FabSwingers.com forum: Friday night Fab bar

By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It's Friday, then.. Free Bar!

Your Barman for the night is the prince of positive, progressive energy himself, and a true force to be reckoned with.. DYNAMIC.

Keeping the pished females and _estless natives in check tonight is NATIVE RESTLESS. (Mibbe I got that arse to tit - I hired in a hurry) - the bouncy bloke affy the other thread.

Good luck, guys. *Snigger*

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon""

Excuse me sir..... .you need a good patting down before you enter this establishment, step this way and lose the clothes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon""

Or maybe you're just pleased to see me

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

If your names not down...

We’ll need to search you!

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Excuse me sir..... .you need a good patting down before you enter this establishment, step this way and lose the clothes please

Erm.. Is the whole purpose of patting down no to feel if there's something concealed? Kinda pointless if I'm starkers, nah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now enters the early Steamer,

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Or maybe you're just pleased to see me

I am! I am!

Nobody's ordered a drink at the free bar. Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Excuse me sir..... .you need a good patting down before you enter this establishment, step this way and lose the clothes please

Erm.. Is the whole purpose of patting down no to feel if there's something concealed? Kinda pointless if I'm starkers, nah?"

I like to be sure!! Pat you down

....then pat you down naked, just incase. I take my job very seriously

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

If yer no on the list.... try bribery and ye just get sneaked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large red for me.....this could be a long and energetic night

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Excuse me sir..... .you need a good patting down before you enter this establishment, step this way and lose the clothes please

Erm.. Is the whole purpose of patting down no to feel if there's something concealed? Kinda pointless if I'm starkers, nah?

I like to be sure!! Pat you down

....then pat you down naked, just incase. I take my job very seriously "

You werni even hired! Yer just a perv! Where's the bouncer!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cries and puts on sad puppy dog eyes *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Or maybe you're just pleased to see me

I am! I am!

Nobody's ordered a drink at the free bar. Wtf"

It's my game plan.. Stay sober and become more attractive to men with beer goggles

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Excuse me sir..... .you need a good patting down before you enter this establishment, step this way and lose the clothes please

Erm.. Is the whole purpose of patting down no to feel if there's something concealed? Kinda pointless if I'm starkers, nah?

I like to be sure!! Pat you down

....then pat you down naked, just incase. I take my job very seriously

You werni even hired! Yer just a perv! Where's the bouncer!?"

It’s alright, I’m here!

I’ll have a vsl, barman!

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Or maybe you're just pleased to see me

I am! I am!

Nobody's ordered a drink at the free bar. Wtf

It's my game plan.. Stay sober and become more attractive to men with beer goggles

Grab a chair and do your stuff. That will work way better than beer goggles. Watch out for the women, too, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Or maybe you're just pleased to see me

I am! I am!

Nobody's ordered a drink at the free bar. Wtf"

Bud light for me pls bottle or can not bothered as am only a light weight . Cheers barman/ barmaid

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Where's the bartender!? Bet he's shagging the thief through the back!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Excuse me sir..... .you need a good patting down before you enter this establishment, step this way and lose the clothes please

Erm.. Is the whole purpose of patting down no to feel if there's something concealed? Kinda pointless if I'm starkers, nah?

I like to be sure!! Pat you down

....then pat you down naked, just incase. I take my job very seriously

You werni even hired! Yer just a perv! Where's the bouncer!?"

Watching the glamourous assistants pat doon the punters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*enters with what looks to be a concealed weapon"

Excuse me sir..... .you need a good patting down before you enter this establishment, step this way and lose the clothes please

Erm.. Is the whole purpose of patting down no to feel if there's something concealed? Kinda pointless if I'm starkers, nah?

I like to be sure!! Pat you down

....then pat you down naked, just incase. I take my job very seriously

You werni even hired! Yer just a perv! Where's the bouncer!?

Watching the glamourous assistants pat doon the punters

Can pat you down behind the bar if you like

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

FFS. My bartender hasn't showed up for his shift, and the bouncer is being pat tested behind the bar by the wannabe bouncer. Shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS. My bartender hasn't showed up for his shift, and the bouncer is being pat tested behind the bar by the wannabe bouncer. Shocking!

Its going to be a very very interesting night it seems

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Lager please...1 pint there of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager please...1 pint there of "

Shocking service in here!!!

Heres your pint young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry im late, got another cleaning job innit!!, Right one at a time, what's everyone having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

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You wanting the usual lambrinni flirt

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. "

You called???

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties.

You called???

Aye. Turn the heating up, dawl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties.

You called???

Aye. Turn the heating up, dawl. "

*turns heating to tropical* anything else sweetpea?

