FabSwingers.com forum: Interview questions

By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

I've noticed quite a few forum posts recently from men wondering why they're not getting responses to messages they send out.

We, on the other hand, try to reply to all messages we receive. However, as many ladies and couples will have discovered, most men are not very good at opening up about themselves except for their sexual prowess. Furthermore they often say things like "If you want to know anymore, just ask".

I'd rather not turn a chat into a formal interview. I'd prefer that chat was a bit more naturally flowing.

But it's got me thinking. To get to know potential fab friends better, we could have a series of interview questions based on what might be asked in a job interview but with a fab twist.

For instance, "What do you consider to be the characteristics of an excellent friend with benefits?" or "Describe a situation where your sexual skills kept both males and females fully engaged."

What questions should be asked to really get to know the character and performance of someone who messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have your own teeth, Do you own pampas grass. Did you dress yourself this morning. Do you understand the meaning of GSOH, Sorry Just a few of the top of my head.

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Dornoch

How would you describe your cunnilingus style?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

On a scale of Lynx can to Sky remote, how big is your penis

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Do you have your own teeth, Do you own pampas grass. Did you dress yourself this morning. Do you understand the meaning of GSOH, Sorry Just a few of the top of my head.

Very pertinent questions

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"How would you describe your cunnilingus style?"

A very good question but perhaps it needs a little extra added to encourage how their specific style hits the mark.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"On a scale of Lynx can to Sky remote, how big is your penis "

What! No Calor Gas bottles!

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

It would actually be so funny conducting an interview like this with someone not expecting it.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

What do you consider your finest achievement?

Can you give me an example of when your teamwork paid off?

Do you have at least two recent references for your performance, and can I PM them for a meet?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

What about considering a role play? To ascertain if the candidate/s is/are able to suitably carry out the position.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"What do you consider your finest achievement?

Can you give me an example of when your teamwork paid off?

Do you have at least two recent references for your performance, and can I PM them for a meet?"

Very good. I was wondering if someone would mention references lol

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"What about considering a role play? To ascertain if the candidate/s is/are able to suitably carry out the position. "

What an excellent idea.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Surely it would be in sections ? Health , Presentation , performance . Etc

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By *eliciouslySalaciousCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can you give me an example of when your teamwork paid off?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a sexual position, what would you be and why.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"If you were a sexual position, what would you be and why.

The answer to that really could be a mouthful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a sexual position, what would you be and why.

The answer to that really could be a mouthful. "

Doggy style , because I will come to work every morning feeling ruff.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"If you were a sexual position, what would you be and why.

The answer to that really could be a mouthful.

Doggy style , because I will come to work every morning feeling ruff.

I think you've just talked yourself out of the 'job' lol. You should be raring to go.

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Dornoch

Give an example of your ability to multitask? Dealing with 2 or more "priorities" at the same time.

How do your ensure that all targets

are met?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

It's something I can't even think about as this kind of interaction is alien to me so I'd simply take the piss out it.

Talking with folk I tend to concentrate more on the interaction than the sexual kind of talk.

I believe that sex is a natural progression and a bigger part is the exploration and finding out for yourself what makes a sutor/s tick.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

How long can you hold your breathe.....

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Is it a problem that I do give prospective individuals the Spanish inquisition before meeting as part of the whole bdsm trust, respect, consent, boundaries and limitations....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about the last time someone said no/stop. How did you respond... Were you a huffy b@st@rd or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anyone in your life who would be upset to find out you’re meeting right now?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Is it a problem that I do give prospective individuals the Spanish inquisition before meeting as part of the whole bdsm trust, respect, consent, boundaries and limitations....

As of QI everyone was informed of the Spanish Inquisition before they turned up .

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Is it a problem that I do give prospective individuals the Spanish inquisition before meeting as part of the whole bdsm trust, respect, consent, boundaries and limitations....

As of QI everyone was informed of the Spanish Inquisition before they turned up .

You may believe that but I go along with the much higher authority ie Monty Python.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Is there anyone in your life who would be upset to find out you’re meeting right now? "

Now that would put a lot of people on the spot!

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Tell me about the last time someone said no/stop. How did you respond... Were you a huffy b@st@rd or not"

Good question.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Is it a problem that I do give prospective individuals the Spanish inquisition before meeting as part of the whole bdsm trust, respect, consent, boundaries and limitations....

Absolutely not. Is this part of your inquisition?

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"How long can you hold your breathe....."

Now that is very important to know about.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"It's something I can't even think about as this kind of interaction is alien to me so I'd simply take the piss out it.

Talking with folk I tend to concentrate more on the interaction than the sexual kind of talk.

I believe that sex is a natural progression and a bigger part is the exploration and finding out for yourself what makes a sutor/s tick. "

Well, the whole point of this was to be fun. I don’t really expect anyone to conduct formal interviews for this.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Give an example of your ability to multitask? Dealing with 2 or more "priorities" at the same time.

How do your ensure that all targets

are met?"

Very valid.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Is it a problem that I do give prospective individuals the Spanish inquisition before meeting as part of the whole bdsm trust, respect, consent, boundaries and limitations....

As of QI everyone was informed of the Spanish Inquisition before they turned up .

You may believe that but I go along with the much higher authority ie Monty Python. "

Therein I'm not a lumberjack though do wear suspenders and a bra .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once heard a guy say in a Newcaslte night club alright pet, how do you like your eggs in the morning ?

Fertilised or unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once heard a guy say in a Newcaslte night club alright pet, how do you like your eggs in the morning ?

Fertilised or unfertilised

I like mine with a kiss.

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By *ack For Fun69Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

Mate had an interview in real life last week (by a guy half his age) and was asked if you were an emoji what would you be, do you know what one is?

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Once heard a guy say in a Newcaslte night club alright pet, how do you like your eggs in the morning ?

Fertilised or unfertilised

I like mine with a kiss."

He sounds a bit posh for a Geordie!

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Mate had an interview in real life last week (by a guy half his age) and was asked if you were an emoji what would you be, do you know what one is? "

That's unbelievable. The interviewer obviously needs to get some inspiration from this thread.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Is it a problem that I do give prospective individuals the Spanish inquisition before meeting as part of the whole bdsm trust, respect, consent, boundaries and limitations....

As of QI everyone was informed of the Spanish Inquisition before they turned up .

You may believe that but I go along with the much higher authority ie Monty Python.

Therein I'm not a lumberjack though do wear suspenders and a bra .

And you're ok

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How would you describe your cunnilingus style?"

Offer them a Creme Egg.

Then, assess how they unwrap, caress and eat it.

Bonus points if they can lick the centre out. ??

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"How would you describe your cunnilingus style?

Offer them a Creme Egg.

Then, assess how they unwrap, caress and eat it.

Bonus points if they can lick the centre out. ??"

And no fertilising it either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you describe your cunnilingus style?

Offer them a Creme Egg.

Then, assess how they unwrap, caress and eat it.

Bonus points if they can lick the centre out. ??"

I did once buy a date a twister ice lolly just to see how she tackled it....

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