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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() I’ll buy you a gin x | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Il buy you a cocktail ![]() | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A £5 voucher off your next tattoo ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m booked in for May 12 so I’ll wait by the post box ? Lol ![]() | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() perfect ![]() | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I will renew you Fab membership | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd buy you a lipstick x | |||
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"I'd like that to get sleeve on other arm ![]() Another tattoo voucher then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd like that to get sleeve on other arm ![]() ![]() ![]() Nipple tassels ![]() | |||
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"I'd like that to get sleeve on other arm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awww go on then same for you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A feather duster ![]() £5 towards a new pair of trousers ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 19:15:26]" New horns | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 19:15:26] New horns " ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 19:15:26] New horns ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A £5 phone credit voucher so you can call me. ![]() ![]() A lemon for the Zester ![]() ![]() | |||
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"An ice bucket for the Chardonnay... summers coming ![]() Positive pants. I got a pair yesterday. Yours are in the post! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"An ice bucket for the Chardonnay... summers coming ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that like BIG pants cos I may need to warn the postie ![]() | |||
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"A sick bucket" Coffee | |||
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"A sick bucket" I blame you... you opened the bar ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! ![]() Too late but I’ve a double gin for you ![]() | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! ![]() ![]() Ohhh and cake... lots of cake ![]() | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! ![]() ![]() ![]() New tits so you can keep a pair in the car. | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! ![]() ![]() ![]() Can they be wee ones ![]() | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nae requests!! You were supposed to buy me summin! | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did!! I bought you a bell (not an “end” type) for shutting time in the bar ![]() | |||
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"A large black coffee ![]() Morrison’s voucher | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round " I don’t play golf | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf" I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!" A t shirt with my face on it ![]() | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!A t shirt with my face on it ![]() £5 to go halters for a bottle of red ![]() ![]() | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!A t shirt with my face on it ![]() ![]() ![]() Halfers* | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!" Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired ![]() | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() I'll accept £10 for 40%. | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() And comeback of the day goes to lol ![]() | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() Gin’s all round ![]() | |||
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"Matching t shirts with my face on it ![]() ![]() I’m getting you a new ice lolly! | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() A fiver to give him back as I won't ![]() | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() Look who's getting a gin | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() Well, as I know you crazy folks, I would bring you both a drink at CJs... which is what I usually do, to be fair lol. Try and ply everyone with shots lmao!!xx | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() Shots are the devil's work ![]() | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you've ever been at CJs when I'm there, you've most likely avoided me and my shots lol. I bring two bottles with me and use them as a conversation starter lol xx | |||
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"Lube. Photos suggest a regular supply is required ![]() a £5 voucher towards a new tie to wear with his suit ![]() | |||
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"Lube. Photos suggest a regular supply is required ![]() ![]() A fresh bottle of baby oil | |||
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"Bubbles for that bath " Mmmm... Thanks but then I might want you to come play with the bubbles with me lol | |||
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"Bubbles for that bath Mmmm... Thanks but then I might want you to come play with the bubbles with me lol" Na you are ok as we need a woman in the bath with me and Darren x | |||
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"£5 towards snorkle gear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A DIY maternity test so you can check that Nicola Roberts isn't actually yours. | |||
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"£5 towards snorkle gear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"£5 towards snorkle gear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The £5 bribe I offered you to attract my 30th profile view of the day ![]() | |||
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"£5 towards snorkle gear ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry by my calculations I’d looked 31 times ![]() ![]() | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x" Would need to use my £5 to buy a coffee and discuss whether you mean the film Belle de Jour or the Secret Diaries of a Call Girl by Bell de Jour! We can be cultured during lockup. | |||
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"I'd buy Ms Falcon a "big quiz book" as she likes her quiz nights...Might ge a supplementary question in of when are we meeting...lol... ![]() ![]() £5 to go halfers on a bottle of vino ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Best bunch of supermarket flowers at a fiver . ![]() 5 pound Asda voucher to go get them cheap flowers lol | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x" Awww ya sweetie ![]() | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x Awww ya sweetie ![]() a bottle of wine, and maybe a packet of fruit pastilles xx | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x Would need to use my £5 to buy a coffee and discuss whether you mean the film Belle de Jour or the Secret Diaries of a Call Girl by Bell de Jour! We can be cultured during lockup. " Without doubt the 1960s film with Catherine Deneuve | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x Awww ya sweetie ![]() Whoo hoooo RESULT!!!! A suspended belt for the stockings ![]() | |||
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"A pack of chunky kitkats and a Greggs coffee ![]() Pint of his choice | |||
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"Nipple clamps ![]() pay for your next membership ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nipple clamps ![]() ![]() ![]() Glasses cleaning cloth for when things get steamy | |||
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"Nipple clamps ![]() ![]() ![]() A new set of crayons so you can draw your face in colour instead of black and white ![]() | |||
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"A pair of rubber gloves and some Vaseline. " Some shampoo for his guide dog ![]() | |||
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"A fresh pair of tena pants ![]() Stockings ya longleggedysexbomb ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A fresh pair of tena pants ![]() ![]() ![]() More wine ![]() | |||
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"Lots of bog roll.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Anusol mair like! Whipped cream n bluberry sauce | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ " A vest… it’s getting chilly ![]() | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly ![]() another pie ![]() | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly ![]() actually need one lol . Next day delivery purleese | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly ![]() That would be another fiver lol ![]() | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly ![]() ![]() i refer to my original quote in this thread ! ![]() | |||
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