FabSwingers.com forum: And the girthiest penis in Scotland award goes too.....

By *incsladyandscotsman OP Couple
over a year ago

North fife

Is that how you spell girthiest? Either way.... Where are the thick penis brigade in Scotland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that how you spell girthiest? Either way.... Where are the thick penis brigade in Scotland? "
Im hiding mine today

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Is that how you spell girthiest? Either way.... Where are the thick penis brigade in Scotland? Im hiding mine today

Think they meant thick penis not thick person with a penis .

Me I’m just average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that how you spell girthiest? Either way.... Where are the thick penis brigade in Scotland? Im hiding mine today

Think they meant thick penis not thick person with a penis .

Me I’m just average

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Rude

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Wap mine out and see what you think lol

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By *incsladyandscotsman OP Couple
over a year ago

North fife

Haha.... Intelligence was not required! Thickness of male apature was the question....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been blessed with alot of girth...

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

I'm just here... with my popcorn...

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Alex Salmond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since you asked about spelling, do I win pedantic points for spotting that the 'too' in the thread title should really be 'to'... ?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Since you asked about spelling, do I win pedantic points for spotting that the 'too' in the thread title should really be 'to'... ?"

I thought they meant it was going away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girthiness is as girthiness does

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

"Girthiness is as girthiness does

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hahaha

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'm just here... with my popcorn...

What flavour ?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'm just here... with my popcorn...

What flavour ?

Does it matter? I assumed there’d be a penis at the bottom.

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"I'm just here... with my popcorn...

What flavour ?

Always salty

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"I'm just here... with my popcorn...

What flavour ?

Does it matter? I assumed there’d be a penis at the bottom."

That's a good point!! Though, a guy doesn't usually have to disguise his penis as popcorn for me to be willing to wrap my hands around it lmao!xx

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

How do you enter ? I assume gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who won then??

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"So who won then??

The elephant in the room.

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By *tealth888Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

Peeps tell me am thick and often hear them say what a Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who won then??

Harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know about Scotland but do know who’s got the biggest on fab big harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know about Scotland but do know who’s got the biggest on fab big harold"

YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know about Scotland but do know who’s got the biggest on fab big harold

YES!

100% is was shocked when I seen his profile lol

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I really wish I hadn't.

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By *incsladyandscotsman OP Couple
over a year ago

North fife

"Since you asked about spelling, do I win pedantic points for spotting that the 'too' in the thread title should really be 'to'... ?"

Haha you are correct... However I missed extra oooooooooo..... Almost like the oscars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would 2 inch girth count as above average?

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By *incsladyandscotsman OP Couple
over a year ago

North fife

Funny how we asked about Scotland and Harold still appears! The man is a legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how we asked about Scotland and Harold still appears! The man is a legend. "

Harold is an old Saxon word meaning “Girthiest”

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

Just searched Harold. #babyforearm

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

I've never seen Harold... should I have? Should I get the popcorn out???xx

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I've never seen Harold... should I have? Should I get the popcorn out???xx"

Stick to the popcorn. You can unsee popcorn.

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

"I've never seen Harold... should I have? Should I get the popcorn out???xx"

He is quite something.

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

Just found Harold and I would be frightened seeing one that big face to face

. I like girthy but that girthy is next level!

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"I've never seen Harold... should I have? Should I get the popcorn out???xx

Stick to the popcorn. You can unsee popcorn. "

Lmao!! I shall...

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By *tewart39Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after seeing this mythical Harold's profile I've just got to be grateful I've never been next him in the toilets. You could play rounders with that thing.

I'll just stay happy being somewhere in between a toilet roll inner and a beer can.

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By *ottieBBWWoman
over a year ago

West of Scotland

Just had to have a peek didn't I!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And to think I had to give Harold some of.mine back in the day , left me with just enough my fingers just slightly touch when gripping it

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By *incsladyandscotsman OP Couple
over a year ago

North fife

Just had to have a peek didn't I!!!

We had a peek once.... Then got disappointed as he does not meet ladies with curves! ....

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Harold the man the mith the legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looked up Harold... sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the big donkey cock!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Does anyone reckon they could take Harold without the need for an epidural?

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By *tellaartoisCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just looked up Harold... sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the big donkey cock!"

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Holy shit!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone reckon they could take Harold without the need for an epidural?"

That's brilliant!

Maybe some forceps required?

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By *r-King SizeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *r-King SizeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Not the thickest but was told to join in on this post does 5 inch round count as girthiest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would any guy really want a cock as big as Harold's?

I think it could cause some problems as well. I've always been happy with my size as have my partners. Maybe it would be different if that wasn't the case.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Not the thickest but was told to join in on this post does 5 inch round count as girthiest?"

Pft. Harold's wee finger would give you a run for your money!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Would any guy really want a cock as big as Harold's?

I think it could cause some problems as well. I've always been happy with my size as have my partners. Maybe it would be different if that wasn't the case."

Fair point, Doc. We should really stop objectifying Big Har. I imagine he's probably very self-conscious about his manhood, and likely goes against the grain by taking his pictures from unflattering angles. Poor bugger. I really feel for him.

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

... yer maw

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm just here... with my popcorn...

What flavour ?

Salty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are folk obsesed with the size or girth, it's how you use it and who is behind it that counts,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I’m just 9 long and 6 round not much in the way of girth there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hubby

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Why are folk obsesed with the size or girth, it's how you use it and who is behind it that counts, "

Not folk....women....unless you have a vagina you can’t know this!

