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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You lovely forumites can interpret it your own way:-

Either

Lazy, delicious, hot sex

Or

What’s for breakfast

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I know which one I’d prefer.......I’m not ready for my weetabix yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at lazy deliciousness hot sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time for breakfast lol x

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"You had me at lazy deliciousness hot sex "

I had me at that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You had me at lazy deliciousness hot sex

I had me at that too "

let’s push the Beds together

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By *oast888Man
over a year ago

cambuslang

Spooning is a Sunday morning art form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, steak slice, tattie scone, eggs, fried bread, black pudding and fried dumpling... slutty breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Spooning is a Sunday morning art form "

Why only Sunday?

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Bacon, steak slice, tattie scone, eggs, fried bread, black pudding and fried dumpling... slutty breakfast "

Tattie scone, eggs and dumpling only for me please Red x

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?"

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

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By *cotyguyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ahhh spooning leads to forking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work? "

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered "

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been ages since I had a good spoon.

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By *night_in_rusty_armourMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work? "

How about a nice chopped fruit salad that would then be eaten from your deliciously sexy body miss regina?? I will use a spoon.......maybe

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning "

We’d recommend a nice banana for your buttered bagel. They go together nicely

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning

We’d recommend a nice banana for your buttered bagel. They go together nicely "

Sounds yummy. I’m really missing banana at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bacon, steak slice, tattie scone, eggs, fried bread, black pudding and fried dumpling... slutty breakfast

Tattie scone, eggs and dumpling only for me please Red x"

Am onnit maluv, tea or coffee???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning

We’d recommend a nice banana for your buttered bagel. They go together nicely

Sounds yummy. I’m really missing banana at the moment! "

Sorry to hear that.

You’ll need to sort that out, it’s I important that you get one of your five a day

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Bacon, steak slice, tattie scone, eggs, fried bread, black pudding and fried dumpling... slutty breakfast

Tattie scone, eggs and dumpling only for me please Red x

Am onnit maluv, tea or coffee??? "

Ooo coffee for me please. Just milk xx

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning

We’d recommend a nice banana for your buttered bagel. They go together nicely

Sounds yummy. I’m really missing banana at the moment!

Sorry to hear that.

You’ll need to sort that out, it’s I important that you get one of your five a day "

Five a day would be great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning

We’d recommend a nice banana for your buttered bagel. They go together nicely

Sounds yummy. I’m really missing banana at the moment!

Sorry to hear that.

You’ll need to sort that out, it’s I important that you get one of your five a day

Five a day would be great! "

Would you no prefer a nice rare slab of meat? Go on - you know you wanna! *Well done and garnished options are also available. No veggie option.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours? "

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel. "

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet "

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!"

Lol I'm a Smirnoff lady x

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Are we allowed to combine the lazy, hot sex and having breakfast option?

Sounds interesting! How’s that going to work?

Admittedly it has the potential to get a bit messy. However, with a little planning, I’m sure you’d be able to enjoy aspoon whilst having your bagel buttered

I’ve been buttering my bagel all morning

We’d recommend a nice banana for your buttered bagel. They go together nicely

Sounds yummy. I’m really missing banana at the moment!

Sorry to hear that.

You’ll need to sort that out, it’s I important that you get one of your five a day

Five a day would be great!

Would you no prefer a nice rare slab of meat? Go on - you know you wanna! *Well done and garnished options are also available. No veggie option. "

You’ll get a slap! No meat for me.....only bananas!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!"

You took the rest of the vag voddie.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!

Lol I'm a Smirnoff lady x"

Absolute for me, Kate!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!"

Oi I'm first on her flavoured vodka!

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!

Lol I'm a Smirnoff lady x

Absolute for me, Kate! "

Lol, Kat. I can take Absolute, just saying

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!

Lol I'm a Smirnoff lady x

Absolute for me, Kate!

Lol, Kat. I can take Absolute, just saying "

Shit, sorry Kat.....Old habits!

Smirnoff gives me a headache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!

Lol I'm a Smirnoff lady x

Absolute for me, Kate!

Lol, Kat. I can take Absolute, just saying

Shit, sorry Kat.....Old habits!

Smirnoff gives me a headache!"

You're forgiven honey. I'll bring you a bottle of Absolute and I'll have the Smirnoff x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!

Oi I'm first on her flavoured vodka!

K"

Sell you the whole bottle!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A bagel please with lashings of butter and a coffee with milk. How do you take yours?

Think we've already ascertained how Flange likes her bagel.

Forgive me, I'm only half awake right now and not had coffee yet

Coffee is fine. Steer well clear of her vodka, though!

Oi I'm first on her flavoured vodka!

K

Sell you the whole bottle! "

I'm not paying!

K

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