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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Spelling and pronunciation are very important as far as I'm concerned. Using an incorrect spelling or mispronouncing a word can dramatically change the meaning of what is meant to be conveyed.

Ass, for instance, which refers to an animal of the horse family or a foolish person is often used in place of arse. Obviously there are a few people out there who do enjoy indulging in bestial practice (or perhaps having sex with very stupid people) but I'm not convinced that, for most people, saying "I want to fuck your ass" actually means that.

Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping. Bukakke is a fetishes involving a sperm recipient and three or more sperm 'donors'.

My advice to you all is be careful what you ask for, either in writing or through the spoken word.

What other easily made errors should be avoided?

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By *eliciouslySalaciousCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping. Bukakke is a fetishes involving a sperm recipient and three or more sperm 'donors'."

Bukkake is the former.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Always smile when someone asks for a spit roasted chicken from the supermarket .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx"

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping. Bukakke is a fetishes involving a sperm recipient and three or more sperm 'donors'.

Bukkake is the former. "

Bloody autocorrect!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Always smile when someone asks for a spit roasted chicken from the supermarket . "

I know that feeling too lol

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx"

It is very true.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context. "

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made. "

And a smiley face at the end doesn’t cut it either.interpretation can be a hard thing.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

And a smiley face at the end doesn’t cut it either.interpretation can be a hard thing. "

What do you mean by that? Are you disrespecting my mother? Tosser!

LOL just joking and being silly, of course, but thought I'd clarify anyway

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

And a smiley face at the end doesn’t cut it either.interpretation can be a hard thing.

What do you mean by that? Are you disrespecting my mother? Tosser!

LOL just joking and being silly, of course, but thought I'd clarify anyway "

Your mothers here,she’s fine

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

And a smiley face at the end doesn’t cut it either.interpretation can be a hard thing.

What do you mean by that? Are you disrespecting my mother? Tosser!

LOL just joking and being silly, of course, but thought I'd clarify anyway

Your mothers here,she’s fine "

Are you looking after her appropriately?

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

And a smiley face at the end doesn’t cut it either.interpretation can be a hard thing.

What do you mean by that? Are you disrespecting my mother? Tosser!

LOL just joking and being silly, of course, but thought I'd clarify anyway

Your mothers here,she’s fine

Are you looking after her appropriately? "

Of course,I’ve got her teeth beside me in a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context. "

Very much so, when one person writes something another can see an entirely different meaning. I guess that’s why listening, talking and communicating are so important as is WHAT we say. Respect, empathy and compassion are important ingredients too... it’s a tricky but potent combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made. "

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued "

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted. "

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT )

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

As Busby says Make Someone Happy,phone them

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT ) "

A great example

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"As Busby says Make Someone Happy,phone them "

Even the Mother in Law?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT )

A great example "

You’ve also reminded me of Billy Connolly’s observations on “fuck off” “fuck you” etc, depending on who, why, where etc it can be affectionate or aggression lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Always smile when someone asks for a spit roasted chicken from the supermarket .

I know that feeling too lol"

Which feeling ? The happy smile or how it was to be spit roasted ?

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Always smile when someone asks for a spit roasted chicken from the supermarket .

I know that feeling too lol

Which feeling ? The happy smile or how it was to be spit roasted ? "

Or maybe both

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT )

A great example

You’ve also reminded me of Billy Connolly’s observations on “fuck off” “fuck you” etc, depending on who, why, where etc it can be affectionate or aggression lol "

Billy Connolly was so good at observation and than conveying what he had seen or heard in such a fantastic way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT )

A great example

You’ve also reminded me of Billy Connolly’s observations on “fuck off” “fuck you” etc, depending on who, why, where etc it can be affectionate or aggression lol

Billy Connolly was so good at observation and than conveying what he had seen or heard in such a fantastic way. "

I saw him in a hotel once and was to shy to speak to him, only later did I learn he loves a wee blether... he’s TALLLLL lol

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT )

A great example

You’ve also reminded me of Billy Connolly’s observations on “fuck off” “fuck you” etc, depending on who, why, where etc it can be affectionate or aggression lol

Billy Connolly was so good at observation and than conveying what he had seen or heard in such a fantastic way.

I saw him in a hotel once and was to shy to speak to him, only later did I learn he loves a wee blether... he’s TALLLLL lol "

Oh no! Remember, shy bairns get nowt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT )

A great example

You’ve also reminded me of Billy Connolly’s observations on “fuck off” “fuck you” etc, depending on who, why, where etc it can be affectionate or aggression lol

Billy Connolly was so good at observation and than conveying what he had seen or heard in such a fantastic way.

I saw him in a hotel once and was to shy to speak to him, only later did I learn he loves a wee blether... he’s TALLLLL lol

Oh no! Remember, shy bairns get nowt. "

Dammit no one ever told me that, explains a lot though

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

It can be even harder in a message and things can end up being taken out of context.

That is so true too. Without body language, facial expressions, delivery etc the completely wrong interpretation can be made.

Nuance by message is easily misconstrued

Just goes to prove that communication is multi faceted.

For sure lovelies, example...

Let’s eat Grandma!!

Let’s eat, Grandma!!

Commas save lives

(Typo in first draft, couldn’t have THAT )

A great example

You’ve also reminded me of Billy Connolly’s observations on “fuck off” “fuck you” etc, depending on who, why, where etc it can be affectionate or aggression lol

Billy Connolly was so good at observation and than conveying what he had seen or heard in such a fantastic way.

I saw him in a hotel once and was to shy to speak to him, only later did I learn he loves a wee blether... he’s TALLLLL lol "

My gran met him or so she kept on telling us at the Methil,steelworks club,he references the club in a gag,could be true,but I don’t know lol

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Capital letters.

The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

We are in general scottish..its an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capital letters.

The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are in general scottish..its an arse "

Hear hear that man

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We are in general scottish..its an arse

Hear hear that man "

I concur too

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx"

Always use your ears and mouth in the ratio god gave you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an old saying “We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” Meaning that understanding anything properly require you to first listen and comprehend fully what’s being said. Most misunderstandings of communication are because we don’t listen to each other properly (merely an opinion of course ) xx

Always use your ears and mouth in the ratio god gave you ..."

One tries my dear QB x

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Spelling and pronunciation are very important as far as I'm concerned. Using an incorrect spelling or mispronouncing a word can dramatically change the meaning of what is meant to be conveyed.

Ass, for instance, which refers to an animal of the horse family or a foolish person is often used in place of arse. Obviously there are a few people out there who do enjoy indulging in bestial practice (or perhaps having sex with very stupid people) but I'm not convinced that, for most people, saying "I want to fuck your ass" actually means that.

Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping. Bukakke is a fetishes involving a sperm recipient and three or more sperm 'donors'.

My advice to you all is be careful what you ask for, either in writing or through the spoken word.

What other easily made errors should be avoided? "

I want to ride your ass

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Spelling and pronunciation are very important as far as I'm concerned. Using an incorrect spelling or mispronouncing a word can dramatically change the meaning of what is meant to be conveyed.

Ass, for instance, which refers to an animal of the horse family or a foolish person is often used in place of arse. Obviously there are a few people out there who do enjoy indulging in bestial practice (or perhaps having sex with very stupid people) but I'm not convinced that, for most people, saying "I want to fuck your ass" actually means that.

Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping. Bukakke is a fetishes involving a sperm recipient and three or more sperm 'donors'.

My advice to you all is be careful what you ask for, either in writing or through the spoken word.

What other easily made errors should be avoided? "

Hilarious

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