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By *incsladyandscotsman OP Couple
over a year ago

North fife

Girth is so important!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

In a similiar vein 'no pun intended'

Ruth Davidson is a gargantuan cunt. Does that count?

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Why are folk obsesed with the size or girth, it's how you use it and who is behind it that counts, "

Mostly told to women by guys with teeny cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the girth plus a magical touch and tounge and hands

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

The only time girth didn’t matter for me was when I was without sex for a couple of years but otherwise girth over length usually! Although I do at times like a proper girthy and lengthy one

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Anyone about who's no had sex for a few years? Asking for a friend.

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By *otyouraverageguy...Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Got the girth plus a magical touch and tounge and hands "

As a guy this makes me cringe

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By *ottieBBWWoman
over a year ago

West of Scotland

"Just looked up Harold... sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the big donkey cock!"

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By *ottieBBWWoman
over a year ago

West of Scotland

Just had to have a peek didn't I!!!

We had a peek once.... Then got disappointed as he does not meet ladies with curves! .... "

Well guess he can afford to be selective, but if you ask me (and I'm biased) he missing out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When's the medals getting presented

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By *ilf n filfCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Believe it or not this is what my Gran said to me one day...long and thin go straight in ..short and thick does the trick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?"

My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?

My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?

My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat

Same

So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is.......

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?

My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat

Same

high five

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?

My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat

Same

So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is.......

Yup, your assumption is correct... the only way is to compare it to someone who couldn't get it down mine or Genie's throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a similiar vein 'no pun intended'

Ruth Davidson is a gargantuan cunt. Does that count?"

Dunno if it counts Jo but it is a fact lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?

My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat

Same

So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is.......

Yup, your assumption is correct... the only way is to compare it to someone who couldn't get it down mine or Genie's throat

Spoil sports! That's no fun

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

This post has lasted well, a penis post to be proud of

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.

Is girth the be all and end all for you? Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat? Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?

In my experience, the best sex I've had has been when my mind has been particularly well stimulated. I've had sex with people of all shapes and sizes, and there's rarely been any correlation between how enjoyable it's been and the lucky person's physical attributes. Obviously there must be that initial attraction, but would their genitalia's dimensions actually be deal breaker for you?

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.

But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?

My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat

Same

So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is.......

Yup, your assumption is correct... the only way is to compare it to someone who couldn't get it down mine or Genie's throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

When a lady says she can still feel you inside her two days after you’ve been together then that’s all that matters.

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

"A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.

It’s normal to have questions

Is girth the be all and end all for you?

Nope

. I have had a variety of girths and lengths.

And I would never write anyone off based on girth and doubt I ever will

Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat?

Also nope. Naturally there has to be an attraction apart from the physical. Just because someone has a girthy one doesn’t mean free entry either. There has to be a connection too. But sometimes it happens you get chatting and really enjoy the conversations with someone who is less girthy or not at all

. For me confidence is definitely a big turn on.

Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?

You probably have some boxes that you tick as well as who is your ‘ideal’ person, but would it stop you from meeting anyone that doesn’t tick all the boxes? Doubt it

. I’ve had amazing experiences with most of the people I have enjoyed some quality time with

. Some didn’t have a cock at all.

But that’s just me.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Funny how I’ve never seen a post from a guy asking if people prefer a tight pussy or one that resembles the Clyde Tunnel.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Funny how I’ve never seen a post from a guy asking if people prefer a tight pussy or one that resembles the Clyde Tunnel. "

Could do the whitrope tunnel, not as keen on the clyde

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.

It’s normal to have questions

Is girth the be all and end all for you?

Nope

. I have had a variety of girths and lengths.

And I would never write anyone off based on girth and doubt I ever will

Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat?

. For me confidence is definitely a big turn on.

Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?

You probably have some boxes that you tick as well as who is your ‘ideal’ person, but would it stop you from meeting anyone that doesn’t tick all the boxes? Doubt it

. I’ve had amazing experiences with most of the people I have enjoyed some quality time with

. Some didn’t have a cock at all.

But that’s just me."

I was looking for a simple yes or no. Show off!

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

Just wanted to make sure I answered all your questions

. Ex customer service person and all! Didn’t mean any offence

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

Who is this Harold and where would one view the proof? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am not saying in case ah get banned.. big and harold are clues in searching tho

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By *incsladyandscotsman OP Couple
over a year ago

North fife

Thank you for entertaining the girthy penis hunt! Enjoyed reading the thread. Totally agree thick penis or not attraction is a must... We find mental attraction a huge turn on... Something that a 2 dimensional site like fab struggles to convey.

We just know that girth and not so up length is an important attribute. Scotsmans male apature is very girthy and fits perfectly shall we say! We just are greedy.

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

"Thank you for entertaining the girthy penis hunt! Enjoyed reading the thread. Totally agree thick penis or not attraction is a must... We find mental attraction a huge turn on... Something that a 2 dimensional site like fab struggles to convey.

We just know that girth and not so up length is an important attribute. Scotsmans male apature is very girthy and fits perfectly shall we say! We just are greedy.

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Greedy not at all, at the end off the day wee are all here for good old fun and a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girth is so important! "
mascforsame is who your looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m told mines quite girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a teeny weeny

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