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties.

You called???

Aye. Turn the heating up, dawl.

*turns heating to tropical* anything else sweetpea?"

Do you do sex on the beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties.

You called???

Aye. Turn the heating up, dawl.

*turns heating to tropical* anything else sweetpea?

Do you do sex on the beach?"

Of course. Who would you like to have sex with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well time for me to leave as i am feeling drink is going to my head ,( sensible guy here ) so you all enjoy ur night and get well tore into that free drink . Early steamer leaves Bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. "
sacked on my first night, Rude

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties.

You called???

Aye. Turn the heating up, dawl.

*turns heating to tropical* anything else sweetpea?

Do you do sex on the beach?

Of course. Who would you like to have sex with? "

Everyone?

I just wanted a cocktail, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties.

You called???

Aye. Turn the heating up, dawl.

*turns heating to tropical* anything else sweetpea?

Do you do sex on the beach?

Of course. Who would you like to have sex with?

Everyone?

I just wanted a cocktail, though. "

Oopsie my mistake, here's an extra large cocktail with umbrella and a cherry on a stick x

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out! "
You mean i can stay??

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out! You mean i can stay??

The bouncer's gone AWOL again, and I'm a shitebag, so aye, go get a Butcher's at the clientele. Leave Pat to serve us.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out! You mean i can stay??

The bouncer's gone AWOL again, and I'm a shitebag, so aye, go get a Butcher's at the clientele. Leave Pat to serve us. "

Just been away checking the back alley gaffer, security precautions obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out! You mean i can stay??

The bouncer's gone AWOL again, and I'm a shitebag, so aye, go get a Butcher's at the clientele. Leave Pat to serve us. "

I only wanted to be behind the bar to get close to dynamic

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out! You mean i can stay??

The bouncer's gone AWOL again, and I'm a shitebag, so aye, go get a Butcher's at the clientele. Leave Pat to serve us.

Just been away checking the back alley gaffer, security precautions obvs

That's anally attentive of you! Well done! Hope you shut the back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

You wanting the usual lambrinni flirt

a nice red but they don’t do a red emoji (philistines!!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

You wanting the usual lambrinni flirt

a nice red but they don’t do a red emoji (philistines!!!!!)

Do you want the whole bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there nibbles??? Music??? Dance floor ???

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A drink at a bar yes please,

g&t with lots of ice.. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out! You mean i can stay??

The bouncer's gone AWOL again, and I'm a shitebag, so aye, go get a Butcher's at the clientele. Leave Pat to serve us.

I only wanted to be behind the bar to get close to dynamic

"
Oooofftt, its a tight squeeze behind this bar too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there nibbles??? Music??? Dance floor ???

Yes yes and yes...whats your music of choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A drink at a bar yes please,

g&t with lots of ice.. X

Coming up gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

See Pat Butcher. She's taken over drinks duties. sacked on my first night, Rude

Can I be Frank? It's a dynamic, ever-changing bar, dynamic. Don't worry - you'll still get paid. Infact - YOU be Frank and help Pat out! You mean i can stay??

The bouncer's gone AWOL again, and I'm a shitebag, so aye, go get a Butcher's at the clientele. Leave Pat to serve us.

I only wanted to be behind the bar to get close to dynamic

Oooofftt, its a tight squeeze behind this bar too

I know and I like it

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thank you... I'll stand at the bar then an watch the tight squeeze going on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you... I'll stand at the bar then an watch the tight squeeze going on...

Feel free to jump the bar always room for a little un x

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Are there nibbles??? Music??? Dance floor ???

Yes yes and yes...whats your music of choice?"

Has to be "The bartender and the job thief" by the Stereophonics. So apt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Will do if you need a hand? ... I can be helpful when needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there nibbles??? Music??? Dance floor ???

Yes yes and yes...whats your music of choice?

Has to be "The bartender and the job thief" by the Stereophonics. So apt. "

I would be offended but I'm now squeezed inbetween dynamic and Nicole so I'm in my happy place right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will do if you need a hand? ... I can be helpful when needed

Please do

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Thank you... I'll stand at the bar then an watch the tight squeeze going on...

Feel free to jump the bar always room for a little un x"

Hawd the bus, jumping the bar, thats a health and safety risk, wait for the lock in and dance on the bar instead

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please

You wanting the usual lambrinni flirt

a nice red but they don’t do a red emoji (philistines!!!!!)

"
A nice little glass of château la feate coming up

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

What do you have am slightly hungry?... Been a long week.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have am slightly hungry?... Been a long week.. Lol

What are you after? sure I can rustle something up to take your fancy

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Are there nibbles??? Music??? Dance floor ???

