that!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Blancmange ....

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Blancmange ...."

Is that 11 when it's gone jelly like and there's cream everywhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona

Do you compare each other's? "
he's quite happy sending pics to me now,we've cemented a relationship

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Blancmange ....

Is that 11 when it's gone jelly like and there's cream everywhere? "

Stick a wee flake in and you can 99 me.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona

Do you compare each other's? he's quite happy sending pics to me now,we've cemented a relationship "

You've formed a conglomerate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona

Do you compare each other's? he's quite happy sending pics to me now,we've cemented a relationship

You've formed a conglomerate. "
very good that's 2 1 to you on aggregate

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Orgasms measured by the Richter scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of working in a deli with a medical student who identified our more exotic foods on the Bristol Stool Scale...

How lovely lol. There's consistency in that! "

It was shi... awful

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona

Do you compare each other's? he's quite happy sending pics to me now,we've cemented a relationship

You've formed a conglomerate. very good that's 2 1 to you on aggregate "

I'm gritting my teeth at that!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Orgasms measured by the Richter scale "

I'd be more than happy testing that out with you. I hope you have a quake proofed bed and house

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Arousal in millilitres.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Arousal in millilitres. "

Not imperial measurements?

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


"Orgasms measured by the Richter scale "

Surely measuring in ohms would work - sparks flying and all...

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Arousal in millilitres.

Not imperial measurements? "

I could go a pint now you mention it.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Pretty fucking hard.

I knocked out a gorilla last week.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Orgasms measured by the Richter scale

Surely measuring in ohms would work - sparks flying and all..."

You mean like......ohm-agod’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to start measuring your partner on the Glasgow Coma Scale you know your shit in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its so hard, they had to send in, Chuck Norriss to take that sucker down

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm super hard. Come take me on in a square go and I'll show you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's volume of cum measured in? Siemens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo the Bristol stool scale.....

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By *lexixCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Travellin aroon

Are'nt diamonds a "girls best friend"

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Arousal in millilitres.

Not imperial measurements?

I could go a pint now you mention it. "

Excellent. Let's do it.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Are'nt diamonds a "girls best friend" "

Not if it's actually drilling through them!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"What's volume of cum measured in? Siemens? "

Loving spoonfuls

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Its so hard, they had to send in, Chuck Norriss to take that sucker down "

He was sucking?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I use the Spinal Tap amplifier scale and dial it up to 11

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's volume of cum measured in? Siemens? "

Or how thick

Otswald v=KPt

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


"

You mean like......ohm-agod’s?"

Depending on your kink, resistance is required...

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Hardness varies with alcohol

But how about dynamic viscosity for a measure of sliperyness. I reckon I could get my partner to 100 centipoise

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Hardness varies with alcohol

But how about dynamic viscosity for a measure of sliperyness. I reckon I could get my partner to 100 centipoise "

Is that all?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's volume of cum measured in? Siemens?

Or how thick

Otswald v=KPt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You mean like......ohm-agod’s?

Depending on your kink, resistance is required... "

Now's that's an electrical engineer joke!

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Post event tiredness could be measured in 'Brownlees'....

i.e. did you need help to get over the finishing line?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.

This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?

I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.

Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).

Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.

What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc? "

What about "it's so hard you could break a slab of toffee over it"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great Post...Borders Couple.

Me, I'd get hard in a freezer!

I'd have to say 10, Diamond. My pictures would confirm it too

Namaste xXx

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.

This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?

I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.

Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).

Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.

What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc?

What about "it's so hard you could break a slab of toffee over it"? "

We'd have to know the strength of the slab of toffee.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Great Post...Borders Couple.

Me, I'd get hard in a freezer!

I'd have to say 10, Diamond. My pictures would confirm it too

Namaste xXx"

In that case you should be able to use it to drill through a wall.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Post event tiredness could be measured in 'Brownlees'....

i.e. did you need help to get over the finishing line?"

Great idea. Not just for post event but also for during!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I use the Spinal Tap amplifier scale and dial it up to 11 "

Lol I believe that bit was based on the Heavy Metal band, Saxon. Remember them?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I use the Spinal Tap amplifier scale and dial it up to 11

Lol I believe that bit was based on the Heavy Metal band, Saxon. Remember them? "

Yea hated the the Normans.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I use the Spinal Tap amplifier scale and dial it up to 11

Lol I believe that bit was based on the Heavy Metal band, Saxon. Remember them?

Yea hated the the Normans."

Nah that was the Anglo-Saxons that hated the Normans. The Saxons had split years before.

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By *uffinMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It depends if I'm using my restraints or how long I play for.. but throbbing blood vessels visible...yeah hard as...

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.

This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?

I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.

Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).

Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.

What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc?

What about "it's so hard you could break a slab of toffee over it"?

We'd have to know the strength of the slab of toffee. "

It's a SLAB!

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