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"Breeks, you appear to have none I’ll buy you a gin x | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka. | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none Il buy you a cocktail | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none 5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none A £5 voucher off your next tattoo | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none I’m booked in for May 12 so I’ll wait by the post box ? Lol | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none perfect | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none I will renew you Fab membership | |||
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"Breeks, you appear to have none I'd buy you a lipstick x | |||
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"I'd like that to get sleeve on other arm Another tattoo voucher then | |||
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"I'd like that to get sleeve on other arm Nipple tassels | |||
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"I'd like that to get sleeve on other arm Awww go on then same for you | |||
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"A feather duster £5 towards a new pair of trousers | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 19:15:26]" New horns | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 19:15:26] New horns " | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 19:15:26] New horns | |||
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"A £5 phone credit voucher so you can call me. A lemon for the Zester | |||
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"An ice bucket for the Chardonnay... summers coming Positive pants. I got a pair yesterday. Yours are in the post! | |||
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"An ice bucket for the Chardonnay... summers coming Is that like BIG pants cos I may need to warn the postie | |||
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"A sick bucket" Coffee | |||
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"A sick bucket" I blame you... you opened the bar | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! Too late but I’ve a double gin for you | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! Ohhh and cake... lots of cake | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! New tits so you can keep a pair in the car. | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! Can they be wee ones | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! Nae requests!! You were supposed to buy me summin! | |||
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"Vodka....for me Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed! I did!! I bought you a bell (not an “end” type) for shutting time in the bar | |||
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"A large black coffee Morrison’s voucher | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round " I don’t play golf | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf" I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!" A t shirt with my face on it | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!A t shirt with my face on it £5 to go halters for a bottle of red | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!A t shirt with my face on it Halfers* | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!" Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth I'll accept £10 for 40%. | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth And comeback of the day goes to lol | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth Gin’s all round | |||
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"Matching t shirts with my face on it I’m getting you a new ice lolly! | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth A fiver to give him back as I won't | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth Look who's getting a gin | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth Well, as I know you crazy folks, I would bring you both a drink at CJs... which is what I usually do, to be fair lol. Try and ply everyone with shots lmao!!xx | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth Shots are the devil's work | |||
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round I don’t play golf I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though! Be less tired playing golf lol. Long as its in your mouth If you've ever been at CJs when I'm there, you've most likely avoided me and my shots lol. I bring two bottles with me and use them as a conversation starter lol xx | |||
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"Lube. Photos suggest a regular supply is required a £5 voucher towards a new tie to wear with his suit | |||
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"Lube. Photos suggest a regular supply is required A fresh bottle of baby oil | |||
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"Bubbles for that bath " Mmmm... Thanks but then I might want you to come play with the bubbles with me lol | |||
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"Bubbles for that bath Mmmm... Thanks but then I might want you to come play with the bubbles with me lol" Na you are ok as we need a woman in the bath with me and Darren x | |||
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"£5 towards snorkle gear A DIY maternity test so you can check that Nicola Roberts isn't actually yours. | |||
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"£5 towards snorkle gear The £5 bribe I offered you to attract my 30th profile view of the day | |||
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"£5 towards snorkle gear Sorry by my calculations I’d looked 31 times | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x" Would need to use my £5 to buy a coffee and discuss whether you mean the film Belle de Jour or the Secret Diaries of a Call Girl by Bell de Jour! We can be cultured during lockup. | |||
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"I'd buy Ms Falcon a "big quiz book" as she likes her quiz nights...Might ge a supplementary question in of when are we meeting...lol... £5 to go halfers on a bottle of vino | |||
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"Best bunch of supermarket flowers at a fiver . 5 pound Asda voucher to go get them cheap flowers lol | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x" Awww ya sweetie | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x Awww ya sweetie a bottle of wine, and maybe a packet of fruit pastilles xx | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x Would need to use my £5 to buy a coffee and discuss whether you mean the film Belle de Jour or the Secret Diaries of a Call Girl by Bell de Jour! We can be cultured during lockup. " Without doubt the 1960s film with Catherine Deneuve | |||
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x Awww ya sweetie Whoo hoooo RESULT!!!! A suspended belt for the stockings | |||
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"A pack of chunky kitkats and a Greggs coffee Pint of his choice | |||
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"Nipple clamps pay for your next membership | |||
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"Nipple clamps Glasses cleaning cloth for when things get steamy | |||
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"Nipple clamps A new set of crayons so you can draw your face in colour instead of black and white | |||
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"A pair of rubber gloves and some Vaseline. " Some shampoo for his guide dog | |||
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"A fresh pair of tena pants Stockings ya longleggedysexbomb | |||
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"A fresh pair of tena pants More wine | |||
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"Lots of bog roll.. Anusol mair like! Whipped cream n bluberry sauce | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ " A vest… it’s getting chilly | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly another pie | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly actually need one lol . Next day delivery purleese | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly That would be another fiver lol | |||
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “ A vest… it’s getting chilly i refer to my original quote in this thread ! | |||
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