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By *nferno sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Bartender and numerous bouncers required for busy adult-oriented Friday night bar.

No experience necessary, though experience of dealing with rowdy, intoxicated wimmin is desirable - a snorkel, nose-clip and water-wings will be provided as required. Remuneration will be in the form of entertainment, a voucher for psychotherapy, and free alcohol, with 312 days unpaid annual leave per annum.

Please apply in writing, attaching a CV and a naughty picture of yourself (lady-applicants only) using the 'reply privately' link below.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’m only here for the booze!

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By *nferno sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I’m only here for the booze!"

What with the indecent picture, then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say booze????

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

So no actual cash involved then?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’m only here for the booze!

What with the indecent picture, then?"

Sorry was just demonstrating I’m a bit of a fanny when d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've pulled a few in my time

Pints

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By *nferno sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I've pulled a few in my time

Pints "

You're hired!

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Lockdown weight, I look kinda bouncy these days

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By *nferno sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Lockdown weight, I look kinda bouncy these days "

Hired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you require a female bouncer to pat down the customers.....yknow incase there is anything concealed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've pulled a few in my time

Pints

You're hired!"
yaassss result

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Do you require a female bouncer to pat down the customers.....yknow incase there is anything concealed?? "

I could help with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you require a female bouncer to pat down the customers.....yknow incase there is anything concealed??

I could help with that!"

I'm sure we would do a thorough job together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be interested.

You know if there's any arguments or disruptions in the place I won't hesitate to deal with them. Probably because I will have started most of them anyways.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I could be interested.

You know if there's any arguments or disruptions in the place I won't hesitate to deal with them. Probably because I will have started most of them anyways. "
have you seen they guy that welcomes punters in tae yon Mexican place "the titty twister" if ye can dae that kinda act yer on door duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could be interested.

You know if there's any arguments or disruptions in the place I won't hesitate to deal with them. Probably because I will have started most of them anyways. have you seen they guy that welcomes punters in tae yon Mexican place "the titty twister" if ye can dae that kinda act yer on door duty "

Hell yeah , that's me

We got

White pussy , black pussy, yellow pussy we even got smellllllly pussy. If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else , fuck iiiiiit.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Do you offer any in service professional development opportunities?

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By *nferno sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Do you offer any in service professional development opportunities?"

No, but the bartender and the bouncer both were jumped upon by several tipsy women. There are worse jobs.

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