Yes yes and yes...whats your music of choice?

Has to be "The bartender and the job thief" by the Stereophonics. So apt.

I would be offended but I'm now squeezed inbetween dynamic and Nicole so I'm in my happy place right now

Menage a trois by Alcazar is up next. There's £20 left in the jukebox. Help yersels

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Nuts! We only have nuts! Nuts only ladies!

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Perfect hot bar nuts... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early steamer ( bk ) can i gain enter to thus bar as this post seems very enlighting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticks some tuuunnneess on the jukebox, throws Apron on the bar, and slides on to the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuts! We only have nuts! Nuts only ladies! "

Are yer nuts roasted? No Nik Naks or Cheesy Wotsits? I'll just have a small gin if the barman's about...

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over a year ago

"Nuts! We only have nuts! Nuts only ladies!

Are yer nuts roasted? No Nik Naks or Cheesy Wotsits? I'll just have a small gin if the barman's about...

"
He's Dancin, see above

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

Has to be Beefeater Strawberry gin and lemonade. Unless the barmaid knows how to whip up a Strawberry Kaipiroska

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a fruity cocktail please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuts! We only have nuts! Nuts only ladies!

Are yer nuts roasted? No Nik Naks or Cheesy Wotsits? I'll just have a small gin if the barman's about...

He's Dancin, see above

Tell him tae get back tae his work, then! One is thirsty...

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Let the staff dance...

I can get the drink till his juke box money is up..

Gin coming up

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fruity cocktail.. What's your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let the staff dance...

I can get the drink till his juke box money is up..

Gin coming up "

Bless you sweetie. Have one on me.

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lovely, fancy a seat at the bar?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Sticks some tuuunnneess on the jukebox, throws Apron on the bar, and slides on to the dance floor

As the welsh boy Tam (he's some chanter btw) would sing "ye can keep yer hat on...."

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Nuts! We only have nuts! Nuts only ladies!

Are yer nuts roasted? No Nik Naks or Cheesy Wotsits? I'll just have a small gin if the barman's about...

Small gin ! You've changed, im sure it used to be by the bucket

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Lovely, fancy a seat at the bar? "

Best place to get a birds eye view of all the shenanigans

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Nuts! We only have nuts! Nuts only ladies!

Are yer nuts roasted? No Nik Naks or Cheesy Wotsits? I'll just have a small gin if the barman's about...

You couldn't handle my nuts! They're chilli, or at least the were until Pat turned the heating up.

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over a year ago

"Nuts! We only have nuts! Nuts only ladies!

Are yer nuts roasted? No Nik Naks or Cheesy Wotsits? I'll just have a small gin if the barman's about...

Small gin ! You've changed, im sure it used to be by the bucket

Ahem....do I know you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nuts everywhere....whats going on here ???

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"There's nuts everywhere....whats going on here ???"

The lunatics have been overthrown! The asylum is back in order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nuts everywhere....whats going on here ???

The lunatics have been overthrown! The asylum is back in order!"

Thank the lordy, I only went out back for 5 mins and the place is madness

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"There's nuts everywhere....whats going on here ???

The lunatics have been overthrown! The asylum is back in order!

Thank the lordy, I only went out back for 5 mins and the place is madness"

Dae ah need to check out that back alley again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nuts everywhere....whats going on here ???

The lunatics have been overthrown! The asylum is back in order!

Thank the lordy, I only went out back for 5 mins and the place is madness

Dae ah need to check out that back alley again

Yes. Shall I come with you

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Right, where are all these arses that need petted?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"There's nuts everywhere....whats going on here ???

The lunatics have been overthrown! The asylum is back in order!

Thank the lordy, I only went out back for 5 mins and the place is madness

Dae ah need to check out that back alley again

Yes. Shall I come with you

Aye mon then, I need somebody to hold ma eh.... Hand

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Right, where are all these arses that need petted?"

Patted even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right am finished dancin, i will leave it there with the Ricky Martin theme

, what's everyone having then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruity cocktail.. What's your favourite? "

Can't go wrong with a Pina Colada.

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Right am finished dancin, i will leave it there with the Ricky Martin theme

, what's everyone having then

Kittens. The bar will be closed by 10pm at this rate! Ration the posts, bouncer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for my fruity cocktail! God damn it!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Where’s ma voddie, fer Fuck sake!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The service in here is appalling!

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Self service it must be then...

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

FFS cunni you need to be sorting your staff out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bejesus.....I only went and pulled so had to leave for a quick winch out the back Sorry folks drinks are enroute

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Thank you to the big spender who sent me a tray of cocktails

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bejesus.....I only went and pulled so had to leave for a quick winch out the back Sorry folks drinks are enroute

I didn't mean that kinda sorting out

... I'll have a large brockmans please

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"FFS cunni you need to be sorting your staff out

Haw Ma wee fanny, I’ve a half bottle of vodka down my knickers, want a sip?

