FabSwingers.com forum: Suck harder?

By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Dont try a M'D's milkshake. they are almost impossible through them

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By *cooterboymikeMan
over a year ago

On cold leather seats

It’s a race against time!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"
I never use them, if I'm going out I always have a metal straw for drinks lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"

On this occasion I will not take the bait and state the obvious quip.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

On this occasion I will not take the bait and state the obvious quip.

Not like you

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ye capri sun's are the same it's near impossible to even get the straw into them x

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Ye capri sun's are the same it's near impossible to even get the straw into them x"

My wee yin said that, I’ve changed to ribena to make lunch time easier!x

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

We have metal straws in the house, but that's not very handy if you're out and about, or for your wee one at school! The worst thing about this is that not all of these paper straws are even recyclable, anyway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use em or drink soft drinks, I save my sooking for other things

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"We have metal straws in the house, but that's not very handy if you're out and about, or for your wee one at school! The worst thing about this is that not all of these paper straws are even recyclable, anyway xx"
If you squeeze the carton it spurts out and makes a big mess

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Never use em or drink soft drinks, I save my sooking for other things

Foxes Glacier mints?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never use em or drink soft drinks, I save my sooking for other things

Foxes Glacier mints?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side, who doesn't want cheekbones like chisels. Sooooooooook...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, who doesn't want cheekbones like chisels. Sooooooooook...

Have you been in my glacier mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, who doesn't want cheekbones like chisels. Sooooooooook...

Have you been in my glacier mints

Might have...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the plus side, who doesn't want cheekbones like chisels. Sooooooooook...

Have you been in my glacier mints

Might have...

I thought I felt someone rummaging in my pockets...

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference! "

It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!

It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!

Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!

It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!

Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey

I’m not sucking their straws too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!

It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!

Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey

I’m not sucking their straws too!!!

Surely you meant “no comment” lol

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!

It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!

Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey

I’m not sucking their straws too!!!

Surely you meant “no comment” lol

You are so much wiser than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never use em or drink soft drinks, I save my sooking for other things

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"

Surely you're an expert on this...

There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

Surely you're an expert on this...

There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname

I’m a wee bit out of practice

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

Surely you're an expert on this...

There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname

Exactly! One so reserved could easily fit the whole carton in her gob unnoticed. This is likely the last straw.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

Surely you're an expert on this...

There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname

I’m a wee bit out of practice

See. You filthy lot didn’t need my assistance to get to the obvious.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"

This one time in the tardis.....

No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait

John

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

This one time in the tardis.....

No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait

John

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

This one time in the tardis.....

No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait

John

Concur. It’s not sucking harder, it’s sucking longer.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

This one time in the tardis.....

No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait

John

Concur. It’s not sucking harder, it’s sucking longer.

But I feel my mouth getting drier the longer I sook

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?

This one time in the tardis.....

No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait

John

Concur. It’s not sucking harder, it’s sucking longer.

But I feel my mouth getting drier the longer I sook

You know fine will you will be handsomely rewarded with lubrication. Or you can pause and take a sip of ribena.

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