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By *irdriebhoy OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Funny or embarrassing?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort "

What about Glasgow Fort?

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By *irdriebhoy OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

damn auto correct lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my defence... I built a little fort

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort

What about Glasgow Fort?"

Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort

What about Glasgow Fort?Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me "

You didn’t do it in there!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never received a first message.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort

What about Glasgow Fort?Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me

You didn’t do it in there!!!! "

do what!! Your mind is terrible

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort

What about Glasgow Fort?Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me

You didn’t do it in there!!!! do what!! Your mind is terrible "

My mind lives in the gutter

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort

What about Glasgow Fort?Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me

You didn’t do it in there!!!! do what!! Your mind is terrible

My mind lives in the gutter "

so it's elevated a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a very vicious one once but can't say the word on here but there was another which made me laugh. It was and I quote " Can I charm my way into your knickers?" I just said no thanks lol x

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I got a very vicious one once but can't say the word on here but there was another which made me laugh. It was and I quote " Can I charm my way into your knickers?" I just said no thanks lol x"
pmsl it just envisaged some dude with a snake charmers get up whistling a penny flute in your direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a very vicious one once but can't say the word on here but there was another which made me laugh. It was and I quote " Can I charm my way into your knickers?" I just said no thanks lol xpmsl it just envisaged some dude with a snake charmers get up whistling a penny flute in your direction "

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner "

I’m just waiting on pudding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

I’m just waiting on pudding! "

Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

I’m just waiting on pudding!

Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer? "

Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

I’m just waiting on pudding!

Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?

Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?"

Nope but someone else with a K in his name and it was skooshy cream and strawberries lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

I’m just waiting on pudding!

Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?

Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?

Nope but someone else with a K in his name and it was skooshy cream and strawberries lol"

Three courses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

I’m just waiting on pudding!

Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?

Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?

Nope but someone else with a K in his name and it was skooshy cream and strawberries lol

Three courses "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battered or unbattered?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "

And folk wonder why they can't get a meet.

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "

Where were you putting the chips ? Was there to be a pickle involved ? Ginger ?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

I’m just waiting on pudding!

Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?

Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?"

only offer that service to folk with a like mind...... So we sloshing in the creamed rice again boss?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.

Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner

I’m just waiting on pudding!

Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?

Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?only offer that service to folk with a like mind...... So we sloshing in the creamed rice again boss? "

Aye, that was pure ambrosia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "

Haha I got the same message lol

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke


"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!

My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!

Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "

WTF !!!

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