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over a year ago

"Thank you to the big spender who sent me a tray of cocktails

Ooh who is the admirer in the room.....send me some shots pretty please

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over a year ago

"Bejesus.....I only went and pulled so had to leave for a quick winch out the back Sorry folks drinks are enroute

I didn't mean that kinda sorting out

... I'll have a large brockmans please

Served with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah wipes lipstick away,, what is everyone having then

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Staff can get a feel surly? ...

Shots all round, and I've changed the music to something a bit more up tempo

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"FFS cunni you need to be sorting your staff out

Haw Ma wee fanny, I’ve a half bottle of vodka down my knickers, want a sip?

Thanks I've got mine on the way now, is your vodka flavoured?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bejesus.....I only went and pulled so had to leave for a quick winch out the back Sorry folks drinks are enroute

I didn't mean that kinda sorting out

... I'll have a large brockmans please

Served with a smile

I bet your smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self service it must be then... "

We still talking about the drinks!

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bockmans and lots of ice coming up...

Nxt time try it with chilli and coriander... You will love it promise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah wipes lipstick away,, what is everyone having then

Shhhhhh don't tell them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bejesus.....I only went and pulled so had to leave for a quick winch out the back Sorry folks drinks are enroute

I didn't mean that kinda sorting out

... I'll have a large brockmans please

Served with a smile

I bet your smiling

Yes yes I am

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Thank you to the big spender who sent me a tray of cocktails

Ooh who is the admirer in the room.....send me some shots pretty please "

Here you can have one of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staff can get a feel surly? ...

Shots all round, and I've changed the music to something a bit more up tempo

Feel away

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over a year ago

"Thank you to the big spender who sent me a tray of cocktails

Ooh who is the admirer in the room.....send me some shots pretty please

Here you can have one of mine

Thank you, im feeling the lurve in the room

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"FFS cunni you need to be sorting your staff out

Haw Ma wee fanny, I’ve a half bottle of vodka down my knickers, want a sip?

Thanks I've got mine on the way now, is your vodka flavoured?

It’s vag flavoured now

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bockmans and lots of ice coming up...

Nxt time try it with chilli and coriander... You will love it promise x"

Oh I'll need to get some coriander tomorrow n give this a try

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"FFS cunni you need to be sorting your staff out

Haw Ma wee fanny, I’ve a half bottle of vodka down my knickers, want a sip?

Thanks I've got mine on the way now, is your vodka flavoured?

It’s vag flavoured now

That's what I thought... pour me one

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Bockmans and lots of ice coming up...

Nxt time try it with chilli and coriander... You will love it promise x

Oh I'll need to get some coriander tomorrow n give this a try

In your gin!!!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"FFS cunni you need to be sorting your staff out

Haw Ma wee fanny, I’ve a half bottle of vodka down my knickers, want a sip?

Thanks I've got mine on the way now, is your vodka flavoured?

It’s vag flavoured now

That's what I thought... pour me one

Hahaha ya dirty bitch!

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yup... Gin, tonic, couple of slices of chilli and a few leaves of coriander

Warms the throat.....

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Yup... Gin, tonic, couple of slices of chilli and a few leaves of coriander

Warms the throat.....

It would work in vodka too, wouldn’t it!

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Have I made last orders?

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's a lock in.... Whoop whoop

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"It's a lock in.... Whoop whoop

Steps back and waits for the coyote ugly dancers to make their way to the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a lock in.... Whoop whoop

"
Did someone say lick in. sorry lock in

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It could have been a typo...

Lock in

LOL..... Dancers are still back stage... And not coming out until there made to feel welcome

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Right, hod the bus. Who the hell erected a stage in my bar!?

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"It could have been a typo...

Lock in

LOL..... Dancers are still back stage... And not coming out until there made to feel welcome "

No prizes for guessing where my bartender and bouncer are, then. Pft. *Shakes heid* I'll probably need to review my recruitment process.

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By *icole5Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I did... Can't help myself I prefer things done right

Teehea.. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just assessing the dancers tbf, helping them warm up

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By *nferno sausage OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm retiring. Mind leave some booze for the nightshift, folks; and preferably no the fanny flavoured vodka!!

That's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there nibbles??? Music??? Dance floor ???

Yes yes and yes...whats your music of choice?

Has to be "The bartender and the job thief" by the Stereophonics. So apt. "

Fuck yes...

Long digging

Gone fishing

Love drinking...

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